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Joined 01-29-04, id: 395362
Author has written 55 stories for General, Song, General, and Humor.

Pleh. This banana I'm eating is making me sick...

Is it just me, or are the lights flickering?

Anyway, I write and I read poetry. I write other things, too, but I am unmotivated and have literary-ADD, so none of that ever gets finished, save for the three non-poetry pieces I have on here ("Time of Day," "Era of the (insert long title which I cannot remember and am too lazy to look up here," and "The More It Hurts When You Fall," the second of which I wrote with my best friend).

If I like your writing style, chances are I will unintentionally imitate it. I'm sorry if this happens, really. I'm still working on total originality, and I still have a long way to grow with my writing, so everything I post on here is either an experiment, or a crazy, metaphor-ridden emotion that I threw up on my computer and felt like sharing with all you lucky people.

There are a lot of things on here that I would like to delete, but I am overly sentimental and cannot bring myself to do so. There are a lot of things I would love to edit as well, mostly for grammatical errors, however, I have no idea how to do this. Please tell me. I will love you forever if you tell me how to edit previously uploaded documents. If it's even possible...

I'm sorry if this was boring. I'm really bad at these.

And so, I bid you farewell, and in the words of my former science teacher, "Have a nice life."

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Walls by Aldo reviews
Abstract paintings line the brightly colored walls of the place he calls home. But he doesn't care at all about art. English assignment. ABC story. Rather short.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
0134 by abstractelysium reviews
I am a truth-teller, so stone me already. Reviews welcome.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
Cloud Green Jade by ronshaberry reviews
Red was luck, jade was green, jade was luck.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2006
see you in the morning by this is britt reviews
in which i sell myself for used love.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2005
These Precious Things by Melody Rayne reviews
“Do you ever wonder what happens when you actually reach the light at the end of the tunnel?”
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005
The Host Chronicles by Sunruner reviews
Meet Host. These are his stories. Think about it, these guys hold supreme power... Scary huh?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004
Not for an Obituary by Blackening the Ivy reviews
I feel things writhe and crawl beneath my feet, Screaming to be reborn. To block the noise, I stuff my ears with dirt, The sound unbearable. ...It pulls me under...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
Vignettes by Freckles Victorious reviews
This is a project we had to do for english... little tiny chaptery things with lots of description and fun stuff like that.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
Acio Mortum by painting-on-the-wall reviews
A suicide poem unlike anything I have ever written, it interlaces Latin to show the emotions and the descent to the final end. PLEASE R&R, and read authors note.. it's kind of important!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
A Toast to My Generation by Helgmelia reviews
Right now I'm a little frustrated with my generation as a whole. This may be the only "angsty" poem you ever get out of me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2004
America's Final Victory by logical-unreason reviews
I KNOW YOU WON'T REVIEW THIS HOWEVER I WILL TYPE IN CAPS AND MAKE THE SUMMARY REALLY LONG SO IT GRABS THE ATTENTION OF ANYONE LOOKING AT THE PAGE. 5 SUBMISSIONS AND 1 REVIEW AND 1 INSULT FROM A RIGHT WINGAMERICA CHRISTIAN FOOL. IT'S NOT GOOD CRICKET LADS,
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Battle Of The Pens by Delightfully Unfortunate reviews
To put it simply, I could not find a pen. This drabble is the result of that frustration.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004
Hungover In You by solitaire-for-two reviews
My mind wouldn't let this one go until I wrote it down.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Parable of the Sun and the Seed by grim-dreamer reviews
Sometimes, parents who mean too well do it too well. This is for the daughters (and sons) out there who think so too.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
Ignition: I'll see you in space by recalcitrant reviews
covers everything from space, love, religion, war, politics, friendship, wisdom etc
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004
grateful oblivion by FAKEromances reviews
[gratified nothingness for precious minutes] pretending to be poetry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Song of an Unrewarded Love by tastes like love reviews
About not playing love right and being unrewarded in your tryings. Please R&R all of mine. Keep in mind I wrote this in like 5 mins and didn't bother with revision.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004
Alice by Melody Rayne reviews
R/R...I dont know what to say...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
untitled by s. morsen reviews
It's a poem. Read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
The Once I Was Poem OR The Tale of the Tuna Fish by Septimus Tigrem reviews
My English teacher hates me...-Evil cackle-
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
nothing like the sun by sweetspontaneous reviews
and i'm here breathing in a world that's soon to be destroyed by sky
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/9/2003
Wiccan by Black Tangled Heart reviews
I am not a Satanist
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2003
A poem of faeries by Dreamweaver2 reviews
This is my first thing posted! Ever! It's a poem about faeries. it's pretty weird, but I like it.My computer messed up my font sizes so the first and last lines are meant as authors notes. K? no flames please. R&R! :) PG for weirdness!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2001
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The More It Hurts When You Fall reviews
Short oneshot. A murky combination of poetry and prose, observations about characters, real or imagined, whom I love and hate.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Curse reviews
Definitely not my best, and certainly not a style I intend to keep. Still, it's interesting, and definitely portrays how I felt at the time I wrote it though not necessarily now.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Cycle reviews
It's been a while, but I've been busy. Incorporates views of death and nonexistence which I've been mulling over for a while now. Reviews very much appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Unstable Ecstasy reviews
About a sort of mistake. Possibly redundant, rather long. Dedicated to a friend for her silly yearbook note with the made-up memory.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006
Days After Expiration reviews
My subconscious has finally swallowed him, and now he won't stay out of my poetry, even if his appearance is brief.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
Decay reviews
I was angry and my head spit this out. I didn't like it, but now I do, so I'm posting it. Truly stream-of-consiousness.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006
Through Emotions That Leave Me No Pride reviews
This is how he makes me feel, when I look at things rationally
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2006
Ungraceful reviews
Read. Reviews much appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/25/2005
No title reviews
Read and review, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005
Empty reviews
