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Author has written 69 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Historical, General, General, Play, Kids, Humor, Song, and Supernatural.

Adriana is secretly an internet creature!! Her other addresses include her oh-so-clichéd LiveJournal and her fanfiction.net account. She loves reviewers! A lot! Because you guys are awesome!

3 September 2012 - Hey! My writing is available on LJ if you're pining for something ridiculous.

This account is currently on hiatus for various reasons. Feel free to contact me here if you need to! I'll keep the profile quasi-updated in case I come back someday.

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Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
Firebird by Three Score and Ten reviews
An adaptation of the fairytale Ivan and the Wolf, written for maderr's birthday. Ivan's father sends him on a quest for the fabled phoenix...but the completion of his quest is only the beginning of his troubles. Please comment and help me get better!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Apocalypse by IceHusky reviews
The cows, huddled in their individual stables, had been shifting their feet for hours.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Networking by shewhoguards reviews
A story about computers; their lives, loves, dangers and rivalries. What happens when a PC and a Mac are placed in the same house? A tale for Mac-lovers, PC-lovers and geeks the world over.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005
Dear Mortal by Pawnik reviews
... We regret to inform you ...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005
Random Poems For Random Times by Draxenale reviews
These are poems with no real purpose that are meant to be random and not really mean anything
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005
God's Tiny Angels by Vera-Sama reviews
When I hear the words "American Dream" I think of children...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
Goodnight, Moon by Readrrr Grrrl reviews
A short story about a girl growing up in a difficult situation; told in a spare, lyrical style. Not a light read.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2004
La Résistance by metropolis noir reviews
WWII set short fiction. French Resistance. Is a one-shot story, revised recently.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2004
The Reluctant Familiar by Squeaks the Jester reviews
Complete. Um... summary.. I'm too lazy... I don't feel like motivating myself to talk about how it's a macabraoues comedy about a demon who's worst dream comes true.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 3/4/2004
Letters I'll Never Send by Hey Beautiful Day reviews
She wrote to remember the first time they met. She wrote to remember the first time they kissed. She wrote to remember the last time they saw each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Rule #1: Don't Rescue Virgin Sacrifices! by Gatekeeper reviews
They're sooo much more trouble than they're worth. Please R/R *New chapter*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/26/2001
Keep Your Mouth Shut and Scream as Loud as You Can by Morwinyon reviews
Based on a journal that a teenage girl kept in a mental institution, this is a real-life description of her six hellish days in an adolescent ward.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
Improvisation with Composers: W. A. Mozart by ShinigamiForever reviews
Stupid title restrictions. Agh! Anyway, a poem on Mozart, as the title says. The world that owns Mozart/from birth of talent drove him/beautifully, fantastically, insane...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2002
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The Stained Alicorn reviews
A maiden; a unicorn; a princess; a trustworthy guard . . . but not quite your run-of-the-mill fairy tale. Currently updating on LiveJournal, link in profile.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
The Trouble With Angels
Pedestals fall? 'The trouble with angels is, it seems . that they lose their wings and haloes as they lose their dreams . they fall down to earth, but not any farther . sucks to be them ’cause it only gets harder.'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
For the Angels to Steal reviews
The innocence of the years before the Great War is gone. A protest song, essentially.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
So Long, Fangs For Everything reviews
Ursula and Vlad: one the witty foil to the other's teenaged angst. But Vlad is, well, a growing vampire, and sometimes a friendship is tough if one party wants to suck the other's vital fluids. They try to look on the bright, if not sunny, side of life.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008
No Doubt the Years Have Changed Him
When Jimmy came back from the war, he was changed. TBC.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Published: 1/20/2008
For Lack of a Better Word reviews
Survival of the fittest. Being a teenager is hard. INCOMPLETE. Being reworked. Unlikely to be updated on fictionpress again.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006
Always So reviews
And so they lived forevermore.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
He left.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Oh Em Gee, I'm Bi! reviews
Biwhat? Bipedal? Bipolar? Bicycle enthusiast? Tell me, tell me! [Sometimes teenagers are annoying . . . .]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Except That reviews
Sometimes, there are no words.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Interview reviews
You're not supposed to say that word.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Coincidence
Flora White hates Mary Ann Woodman. A drabble that exploded! FF.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
All I Know reviews
It's another song! 'Once upon a time there was a princess . she was self interested and hard to impress . she only liked to play with her golden ball . 'til one day a frog stopped by and changed it all.'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
La Fille Bleu Indigo
Sa tête a été pleine d'ozone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Demands of Flight reviews
Sometimes pterodactyls hijack my brain.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Indigo Girl reviews
Her head was full of ozone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Déprogrammé
Addiction sans absolution.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Canceled reviews
Addiction without absolution. Uh. Yeah.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Armageddon Goes Preschool!
