Author has written 5 stories for Essay, Fantasy, Mythology, General, and Love.
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“As featured in USA Today, the Daily Herald, and on the bleeding corpse of your dying soul.”
I feel so bad because I find this funny:
You're not supposed to call me annoying! I'm fasinating and wonderful, remeber?!
- Jila Bazrafkan
“heh - for me, the cutoff point for my tolerance of other's kinks is when sex starts to be too much like work, or i have to bring a tool box along”
“He would make a lovely corpse.”
- Charles Dickens
“SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE OH GOD THE FILTH IS CONTAMINATING ME”
“It's 40 days of not eating or doing anything fun interspersed with gorging yourself on sundays.
It's kinda like a long christmas except gayer.
You're supposed to be preparing for easter or something. I guess you need to be not such a fatty so you can eat all those christian chocolate eggs that Jesus laid.”
“When Jesus went forty days without eating everybody tries to be cool like him and give up something they like a lot.
“The little kittens don’t eat the pie for FEAR they’ll get the cane. Then one bold kitten goes ahead and eats it anyway, and someone goes ‘Here you go, have the cane.’ And then the little kitten names himself dictator and terrorizes all the other kittens with an iron fist, hoarding away the pie for himself and his S.S. kittens to deal with. And that’s how World War Two started. Except with Nazis instead of kittens and Jews instead of pie.”
Der_Kommissar: Scott, we should internet date.
Scott: you're a girl thought
Der_Kommissar: You should really try to get rid of that silly homosexuality.
Also, you look good together couple guys your fittogetherness is sickening
“He is clearly gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” – fairleee
“Because ugly people don't deserve happiness.” –intelekshual
“Why yes, yes it would be. She is the embodiment of evil, destroying the dreams of young women and seducing sailors to their doom.
So remember children, just say no to the pretty lady in the Japanese schoolgirl uniform.
Just say no.” –Mreek on Jenny
“One who is lovelier than babies dancing in a pile of putrid flesh, more intelligent than a monkey on crack, indeed she is the embodiment of everything god had in mind when woman was designed.” –Mreek on Jenny
"Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings -- that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide."
-- Buddha (563?-483? BC)
“I, personally, am a lovely bundle of snuggly pink kittens.” –Jenny
Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore. -Nearly-Headless Nick; Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 8, Page 124
Or something. –Jenny