Rupert Greenwich
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Joined 01-24-04, id: 394529
Author has written 15 stories for General, Humor, Thriller, Action, Biography, and Essay.

Big hitter, that Llama. He hauls off and whacks one to the bottom of a 30,000 foot crevase...

I can't really decide which is better...

"Look, I'm Yani. Sans the attitude."

Now you probably don't care, but

Favorite bands: Alice in Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Moe, Phish, String Cheese Incident...

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Old People Smell Funny by KT-Thacker reviews
Is it dial soap, vapor rub or something more... sinister? Ever notice that old people smell funny?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005
Randoomishness by Galdor Flamenight reviews
The random babblings of yours truly. The newest chapter is a convo between me and Andrea. The only problem with it is that all the asteriks got taken out cuz I guess they decided to not allow them anymore. Place them mentally where needed. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
Family Feud by Yankees24635 reviews
The Yankees and the Red Sox play on Family Feud. Things get rather interesting...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004
Killer's Time by Rupert Greenwich reviews
Two rivaling organizations compete to kill off each other. Read and Review.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Five Chickens Of The Apocolypse by djsaxon2 reviews
Yes, it is what the title suggests. This is story of the end of the world being brought around by the five chickens: War, Hunger, Famine, Pestilence and their good friend Clarence. Please R/R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
Release by Love In Vein reviews
A young woman is driven to the edge of sanity and loses all hope. Very dark/angst piece. Pretty short. Might expand on it sometime (more backstory, etc.).
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2001
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Don't do Drugs? reviews
Drugs are a funny thing. This is why you should or shouldn't do them
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006
Bob Fosse: He's the Man reviews
An actual teacher gave me a 95 on this report...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006
Conspiracy? reviews
It's the best story you'll ever read. Bumbling commies try to take over the world by selling magazine subscriptions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
From New York to Wisconsin: An Ode to Joe reviews
We'll miss you, buddy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005
The US Open reviews
A golf story we all can enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005
Hitters reviews
Hey all o' you alls, I'm back. This is a fun piece that I think you'll enjoy...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2005
Hoss McBagel 2: Hoss McBagel Harder reviews
Hoss gets a visit from Curtis, who in turn tries to eat his shoe. Title is a "Die Hard" parody, not an inuendo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004
Rodrigo the Pizza Boy reviews
No point, whatsoever. I was probably intoxicated at the time. Maybe some of you crazy people will enjoy it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004
Hoss McBagel reviews
The Private Eye has his first adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2004
Slugs reviews
Two banana slugs converse about philosophy...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004
Islets of Langerhans reviews
A college suite, and all hell breaks loose
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Killer's Time reviews
Two rivaling organizations compete to kill off each other. Read and Review.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Cows reviews
A cow's point of view...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
Confessions of a Semi Dangerous Big Toe reviews
A look inside the science of bigtoeology
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/24/2004
The Cruel World of Optomism reviews
A look inside the world of optomism. REVIEW PLEASE.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004