Hey! These are some of the poetry and short stories I've written in the past three or four years. Please read, hopefully enjoy, and leave me reviews. Don't be generic - flames or flattery, whatever you feel. If you have a fictionpress account, I'd be glad to review yours too.

My recommendations ... *drumroll*

Guess I should start with Esliim Karnth, cause he kinda got me started on fictionpress. He NEVER updates and he reviews things like once in a blue moon, but his pieces are usually good. 'Specially "Seven Storms," gotta love that. Even though I do rip them to shreds. But I tend to do that ... Also he's my sorta-half-cousin (don't ask).

Skiv ... *bursts into spontaneous laughter* Oh gosh. She writes some of the best random, hilarious things I've ever read in my life. "Random Outburst" is the best, me thinks. She's another sorta-half-cousin (again, don't ask. Don't worry, that's all the sorta-half-cousins you'll have to worry about. Don't let it keep you up nights or anything...)

Ahrar Nighthammer is another friend, a very good "up-and-coming"writer. 'Specially "Nighthammer." Although I also (sigh) tear that to pieces on a regular basis too. Oh and "Graveyards and Gluesticks" is awesome too. Probably the awesomer 'cause I know exactly what he's talking about... Ever chew glue? Not sniff. Chew. Hotglue sticks. If you rotate it constantly as you're chewing it, it turns into a hollow cylinder. Very cool, if you're into that sort of thing. Another one of the wonderful things Esliim has introduced me to.

If y'all spot typos/bad spelling, please tell me, k? Also, sometimes fictionpress won't let me put my poetry into stanzas like I want to. So if you read a really long poem that wasn't broken up into stanzas, that's probably what happened.