‘My rooms a portal to hell- seriously, I’m not sleeping in there any more.’- Emily,17 year old Emily is sent to a secluded boarding school where her room ironically turns out to be a portal to hell. ‘Okay, so sleep in my room then.-John offers, grinning.

Each chapter will be an exactly 100-word drabble, in various genres from romance to horror. I'll post one a day for 100 days!

How can we just sit around and stare? Does anyone care?

Sugar, deodorant... everything.

Drinking water teaches us more about why we wrinkle as we age than biology does who would know.

Arson, murder, hated boss, typical stuff, right? Obviously not who we think it is.

Well, everyone, I do believe that this is my masterpiece! While not a humorous satire, it is a satire in every sense of the word. Chapter 1 will be the poem, and Chapter 2 will reveal all of the hidden content that I embedded! See what you can find!

What I have seen in the countries I've been to, the injustice of mankind...

Always searching for something more and never quite well with what he has, the seeker, finally finding his prize, knows not how to attain it.

Pause and pace for philosophic pondering. In brief, Barefoot is a beginning.

Just a drabble about a dream I had.

A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!

CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!

quickly now

This is a story about a little muffin named Steve.

So...It's really more religion and philosophy-ish, but there was no such choice and I saw tragedy as most befitting.

Base judgement only upon things you can't see. Something I wrote when bored.

They should have listened to her when she said there was a monster under her bed, but they didn't.

A doctor has to deal with a very odd patient...

My view on the war in Iraq. This was also my research paper this year. read and review

An article I wrote for the school newspaper about a subject I feel very strongly for many reasons

An essay I wrote last year for health class about schizophrenia. If there are any inaccuracies, please point them out.

Once upon a time there lived a squirrel. Now, this squirrel was no ordiniary squirrel. This squirrel was the anti-christ...

A babysitter finds out her one night seems to unfold like a story...(One-Shot)

this is about a princess and her discovery that she is blessed with extrodinary power due to the strange mark on her hand,,,,she learns that she is the rescuer from prophesy and must fight and save her people

The ongoing saga of Durian Bloodgale's struggle against the forces of justice, peace and radical feminists. New title. New jokes. New entries. Formerly Confessions of a Lunatic Sorcerer. The song thing was stupid, so I got rid of it.

One shot, about a girl trying to impress her crush.

In fact, this is not an essay at all. But it is something that proves my point. It's a story about, basically, Johnny getting screwed.

A monologue about a girl who has been working in the fast food industry for too long. Female (can easily be changed to male), mid to late teens, running time 3-4 minutes

Twelve 'o clock. Tick tock.

At the moment I'm confused about some things...

A poem celebrating the greatness of duct tape. R&R.

Puberty does strange and mystifying things to teenagers, the least of which is dropping your intelligence to that of a tree stump. Why does this happen? Probably due to the bad chemicals. Rantish satire.

Watch as superhero Captain AWOL takes on the evil George Lucas!

This little girl just *loves* zippers... *WARNING* random nonsense inside!!!!

Allison gets enlightened by a strange man.

There's a good story behind this... Anyhow, I had absolutely no idea where to put this, so it ended out here. This is weird. Read it at your own discretion... Thanks!