I am an immigrant from Belarus. I am 64 years old, and have a Ph.D.
in peanut agriculture. I have founded 6 companies, 5 of which are
successful. I have 10 grandchildren. I am incredibly wealthy, and I
enjoy spending my money on completely useless items, like Hummers and
Mont Blanc pens.

No, really now. I'm a 17-year-old guy, and live in CA. No, I don't surf, because up in northern CA there are almost no beaches, and the few that are here are freezing cold, even in summer. I like football, acting, writing satire, composing music (I like REAL punk/grunge), and rewriting works by other people. I HATE doing stuff I don't like such as homework. I'm a senior in high school. I have a brother and sister, both younger than me, who also write.

I don't have AIM or ICQ, but I do have MSN messenger. My address is listed above.

Oh, and I'm also in no way wealthy.