Author has written 55 stories for General, Song, General, and Humor.
Pleh. This banana I'm eating is making me sick...
Is it just me, or are the lights flickering?
Anyway, I write and I read poetry. I write other things, too, but I am unmotivated and have literary-ADD, so none of that ever gets finished, save for the three non-poetry pieces I have on here ("Time of Day," "Era of the (insert long title which I cannot remember and am too lazy to look up here," and "The More It Hurts When You Fall," the second of which I wrote with my best friend).
If I like your writing style, chances are I will unintentionally imitate it. I'm sorry if this happens, really. I'm still working on total originality, and I still have a long way to grow with my writing, so everything I post on here is either an experiment, or a crazy, metaphor-ridden emotion that I threw up on my computer and felt like sharing with all you lucky people.
There are a lot of things on here that I would like to delete, but I am overly sentimental and cannot bring myself to do so. There are a lot of things I would love to edit as well, mostly for grammatical errors, however, I have no idea how to do this. Please tell me. I will love you forever if you tell me how to edit previously uploaded documents. If it's even possible...
I'm sorry if this was boring. I'm really bad at these.
And so, I bid you farewell, and in the words of my former science teacher, "Have a nice life."
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