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Joined 02-01-04, id: 395895
Author has written 2 stories for Essay, and Romance.

My name is Sam and you should read my stories...yes...this is peer pressure people.

Um...I smoke crappy ultra light ciggarettes because I like the feeling I get when the smoke makes me dizzy and I fall off the the back porch. Plus, people find it interesting when I tell them I smoke to get the cancer. Yeah right. Like ultralights are gonna burn a hole in my lung any time soon. Besides. It makes me look coooool.

Yes, feel free to laugh at that, it sounds stupid even to me.

I enjoy a good slash fic as much as the next over-obsessed teenage girl. I am currently writing one. I guess it's okay...? Kinda lacking in overly flowery adjectives, BUT the dialogue is decent.

I like Zebra gum. The Stripes gum, with the...zebra? His name is YIPES people! I know you know what I'm talking about!

I also like Dunkaroos...

Jeez, what is it what all the weird animal themed food products?

I need a stronger hobby...I'm gonna go smoke. Review my story. I crave the public's attention!

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The Things I Learned In Fiction Class by Harmonic Discord reviews
Because I learned so many great things in Fiction Writing and it seemed like a waste not to share them. Rated for language and bad writing samples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Secrets Like Acid by Isobel Rowan reviews
An unlikely pair - a 20-year-old baby-dyke and a 38-year-old closeted feminist - find tenderness and smiles together. But the secrets they keep threaten their happiness. Lesbian. Alternate ending added.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,399 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dialog Tags and SecondBest Words by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Two issues I've seen frequently on the various writing sites I belong to. Some musings and advice.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
How To Be The Next Queen Bee by xxxhope4mexxx reviews
To be the queen bee is every girls fantasy but not hers. Lyka hates skimpy clothes, make up on her face and bitches but if takes a queen bee and a bitch to get Will Lyndon on his knees then she'd become the bitchiest queen bee history has ever known.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
How To Prevent Prejudgment of Your Story by The Old Sam Garrett reviews
Just another one of my essays, though this is more of a writing guide than anything. It's about how to start a story without running into overdone or unwanted elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Crave Theory by robertrehcra reviews
Imagine, if you will. A world without war. A world without conflict. A world ruled by women. Fallow a 16year old girl while she learns about men and dating.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008
Somebody told me by Licia Parker reviews
I know it's a sin to fall in love with your best friend.It's in fact the most redone thing in the book.But when your best friend is a guy you've only known for a month...is that ok? rated for language and later stuff...SLASH MM SHONENAI.attempt at humor..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007
How I Lost Weight by Sardonic Whispers reviews
Contains determination, a plan, and strategies for helping to lose weight, tempered with sensible practices. For those who don't like weight loss groups and are tired of crazy fad diets
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2005
The Promised Land by Al Kristopher reviews
There is a secret school for girls who have special powers, isolated from the rest of the world. But is this an ordinary academy, or is something sinister lurking behind the facade? Contains lesbian, yuri, shoujoai, femmeslash, sapphism, et al.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 268,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
All The Reasons To Kick Your Butt by love.strawberries reviews
[MM slash] Take one arrogant vampire and one bratty fag... Well, at least the fight scenes will be good...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Morning Cigarette by Limited Edition reviews
Matte loves Ash. Ash is oh so gay. Matte is not oh so gay or so he tries to tell himself. Matte is punk, he's cool, he's RIGHT. yaoi, mm, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
All Girls School by Al Kristopher reviews
Follow the lifestyles of a large cast of characters as they go through the journeys of life and love in an all-girls school. [Heavy lesbian, yuri, Sapphic, shoujo-ai, etc. overtones]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 109 - Words: 491,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
Ultimatum Magnum Opus by MrFlames reviews
Prepare to be blown away
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005
Rose Duelist by Eilani reviews
Belle, a tempermental princess, is sent to win the hand of the heir of Tivlaize. But when he falls head over heels for the elusive maiden, she runs off to become a pirate queen. What's a guy to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Percolating Peet's by PaperLanterns reviews
A coming of age story about a punk rock boy trying to figure out what life is all about, and who he is.(will be slash eventually) rated for language, drug use, and mild violence
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,963 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 12/6/2002
If I were a lesbian by The Zaniak reviews
A poem about what a stereotypical guy would do if suddenly turned into a lesbian. Someone suggested a title, and I wrote a poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003
Jesus on a moped by Briotomon reviews
I read all of these great religious poems on this site so I decided to contribute.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2003
They Smile by Relentless Bibliophile reviews
Two young men, together, oblivious to the stares. Coming from a smalltown, homophobic community, this was a refreshing sight ...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Complete
All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete
Girl for Me by WillingToFight reviews
Heh. Dyke humor. Good stuff. Mild angst - not based on experience.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003
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Kamikaze Tea reviews
When the world is against her, Drew Beck finds that the only person she has left to turn to is some oddball she met at TheJavaBean. Girlfriend dumps her, loses apartment, & stuck with a crap job. Jane just laughs & pours Everclear into her tea. [femslash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007
I hate gay people reviews
Now that I have your attention. Read my essay. See what you think. Will your opinions stand the test?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2005