J'Adore Les Phoques
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Carpe Demon: Season One by CallingJaneDoe reviews
‘My rooms a portal to hell- seriously, I’m not sleeping in there any more.’- Emily,17 year old Emily is sent to a secluded boarding school where her room ironically turns out to be a portal to hell. ‘Okay, so sleep in my room then.-John offers, grinning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/3/2006
One Hundred 100Word Drabble Challenge by Toreshi Tobin reviews
Each chapter will be an exactly 100-word drabble, in various genres from romance to horror. I'll post one a day for 100 days!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Nobody Cares by The Kid From 1979 reviews
How can we just sit around and stare? Does anyone care?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Everything Will Kill Us by Setsuna529 reviews
Sugar, deodorant... everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Thumbprint by Masked Soul reviews
Drinking water teaches us more about why we wrinkle as we age than biology does who would know.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008
Framed by DorkMaster reviews
Arson, murder, hated boss, typical stuff, right? Obviously not who we think it is.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Feast by Mr.Satire reviews
Well, everyone, I do believe that this is my masterpiece! While not a humorous satire, it is a satire in every sense of the word. Chapter 1 will be the poem, and Chapter 2 will reveal all of the hidden content that I embedded! See what you can find!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Why God Why? by blahtong reviews
What I have seen in the countries I've been to, the injustice of mankind...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006
The Seeker by Ryan Schiff reviews
Always searching for something more and never quite well with what he has, the seeker, finally finding his prize, knows not how to attain it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Barefoot by Ryan Schiff reviews
Pause and pace for philosophic pondering. In brief, Barefoot is a beginning.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Excerpt of a Dream by Bounty Hunter Kano reviews
Just a drabble about a dream I had.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
i'M bad at summaries by Mr.Satire reviews
A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2006
WINNER TAKES OIL by Mr.Satire reviews
CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
guillotine by august harlequin reviews
quickly now
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006
Once Upon a Muffin? by I'm Ashley reviews
This is a story about a little muffin named Steve.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006
Well, the title's not exactly g rated by Nothing Profound reviews
So...It's really more religion and philosophy-ish, but there was no such choice and I saw tragedy as most befitting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006
Actors by Darkened Torch reviews
A poem about hiding what truly lies inside, to make others happy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Of Marshmallows and People by t-t-t-ouch reviews
Base judgement only upon things you can't see. Something I wrote when bored.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006
Big Scary Monster by EmmaBlack reviews
They should have listened to her when she said there was a monster under her bed, but they didn't.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Not Human by Shayndel reviews
A doctor has to deal with a very odd patient...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006
War in Iraq by Irony of Dying On Ur Birthday reviews
My view on the war in Iraq. This was also my research paper this year. read and review
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
An uncured plague by Sancho Hardbottle reviews
An article I wrote for the school newspaper about a subject I feel very strongly for many reasons
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Call Me Schizo by Annie Lewis reviews
An essay I wrote last year for health class about schizophrenia. If there are any inaccuracies, please point them out.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2006
Humphrey McSnuffles by Mr. Jay Steel reviews
Once upon a time there lived a squirrel. Now, this squirrel was no ordiniary squirrel. This squirrel was the anti-christ...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006
Cliffhanger by Ecryptic reviews
A babysitter finds out her one night seems to unfold like a story...(One-Shot)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
Princess of Men by Skybolt reviews
this is about a princess and her discovery that she is blessed with extrodinary power due to the strange mark on her hand,,,,she learns that she is the rescuer from prophesy and must fight and save her people
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006
Behind Blue Eyes by Radyn reviews
The ongoing saga of Durian Bloodgale's struggle against the forces of justice, peace and radical feminists. New title. New jokes. New entries. Formerly Confessions of a Lunatic Sorcerer. The song thing was stupid, so I got rid of it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
I Put My Hair Up For You by multiples of six reviews
One shot, about a girl trying to impress her crush.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Screwed by Ferdinand B reviews
In fact, this is not an essay at all. But it is something that proves my point. It's a story about, basically, Johnny getting screwed.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005
Fast Food and Freaks by Kakima Opalek reviews
A monologue about a girl who has been working in the fast food industry for too long. Female (can easily be changed to male), mid to late teens, running time 3-4 minutes
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004
THE HANGMAN by Henry Baugh reviews
Twelve 'o clock. Tick tock.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/21/2004
Confused by MichelleLaurin reviews
At the moment I'm confused about some things...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004
Ode to Duct Tape by Eternally Discombobulated reviews
A poem celebrating the greatness of duct tape. R&R.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2003
Stupidity Must Be Some Kind of Chronic Illness by Radyn reviews
Puberty does strange and mystifying things to teenagers, the least of which is dropping your intelligence to that of a tree stump. Why does this happen? Probably due to the bad chemicals. Rantish satire.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
The Misadventures of Captain AWOL by Murphdawg20 reviews
Watch as superhero Captain AWOL takes on the evil George Lucas!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2002
Zippy and the Former Presedent by Henna reviews
This little girl just *loves* zippers... *WARNING* random nonsense inside!!!!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2002
Breathe Tonight by Nikki James reviews
Allison gets enlightened by a strange man.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2001
The Chocolate Essay by Illiterate Librarian reviews
There's a good story behind this... Anyhow, I had absolutely no idea where to put this, so it ended out here. This is weird. Read it at your own discretion... Thanks!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2001
The Seventeen Strangers reviews
Stibhum and Jiukerell, two wandering warriors, happen upon the small farming kingdom Agunae. Learning that Agunae is under threat, they agree to help find warriors to help defend the kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006