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Joined 01-29-01, id: 39326
Author has written 17 stories for Love, Politics, Essay, Life, War, Family, General, and General.
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Dangerous by Darthen reviews
You see, I am dangerous. The spade necklace swings in the same tired rhythm as my ragged hair and my arms hold my cigarette. [one shot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006
Orwell Was Right by charisrain reviews
An attempt at staying within the lines for a change.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006
Rivers of Blood by TrifleBullet reviews
On 20 April 1968, British politician Enoch Powell made a racist and discriminatory speech. This is my view on his "rivers of blood"...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
The Window by Dabria reviews
does not everyone sometimes stand at their window wishing to be someone or somewhere else? It's everyday life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005
Unredeemed by Manuel Fajar reviews
"For I know that my redemeer liveth" Psalms
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004
Election Night by Deluminated reviews
Does it all seem absurd to you? I came to the conclusion that it should, while I wrote this.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Live for Love by happy thing reviews
Politics and war are inhuman. Let's have a little love people. Increase the peace!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Gun Nuts and a Loony Liberal by buddy33774 reviews
My attempt to show why gun control is good - and gun nuts are nuts!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
My Job Book 1 by DarkHorse reviews
Stories of working at a bookstore. An 8 year old thief, condescending men is that redundant and a mass exodus. All right, everybody out, this ship is sinkin! This is it for book 1. Ran out of room on the disk. Book 2 up shortly. Hopefully.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Lesser of Two Evils: A Parody of Election Tactics by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils? Here's my alternative: vote for the greater of two evils! Now with the candidate I'm endorsing!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003
The God Movie by The Zaniak reviews
The treatment and outline of the "God" movie. Includes details of setting and characters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2004
The Loneliness of a Crowded House by dave mclean reviews
inspired by carson mccullers. i don't know if i believe it or not, but here it is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004
Colwyn Bay by Loganberry reviews
Reflections from a beach at sunset; revision of a 1996 poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2004
Suffer us Christians by Dylan Smyle reviews
A memoir about my terrible experience of two senile, religiously fanatical old ladies and the ridiculous things they preached. The CCD program is NOT a good experience.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Thin Red Line by scatterbrish reviews
A story set in the not-too-distant future, telling of a young journalist-in-the-making who becomes involved in a second American Revolution, in which the line between good and bad is all but disappeared.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 6/10/2003
Crybaby Minister by evil lord ping reviews
Who would you vote for??
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003
How to Conquer a Universe Without Really Trying by J. P. Krumbine reviews
It's an instructional essay that will show you how to do what we all secretly want to do - run naked through the corn fields! . . . er, just read and review
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003
My Dearest Friend by chibibaka reviews
This is a poem i wrote last year on the book Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. I do not own that. Please read and review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2002
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An Eleventh September reviews
A bus journey. Not 911 related apart from the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007
Loss of memory reviews
"Death comes without an album/ To fold the moment in"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006
Model of Christian virtue? reviews
Does Isabella in Measure for Measure represent a model of christian virtue? Erm... maybe.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006
Swing reviews
About when you first begin to understand politics. Found this, God knows when I wrote it. Advice begged for.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Faith reviews
A teacher has a brief moment of crisis.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Japanese postwar culture and Kurosawa's Rashomon reviews
A film studies essay - film students do some work sometimes. Obviously probubly not interesting if you've never seen Rashomon, or you deplore the overuse of the phrase "could be intended to represent..."
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Old Sayings reviews
About feeling that you can't get away from the influences of your family. I don't feel like that all the time, I was just practising poetry, and could really use some help!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005
Why America Needs The Sex Pistols reviews
America needs the Sex Pistols. No, not the orginal ones, that'd be a teensy bit hard. Please don't read if don't like people swearing, feverently insulting America, or making up words to make themselves look clever. SHORT electorial update.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003
Ballad of Tiffa and Beth reviews
A horrific poem about two normal people at the end of thier un-eventful marriage. I need help with this!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/21/2004
FPnet is political correctness gone mad! reviews
An essay on political correctness and it's mental health. Plus, a free tangent
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/21/2004
Sitting watching the war reviews
Just something that came into my head. I don't know if this'll mean anything to anyone, but please reveiw. It's not how I feel all the time, but it must have been how I felt when I wrote it.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/14/2003
The North Of England:The Best Country in The World reviews
A completely pointless response to all the completely pointless America is the Best essays.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2003
Cosmetic Surgery? my arse! reviews
A badly written (yay) essay about why I feel cosmetic surgery is an explotation of peoples insecuritys, the dangers involved, and why I would not recommend it to anybody. Please review! Peace
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2003
What Do You Do All Day? reviews
My weird take on how people in different lives and jobs feel. Not *that* twisted, and is only PG for one bit of language. enjoy! :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2003
How to write an Argumentative War Essay AWE! reviews
Ever read one of those really opinionated essays and wished you could do it to?? Well now you c an: with the patented A.W.E writer! NOTE: I write, read AND reveiw these things, i don't mean to insult them (too much).
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2003
NEW' Labour reviews
I was kinda peed off with the hypocrites in 'the peoples party' so this is very badly written! It's a take on that flag song they used to have to sing...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/1/2003
Romance reviews
For anyone who wants a break from all the angst here, a little post-valentines day poem! Since this is crap i expect to get as many reveiws as i did valentines (ie NONE) (Was posted before, but now is in the right catogory)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2002