The Angsty Whore
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Joined 01-24-04, id: 394548, Profile Updated: 01-27-11
Author has written 12 stories for General, Life, Romance, General, Love, and Haiku.

I am Emily. Demi-goth hillbilly, a little stubborn, quite esoteric, and probably too much like myself for your taste.

She is: Teenaged. A historian. A musician. Obsessive. A friend. An enemy. An authoress. Mildly depressing at times. Easily amused. Hard to keep happy.

She likes: Classic novels. Cemeteries. Anything relating to history. Men. Women. Playing the (Insert: piano, bagpipes, violin, flute, guitar, singing) here. Tori Amos. LANGUAGES. My first language is English (how boring), but I took three years of Spanish (In America, tis vitally important to know a few words so as not to get mugged) and of late I’ve been juggling French, German, and Latin. If you want to talk to me into any of the aforementioned languages, you go on ahead.

She dislikes: Food in all forms, most especially animal products, of these most especially meat.

The odds are that I loathe your music as well as your taste in films. Chick flicks are a no. Comedy is also a no.

I dislike tasteless smut. However, mix some delicious angst in there and it is no longer tasteless.I am frustrated by people prettier (Definition: skinnier) than I am. I am annoyed by complete bleeding heart liberals for the most part, especially those who hate George Bush because he actually realises that we can't just leave the terrorists alone. Trousers (most of the time). The colour orange.

Here's something cool about me - I’m a registered organ donor on my driver's license. I could very well save your life someday.

Post script - Please to bevisiting Rowan Arkenson and Ruana - they are dear friends of mine and better authoresses than I shall ever be.

Post post script - please to be visiting emily ophelia- that's me when I'm all grown up.

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I'm Not Special by Rowan Arkenson reviews
Children waiting for the day they feel good- Happy birthday, Happy birthday... About a suicide between friends. Blur between the two, they hate each other, they hate themselves, they can't live without the other...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003
He Walks Free by Liewe reviews
She didn't heed the warnings, and paid for it with her life... and now he walks free.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2003
A Death On The Road by shadow-spirit reviews
The title says it all. About when you cant keep runing away. (Warning: mild refernce to self harm)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Him by kep reviews
Oppression upon a person who is too weak, too pathetic, and too deluded to truly stand against anyone.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2003
Gift of the Red by Skayda reviews
A typical train ride turns to terror for one innocent woman.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2001
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la joconde reviews
She has feelings too, you know.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
yellow
Apparently English class makes me think about sickness and death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
femininity: employed reviews
It sometimes pays to be femmacular.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006
femininity: defined
In case you should stray.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006
Idol Warship reviews
Unrequited love sucks. I'm here to tell you that in a more poetic manner.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Monologue reviews
A poem about the hypocritical qualities of acting. I wrote it when credit requirements forced me out of my theatre class, and I recently found it on an exciting Word expedition. I'll be done now.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/16/2005
The Ignacious Clause reviews
So this is a poem that honestly has no point at all. It was born in my bathroom by the light of a waning candle, during one of my all night writing sessions.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004
Cruelty
In which the cruelty I bring upon myself seeps from my brain to manifest itself upon the glowing screen before me...yes, a poem about lies I tell myself.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
Hearts and Footfalls reviews
This is one of those poems for which there is no blatantly proper title. How can one place just one title on her tribulations? PG out of caution.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004
A Letter For An Anonymous Lover
Parbleu, I wrote a bit of romance somehow...anyway, this is a letter for an anonymous lover! What did you think it was? Read if you'd like, and if you don't, that's okay too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Published: 5/9/2004
Cake reviews
This "poem" was written in the five minutes after I was forced to eat half a piece of cake. This is how I felt. (PG for anorexia, leave me alone.)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Sepulchral Bliss reviews
I guess this is angst...I wrote this randomly during lunch when I was supposed to be cramming for my maths exam...hopefully it was worth not studying... (I'm a fp.com virgin so please be nice to me.) Oh, tis about rain and a golden cloud...and death. Yay.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/16/2004