Die Zigaretten
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Joined 02-04-04, id: 396342
Author has written 2 stories for Essay, and General.

My account as of 4/23/06.

I never know what to put down for these things. Oh-well. I'm sixteen, a senior in high school, I smoke too much, and I can be pretty damn antisocial when the mood strikes me. I try to like most people, but usually I find that most just aren't worth investing myself in. Take that any way you like. I think political correctedness is one of the stupidest ideas on the face of the planet next to postmodernism, and when I die I'm giving my body to the people who design the safety features in cars so I can spent my postmortem days happily being flung against windshields and dismembered by free-falling engine debris.

Oh, and I like cats too.

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Moment reviews
I'm sharing his cigarettes, and thinking about time. (It's riddled with errors, I know, but I promised the person it's about/for that I wouldn't change a thing.)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006
Attention Spookykids: A Guide to Your Own Idiocy reviews
Do clicky, I say plenty more silly and self-important things, all meant to be nicely scathing towards your garden-variety mallcore idiot. Go on, leave a comment. You know you want to...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006