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Joined 01-26-04, id: 394944
Author has written 8 stories for General, Manga, Fantasy, Life, and Song.

The Basics:

Hobbies: reading, manga/anime-ing, writing, art-ing, and being slightly O.C. Oh, and procrastinating, but that's not really a hobby. More like a lifestyle.

: What doesn't kill ya probably hurts like a bitch.

: Fushigi Yuugi, Imadoki, Gravitation, Mars, Hana Kimi, Wish, Naruto and the list goes on.

: Watermelon drool Chocolateslobber

: Rock, J-pop and alternative

"One thing that worries me... am I as fucking perky as I sound?"

What's great about listing favorites is that I can tell you tons of details about myself without you ever having to know who I really am. Though if you're iniquisitive enough you could find out, but then you'd be a stalker and I just don't have time to pay you the proper attention.

OK. Whoo! I've done something drastic. I removed my oldest story (still unfinished) from FP. But don't fret! It's temporary! (I hope!) I'm doing some revising and editing to make it flow moh bettah. And I'm renaming it. Again.

Holy heck! I wrote poems... I never do that! And what's more? They're not angsty! w00ti! I've been busy literary-wise lately. I mean, I finished a chapter on a story that I've been letting marinate in its own tragic juices for two months. I wrote TWO, count 'em TWO poems in one night. I'm on a roll! desperately runs around trying to find some decent wood to knock on

7-4-05 (wee hours)
Happy Independence... I guess...Anyway, updating more of Phoenix because I'm going on vacation again next month (Costa Rica! w00t!) and won't be able to update. Not to mention, it's just sitting there... rotting.

I'm back at HQ and have updated PO just as promised cuz I'm a good girl like that. I hope to write another chapter before I run out of chapters to update, but thats not a promise because then I'd feel obligated to keep it and that means feeling obligated to write and the only time that ever worked out was with "Playing the Good Samaritan" which you can conveniently check out below!

Woo-hoo! Chapter 10 updated on Phoenix. That's like a record for me! I'm getting it together so the story is starting to make sense. Way late, I know, but bare with me here. I'm working on it. Its about to get interesting.

POEM! I did one! Me! Woo-hoo! fanfare Enjoy!

Lost power for about a week, but we're up an running again! Had a few nightmares when I started worrying if all my files were safe. They were so we can all breathe easy now. whew

I've removed Who Am I? because it needs some serious revamping. Its going nowhere near whereI wanted it to. I think I took the meaning of tangent to a whole new level with that one. So, it will be in a full body cast until further notice. Thanks!

Do you ever notice when things come to an absolute standstill and you couldn't do anything about it for the life of you? I've written maybe five pages in the past two months. Nothing worth posting, however. Sorry, looks like the wait is a lengthy one this time. Maybe Phoenix Overthrown will finish itself.

I'm going to Hell, I know! I'm so sorry everyone! But look at the brightside! I'm publishing that damn book! So soon you can all pay for the book that you could have read free online! Whee! Support aspiring novelists! Look for Playing the Good Samaritan online at amazon.com, borders.com, barnesandnobles.com, Ingram, Booksin print, and more than 200 other online stores! (yes, that was a HINT)

Happy New Year! I had no idea guilt about writing could be so acute. I avoid books because the guilt is getting to me... I really need to finish my writing contract with Xlibris before I finish Phoenix Overthrown, but I have more of a feel for Phoenix (cuz it's my baby) than I do for Playing the Good Samaritan. Love all around wish me luck!

I meant to mention this last post and I don't think did. I won't be posting until Playing the Good Samaritan is finished. I have quite a ways to go on it. I hope you can all bare with me!

"I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suppose it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't giggle much."
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Love for Ransom by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
Average Girl by okenakab reviews
Murasaki Ritsu is your average crossdressing high school girl. But at her new school, she's about to experience the consequences that come along with being mistaken for a boy...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,066 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 3/30/2004
Klutz Toxic Butterfly by Silvae reviews
A group of gay college students are making their way through life - in their own eccentric ways. Smashing music, tattoos, hate and love; need I say more? [SLASH M/M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,395 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004
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Tana Fell reviews
What's a faery princess to do when she finds herself among an infamous band of rebels? There's more at stake than broken noses and addictive substances. How does the life of a mysterious child play into her destiny? Please review!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
For You reviews
Review and I'll return the favor! Poem to someone who might leave again.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/28/2006
Phoenix Overthrown reviews
As Corinne strives to remember a forgotten past and avoid the haunting future, she leads the powers of the Underworld on a chase through time and space with her captive and companion helping her live in the world of the unseers. Read and review! Ch 15 up
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005
Stop Listening reviews
She stopped listening a long time ago. This is all about testing the waters. Review for me and I'll return the favor!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/21/2005
Playing the Good Samaritan reviews
I'm just living. What's so wrong with that? I try to help, I do. But everything thats put into my hands crumble. You better watch out or next time it could be you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
With a Heave and a 'Ho reviews
I may have embellished this true-to-life tale just an eency, tiny bit, but it's for the better I assure you. Please review for me and let me know what you think of my dastardly brother and of my quirky run-on sentences!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005
The End reviews
I'm tired of people preaching doom and gloom. Why can't anyone appreciate what we've got instead of lamenting over what we're going to lose? Review and I'll return the favor!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
The Sky is Black reviews
Reflects upon the way life is ending up and questions why it is spiraling out of control. The summary doesn't do it justice. It's not long. Go ahead and read it cuz if you review I'll return the favor!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005