I wrote this a long time ago, but only just un-lazied myself enough to post it. It was inspired mostly by an Alanis Morissette song, though it didn't really turn out anything like her lyrics. Anyway...review. And read, of course.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005
Absence reviews
The idea from this came from my art teacher, who at times seems overly obsessed with composition and balance. And Fictionpress is trying to screw with my mind or something, because it took out random letters in random words in this...grr
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2005
The Finer Things reviews
It's got a distorted sort of rhythm, but it all came naturally, so there's not much I can say to fix it. Read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005
Light reviews
Read. Now. Please.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
Unnamed reviews
Can't think of a name, can't think of a summary. Guess you're just going to have to read it yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005
And Her Name Is reviews
Unexpected. I started writing a story, but this came out instead.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005
Time Will Cry reviews
"...Kicked the dust of frightened whim and flicked the switch to start again."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2005
The Heart of Addiction reviews
I had a hard time writing this, but I think it turned out alright. Please read and review. I'll give ya this nifty pen!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005
The Era of the Legless, Earless, Jawless Cat Thing reviews
Written by two coffee-induced writers with nothing better to do. Very amusing, in our opinion. Definitely a must-read for anyone who is entertained by the idea of a cat with several limbs missing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005
Time of Day reviews
Short and somewhat surreal, in a sense. My first story here, so I'd really appreciate some feedback.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2005
Melancholy reviews
Somewhat inspired by the manga "Dolls"...but...sort of not. Read, please. Drop a review on the door mat. Thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/25/2005
Melody of Memory reviews
Read! Review! I'll give you a cookie! Oh! And it mentions coffee! Exclamation point!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2005
Let's Dance reviews
Uh...yes, yes, read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005
Fallen reviews
Yeah.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
Her Voice Is My Limit reviews
Not my best and sort of strange. Nonetheless, I'll appreciate reviews.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
tomorrow wasn't supposed to happen reviews
BLAH. Read and review. By the way, I messed up the last line: minus one for.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2005
Toxic Euphoria reviews
My creativity juices are coming back to me, oozing with songy goodness. Read and review, if only for a late birthday present to me!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005
Alice Before the Looking Glass reviews
In my nostalgia, I wrote a poem with vague references to Alice In Wonderland. Unfortunately, all I've seen is the Disney version, though I doubt it makes a difference. PLEASE review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/14/2004
confusion reviews
A little experiment/combination of two poems I wrote. Read and REVIEW.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/19/2004
Stolen Flowers Stolen Gods reviews
Little Gothic-like poem I wrote. Let's all celebrate the rejuvenation of fictionpress!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/18/2004
My Beloved Hero reviews
Yes, I actually wrote a song...short as it is...but now I can't remember the tune. Oh well, probably not very original anyway, so no big loss. PLEASE REVIEW.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004
the insane ramblings of a serial killer reviews
The title is kind of a joke. But anyway, read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004
I am Wary II reviews
I wrote this poem and "I am Wary I" a few weeks ago. But "I am Wary I" sucks. So here's "I am Wary II," which I'm pretty happy with. Read it. Review it. You know.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
sinking reviews
That was really scary, for about a week I was unnable to upload anything. But miraculously, today, it let me and so here's another poem. Review, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004
Core Temperature reviews
I'm going through this odd phase of poetry in which each poem I write should remind you of the nonsensical ramblings of a drunk person. "I'm weather-craving again"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/7/2004
Comic reviews
Read. I command you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/1/2004
Ellipses reviews
Another poem of mine with mentions of rather painful physical injuries. I've been in an odd mood lately. Read and review anyway?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/22/2004
missing identity reviews
Hmm, I feel kinda weird posting this one. Not for those who flinch easily (mentions of bleeding cuticles-you have been warned).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/18/2004
sighing too hard with problems too easily solved reviews
Turned out so much better than I thought it would, I'll be hurt if you don't at least read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
Self Expression reviews
Ok. It has a name. It rhymes. Should satisfy you people. So read it. And review it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
Try to Remember my own Name reviews
Not my best, but that doesn't mean I won't still hunt you down if you don't review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
Wood reviews
Read and review. See my machete?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2004
The Horrer Of MidSentence reviews
Please just read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2004
Needing clinging fear of need psychological damag reviews
A slightly edited automatic writing I did last night. Kind of a narcissistic view on parenting.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
Wingless Flies reviews
Unlike any of my other poems...read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/22/2004
The nonexistent name reviews
This isn't like any of my other poems, it's kind of strange. Be compassionate and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004
Death to names reviews
Once again, no name...just read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004
The name was lost in a tragic accident reviews
Yeah, just read it, ok?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2004
Balancing Act reviews
I wrote this on some coffee-inspired impulse, and I'm actually pretty happy with it. My only regret is that the stanzas didn't separate when uploaded. (Sighs deeply) Read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004
Valentine's Day reviews
(Readers gasp in shock as they notice the title) Yes, I have given it a title! Muwahahahaha! Ahem...on with my summary...well, I was actually in a coherent state while writing this (readers gasp again). Not a love poem. Some people think it is. It's not.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
Absent name reviews
Grr...why am I posting this? (See inside for answer) Review, as horrible as it may be...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
no name reviews
Erm...kinda morbid...just read it, ok?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Reading Palms: A beginner's Guide To Shouting reviews
read
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
People Have Ears reviews
Uh...read it, ok?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
nameless reviews
Involves a metaphorical storm thingy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2004
Set reviews
Uh...well, I'm not really sure what it's about...well, I am, but I can't really explain it...the only way I can explain it is through the poem (nice little paradox for you). So, read and review, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004