TheBigCheese
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Joined 01-20-04, id: 393931
Author has written 17 stories for Humor, Humor, Spiritual, Essay, Play, Sci-Fi, Love, General, and General.

I was on hiatus. Now, I'm not. So don't worry. I might write stuff. You should be overjoyed.

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The Killanator reviews
If your don't r&r, i'll eat your dog. With relish, pun fully intended.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 9/17/2004
Lizards on the Horizon
Dinosaurs in Australia, Napoleon in England. Could it be less than fun?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Published: 7/12/2009
Can it be?
R RPLZ
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Hunter reviews
A short story to be submitted for an upcoming contest. I'd appreciate as much critical feedback as possible, and who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying it if you give it a read.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Smoke reviews
nuff said
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Best Gift of All
A child gives the best gift he can think of.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Bliss reviews
A description
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006
The Man on the Rock
Completed first draft. A man dies on a rock.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,163 - Published: 2/12/2006
Harrington reviews
An influential Place Essay. Me showing my teacher that I don't always dick around.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005
Acteon's Folly reviews
Something's not Kosher on the island of Phaeacia! Please, it's not as bad as the summary. Chek it out, My hish school should be putting it on next year.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005
Big Papa W reviews
An essay on an influential person. Me messing around in english class.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005
Global Warming is a Load of Hooey reviews
Rated because I don't like kids. eat that, you friggin' tater tots!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005
Castration: A Modern Day Panacea reviews
That's right. You read it right. Some sacrifices must be made for the good of mankind.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/15/2005
Cigarettes: Leech or Lifesaver? reviews
Rated to make sure you young 'uns don't get the right idea.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
A StoneCold Love Affair reviews
Love comes in many forms. Ignore the rating, if you haven't already.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004
Epiphany reviews
The title sums it up. Worth reading, so, uh, do your thing.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004
The tree is pretty reviews
In simplicity lies beauty
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/28/2004
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