"Armageddon is the scariest/Its beasts are the hairiest . . . ." Good clean wacky fun!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 9/22/2006
Of the Unicorn, THE ORIGINAL reviews
Katsy Bloomsbuckle was uprooted from her home, shipped to the local palace, and locked in a tower; never to marry, never to be touched by a man of sin, which isn't exactly her idea of a good time. Hinted f/f. REWRITE PENDING!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 4/22/2004
The Trials and Tribulations of Mackenzie Owens reviews
Journal entries of an irritable teenager versus the world - or so she thinks. Rating 'just in case'. A rewrite of 'The Truth of Mackenzie Owens.' This regular update thing isn't working out currently, but hopefully it will start to soon.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Red Door II
A look at conformity and individuality, and how one can segue into the other. More to my 'vision', as it were, than the last one.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2005
My Momma's Bedroom II reviews
A longer version of the original, found below; rewritten for health class.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005
The Red Door reviews
A one-shot. Individuality and opposition of such.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005
Kitschen Appliances reviews
In which modern life is explained. Several poems in several chapters; a new style. Offbeat.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 3/25/2004
Okay reviews
Happy endings are never easy, but sometimes everything works out just right. One-shot. I feel so SHALLOW.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
Rapunzel reviews
A retelling of the fairy tale. Magic! Political intrigue! Pretty dresses! Huzzah! ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004
Cockles and Mussels reviews
Molly Malone, cherished Irish heroine . . . or was she? The many aspects of the heroic fishmonger in as many short stories.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Dreaded Smileitis reviews
Picture day and the (debatably pleasant) consequences of realizing the world isn't out to get you. A cheery little four-page story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/2/2005
Katie Quinden Blew Up reviews
A third-person 'restricted' (not omniscient) look at mental illness-schizophrenia. Very stylized, similar to Honey.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Suburban Life reviews
Observations on the absurdity that is suburbia.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005
The Truth of Mackenzie Owens reviews
The toils and troubles following the life of an irritable teenager. Rating 'just in case'. Chapters are not long, and you'll find the occasional curse. COMPLETE! It is being rewritten as we speak.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 31,171 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 11/21/2004
Selfish
A monologue (two characters); one confronts the other. Rating for subject matter (self-mutilation) and slight language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 6/15/2005
Writing For Dummies reviews
Irritable!Adriana got tired of seeing bad angst fics. She is now going on a wild rampage, teaching just how to treat grim subjects...hence the rating. This covers the serious to the silly, and will probably always be a work in progress.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Pedestal reviews
An assignment for English: a fourteen-or-more-line poem which can be used as a metaphor for a specific topic, as in the poem 'Ozymandias'.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2005
Unique reviews
Ramblings, nothing more and nothing less. Formatting got slightly messed up. (No, no, silly, that's not a lion, that's merely tomato's grumbling. Please ignore it.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004
Wall Fixture reviews
Just because you're an outcast doesn't mean you don't dream of the future.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005
English Blargle II reviews
English assignment"perspectives sometimes change because a person grows but the places around them remain the same." Got a decent grade; about my old house, which, honestly, I don't remember very well.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
Kool Aid reviews
GEPA preparation again-please refer to "Mother's Eyes" for previous endeavors in this direction. A girl in a blue sweatshirt finds God. (Picture prompt.)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
Honey reviews
A woman comes to terms with her husband's abandoning her and her child. Unusually lyrical style (for me, anyway).
