Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Life, and Song.Hi Minions of the undead! In case anyone cares, here's some random tidbits about me.
anything even remotely related to math
I must go blow up some asparagus, its planning to kill me...
I have an account on fanfiction.net too, but I only have 1 story. They insist that the other stoies broke the rules, BUT THEY DIDN'T!!!
Fun Quote: "He who can laugh at himself is lucky, for he will never run out of material."
To really sum up my theory on life I will quote a book by perhaps the funniest author of all time: Dave Barry. You have not read funny until you have read a Barry book.
"Suppose that two people -call them person A and person B- are late for an appointment in New York City and need to cross the street. Person a rushes into the street without looking; he is instantly struck by a taxi going at 146 miles per hour (this taxi has engine trouble, otherwise it would be going much faster). But person B -even though he is in an equally big hurry-pauses on the sidewalk and looks both ways. While doing this, he is severely beaten by muggers.
I'm a C.