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I'm not going to update regularly, I'll say that much. Besides the fact that I have the attention span of a chipmunk (meep), I have the rest of junior year, the entirety of senior year, college, and the rest of my life to worry about... Let me try to take care of school first and maybe I'll update regularly. Maybe. But remember: Chipmunk. Meep. |
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Operation BMG: The New World by camry maxwell reviews
Andrea Maxwell has to protect Nicholas "Neo" Parker with her life. However, when characters other than hit-men and rabid fans make themselves known, she realizes that the repercussions of her mission may very well change the face of the world - literally.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2003
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Rough Draft by NehemiaH reviews
One simple girl. One handsome stranger. One totally arranged marriage to save their lives. Wait...what? Throw in a few gangsters and a family full of secrets and you're just beginning to step into Eve's life. Round 3 SKOW Nom and Round 6 Punk'd Runner Up.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,654 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
No Idea by Blondie2 reviews
I'm still working on it, any ideas let me know Another internet romance that serverly needs help!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Complete
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Imagine You and Me by acquiescence reviews
This only happened in movies – switching bodies, that is. Meet Leigh Winters and Jason Devrie, a pseudonerd and a jock, and the one who started it all – Anna James, the resident basketcase with a witchy reputation.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006
The Gatekeeper by Tessandra reviews
One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006
Things So Hidden by Azure Volant reviews
COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,142 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/23/2003
When Daylight Fades by Asylum Escapees reviews
chp 9 College student Soren Nichele finds himself in an odd situation when a chance encounter with vampires leads him to discover the truth about an unknown world and about himself. Read and review, kiddies.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 1/18/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2005
Court Spy by Tessandra reviews
Chapter Nine Kiyra could either stay and inheirit her fief - or give it up to deliver imformation of the enemy to the king. She choses to go to the king - A story of war, spys, and a certain handsome prince . . .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,488 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 9/14/2002
Wild Fire by FlyingPhish reviews
Laird Rourke MacCallum takes what he wants and kidnaps a lass on a raid. She turns out to be trouble not to mention ENGLISH and won't be the subserviant little wife. Ch.24 up!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,871 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 1/24/2003
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Ambiguity by Endless Dark reviews
Greeting cards as a method of torture?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Raising Atlantis by JadeWing reviews
Corel's best friend disappeared when she was six. Ten years of being called "Schizo" later, he shows up again. The problems? A) He doesn't remember her, B) he's a jerk, and C) she has a boyfriend who hates him. This does not bode well...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2004
The Way of Their World by Storm Karstark reviews
In the process of being rewritten! Its appearance will fool you. So innocentlooking. Untapped power lurks beneath, immense power. Thus does the bearer resemble it. Innocent, harmless...yet dangerously powerful. How dangerous? Are you on her good side?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,769 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
Sisters Divided by Individual-9086 reviews
This is the story of two girls, raised as sisters, but unequal in status. Bubbly blond Brix, who is lighthearted and social, and dark haired intelligent Nycaise. When men and status begin to come between them, can their friendship survive?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003
Through it all by easily-amused reviews
Two highschool seniors from different groups manage to see through it all and find something they like in each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 96,278 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 2/5/2003
The Demons Inside by Giabella reviews
Very old fiction. Read at your own risk. I only keep it up because of silly attachments.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,121 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Seductress of Time by Alexia Goddess reviews
Sequel to 'Daughter of the Desert.' Five years later, history has changed. Tank is in exile, Tarah is now a captain of an organization called Nituita-wa , 'People of Time.' Her latest assignment? Go back in time and protect a king of Egypt.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/30/2003
Never Just a Rumor by Zia Aizan reviews
When you've been dating other guys for a while it must take some girl to break the hobby. But Renae was that girl. The problem: Your ex-boyfriend is going after her too. (completed)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,082 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
Bridged to Shadows by JadeWing reviews
Auri is a 'normal' girl who can send things flying without even touching them. Tara is a tough-as-nails city girl who just escaped being sacrificed. And Shianne is a thief with a VERY strange background. What do they have in common? They're all Bridgers.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Daughter of the Desert by Alexia Goddess reviews
*FINISH* She is Kilitatarah, 'Daughter of the Desert,' for her love of Egypt. Will that love spread to its King when she finds a mysterious incantation that only she can read and is taken back in time? Back to Ancient Egypt? And who is planning a murder?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,133 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete