Evil Scientist
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Joined 01-14-04, id: 392823
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Life, and Song.
Hi Minions of the undead! In case anyone cares, here's some random tidbits about me.

Likes:
Cheese
planning world takeover
basketball
softball
Video Games
-Harvest Moon
-Soul Caliber 2
-Skies of Arcadia Legends
-Ocarina of time
-Golden sun 1&2
random acts of violence
chocolate
sharp pinty objects heeheehee ^-^

Dislikes:
idiots
nuts(the kind you eat)
stares
the insane asylum
homework-actually, work in general

anything even remotely related to math

I must go blow up some asparagus, its planning to kill me...

I have an account on fanfiction.net too, but I only have 1 story. They insist that the other stoies broke the rules, BUT THEY DIDN'T!!!

Fun Quote: "He who can laugh at himself is lucky, for he will never run out of material."
-Some dude whose name I might look up if I feel like it.

To really sum up my theory on life I will quote a book by perhaps the funniest author of all time: Dave Barry. You have not read funny until you have read a Barry book.

"Suppose that two people -call them person A and person B- are late for an appointment in New York City and need to cross the street. Person a rushes into the street without looking; he is instantly struck by a taxi going at 146 miles per hour (this taxi has engine trouble, otherwise it would be going much faster). But person B -even though he is in an equally big hurry-pauses on the sidewalk and looks both ways. While doing this, he is severely beaten by muggers.
So we see that the choices we make affect the quality of our lives, and we should always try to make the smartest choice, which in this case would be the one made by person C, who chose to skip his appointment and stay in his apartment, watching the movie 'laundromat lust'."

I'm a C.

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Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
Trust and Betrayal by The Squirrel Warriors reviews
An underwater community has been created centuries after an atomic bomb destroyed all land. Now, someone has hacked into the main computer that stored all the codes for supplying oxegyn.Two people must now fight togehter to find the hacker. R&R
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2004
Welcome to the FREAK SHOW by EchoesOfReason reviews
Some insane producer gave me my own show and a lot of time to kill. Welcome to the FREAK SHOW. Starring the queen freak herself...ME! Ratings may fall, then again you might also be kidnapped! R/R PLEASE! MY FIRST SHOT AT ALL COMEDY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,693 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Age by EchoesOfReason reviews
Understandable, age has it's limits, but then again, some limits go too far! Age is meaningless after a certain point, so why do we still bother to cry? R/R please, if you get what I'm saying here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2003
Our Teacher: An Ode to the Gym Teacher by Rb reviews
Every year, my school asks the students to submit entries for the Teacher Recognition Award, which honors teachers for their accomplishments in both teaching and in kids' self-esteem. This is my entry -- written in honor of my gym teacher. ^_-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2002
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The 7 commandments of English class reviews
Companion to "The 27 truths of math class". These are the commandments laid down by LA teahers long ago, designed to specifically annoy students to the point where they are suicidal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
The 27 Truths of math class reviews
9 truths that the Math teachers have declared that we must follow. Read for a laugh! Now with 200% more!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Scantily Clad Plastic Chick Medley reviews
[companion to the pissed white guy medley] Short parodies of songs by "the plastic media chicks". You know who I'm talking about. Please R&R!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2004
The Pissed White Guy Medley reviews
Ever noticed how bands like Creed and 3 doors down etc. are all angry white guys? I made a "special" song to adress this "issue".
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004
Night of the Blue Sparks reviews
This is a poem about something that realy happened to me. It shows my more...pyromaniacal side...heeheehee.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2004
The Personality Test for dummies, by a dummmy reviews
The title says All. First Story, please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004