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005
My Momma's Bedroom reviews
Alternately titled: Watch Adriana Mangle Angst. A small girl has difficulties coming to terms with her mother's death at the hands of her father. Obviously upsetting; rating for themes and implied violence. Nothing particularly graphic and no bad language
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
Yay For Rodents! reviews
In the universe of 'The Truth of Mackenzie Owens'; snippets of life outside of Mackenzie's perspective. Updates will be mentioned in 'The Truth . . . ' and will take place whenever I don't have time to write full entries. The title . . . don't ask.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Soup Kitchen
Oh, my, I do have creative titles, eh? Anyway, I volunteered at a soup kitchen about a month ago and was asked to write an article for the sponsoring temple's newspaper (even though I'm not Jewish and don't worship there...). This is the result.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Published: 1/9/2005
Seek and You Shall Find reviews
The beginnings of a project of mine (more information inside). Mostly I'm proud of the irritating rhyming scheme that I pulled off, if not too gracefully.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/11/2004
Stop reviews
It's a song. Well, obviously. It popped into my head one day, tune and all, and demanded to be written down. I think it's about schizophrenia, though I'm not sure. At any rate, I appear to have written a nearly pop song ). Be frightened.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Mother's Eyes reviews
A peculiar little piece done as GEPA preperation in English class. A thirty minute drabble, complete with overuse of punctuation and run on sentences!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2004
Vote for Nader II reviews
Oh, joy, More civics work. In the ever-unfolding saga of this year's 'mock campaign', this plays a key part; it's the Independent Reform Party's views on random crud. So. Read and weep.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004
Vote for Nader reviews
God, I hated this. It's a really cruddy ad for Nader I had to do for civics-more complaints inside, hee. I think it's okay given the fact it was written in about two and a half hours.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004
Protist Periodical
A silly little science project I did for Life Science last year.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Published: 10/21/2004
English Blargle
A 2.4 essay on the way fiction mirrors fact and vice versa. Written after reading the short story "The Land and the Water" by Shirley Ann Grau...there are times I hate English, y'know?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Published: 9/28/2004
Haikus reviews
The title says it all. Inside you'll find not only nowadays insanity (including the rare multiple-verse haiku) but really-and-truly elementary school poetry. I hear your gasps of shock and horror, but they're not fatal. I don't think. Unintended pun!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
Audition
A little ten-minute writing exercise for a mandatory "cycle" class-six weeks of an extension of English. Nyarg. 'Bout my audition for the regions orchestra (missed by eight points...ripping hair out in agonized frustration, here, don't mind me).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Published: 9/13/2004
Teddy Bear Tea reviews
A little story about a girl's teddybears' adventures while she eats dinner. It's not that original, but considering I wrote it in fourth or fifth grade, I think it's kinda sweet. Smiles!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004
Artist Man reviews
Edgar Degas's musings. And I keep wanting to say Degas like DAY-gahs instead of de-GAH. Argh.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004
Bits and Pieces
A peculiar little story that started as a one-shot and grew bigger. For now, the plot is emerging through little snippets of life-conversations, letters, et cetera. Probably a frame-work for a more complete story in the future. Rating for mild language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,681 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Bob reviews
Careless actions. A consequence. Rating for reference to violence.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/9/2004
Loved reviews
Weirdo anger at pretentious "I am cool because I am goth. Oooh, I am so original" feeling that seems to passing around these days, especially among my 'peers'. Not to be confused with those who have a reason for being goth or for what they believe in.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
And reviews
A rather angsty sort of poem discussing the meaning of the word 'and'. Creative use of the symbol, which I'm sure has a name that I just can't remember. Too much Bleeprin, I suppose.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004
Mathematicians reviews
It's long. It's tedious. It's about mathematicians. We shall not ask the muses why they forced me to put it up here. (Math project. Got a B+)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
A Prophet Speaks of the Political Future reviews
A prophet speaks of the political future. (Déja-vu, anyone) Accompanied by a ridiculous note from far into the future, and a ridiculous author's note that probably belongs far from anywhere. I had fun with this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2004
Vivaldi's Life in Terms of Me reviews
Orchestra project (written the night before it was due). Vivaldi's life and times thrown into a parody of a school play. Interesting, to say the least. Complicated chaos ensues.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004
Ode to the Shop Teacher
My shop teacher retired last year, and I miss him terrifically. He was graying and frayed around the edges, but he smelled like my grandfather, and he drank tea. The new one is bright and shiny out of school, smelling of desperation and hair spray.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 3/25/2004
Perpendicular reviews
Rather morbid views on growing up.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2004
Music reviews
As my oh-so-eloquent title suggests, it's a poem about music. Written for Social Studies after studying the Harlem Renaissance, in a style vaguely reminiscent of Emily Dickinson. (Not exactly Harlem Renaissance, I know...)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004
No Fat Here reviews
Disjointed ponderings on weight.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
360º reviews
Metaphors again. Depression and its side affects.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2004
Blink reviews
A metaphorical anxiety attack. Four words: bizarre and possibly melodramatic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2004
Rough Rider of a President reviews
A sentimental Teddy Roosevelt looks back on the Spanish American War and his time as a Rough Rider.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
Cheesemaking reviews
An essay on cheese and cheesemaking. For science class. I swear, there are no synonyms for cheese.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/25/2004