The Big Goat
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Joined 01-27-04, id: 395031
Author has written 16 stories for Essay, Humor, General, and Humor.
I was born. Had a life. Then, suddenly, the life went away. Now I have no life, which is why I type stories.
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The Gooch Factor reviews
i talk about The Gooch Factor, hypocracy, and Jews WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006
Raping My Keyboard
boy meets world, asians, being invisible, myspace, maury
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006
My Computer Hibernates
i talk about jesus making a doodoo, my oomputer hibernating, having a sexually charged relationship with a steak, and many other humorous things
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Published: 7/20/2006
No One reviews
I was proud of myself after writing this for being so clever
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005
Midnight Thought reviews
It's the thoughts I always have late at night right before I sleep, not sure if they're profound or Ii'm just too tired to realize they're dull
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005
Oh, My Gawd! There's An A At The End Of My Name! reviews
my thoughts on random topics that are unrelated to anything at all.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004
Anybody Want A Bush Burger? reviews
My humorous random thoughts on McDonald's and Wendy's, The Bush Administration, "they", and something else (I forget)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004
HOHOS DINER reviews
Some guy(I forget his name) goes to Hoho's diner and has a very humorous time. Please read it, or I will eat a hotdog. I don't like hotdogs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004
Note The Period reviews
My humorous thoughts on my bizarre daydreams, and if anyone else has daydreams as bizarre as mine, such as President Bush.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004
Childen At The Grocery Store reviews
My humorous thoughts on taking kids to go grocery shopping.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004
God Is Really A Llama reviews
My random humorous thoughts on topics that you probably do not care about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004
Excuse Me, Could I Puke On You? reviews
Cavemen had manners down pat: kill the animal, tear it apart, devour the food. Why can't we be more like them?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004
Sidewalks and Greek Gods reviews
Really whacked up stuff...wrote it while on excessive amounts of caffeine.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004
Princess Ralph's Big Runaway reviews
Princess Ralph hates living in a castle with her dad, King Oglethorp, so she runs away and has a pretty lousy freakin' time
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004
Trapped At A Rest Stop
John, Fred, and Hank live in a bus and are travelling to San Francisco. Right before they get there, they get stranded at a rest stop in the middle of the desert.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Published: 1/28/2004
I Like To Bowl, And No, I Do Not Want A Cigarette reviews
I have just discovered that bowling is actually fun. I just wrote crap about it
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004