Skiv
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Joined 02-05-04, id: 396605
Author has written 34 stories for Family, Love, Humor, Humor, Haiku, Life, Fantasy, Romance, Friendship, Fable, Song, War, Nature, Thriller, Fantasy, Spiritual, and Essay.
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“Welcome to Insanity. Would you like a hand stamp so you can get back in?”
-Red Masque

“In the beginning, there was chaos.
Shortly after the beginning, there was still chaos.
And then, after that, there was some more chaos, on top of the chaos that was there already, so the result was a big chaos sandwich, with all the fixings. By this point, you’re probably wondering exactly what chaos means here, and let me tell you, this chaos is a lot more chaotic than just little bits of elements flying about and bumping into one another without excusing themselves. This chaos means business.”
-Waltraute

“*Attempts to fly around room.* *Falls off rolly chair.*”
-moondreamer89

Possums and Awesomeness...Do they fit together???? Long has this been debated by myself and that of my imaginary friend Geoffrey, but leave him out of this, (Geoffrey has a very sensitive personality).
- Eckrice

"I say hurray you say hurrah!"
"I say YAY!"
"I say we go to a midnight buffet and have pancakes."
- Rust Poisoned Blade, Skiv, Faith

"Skiv is the voice of reason around here."
- Ahrar Nighthammer (He gets a cookie for this one)

"You make me feel
Like I'm drowning in a sea
Of my own vomit
And some of yours
That is disgusting
Kiss me, I love you"
- TAE the Adventurer

"George is only half the man he was before he met Skiv."
- Ahrar (Ya don't ask)

"I feel like the Chinese water element... Or a Nazi symbol..."
-Skiv, lying contored on the floor

"Is this not the most spastic rodent you've ever seen?"
- Skiv, pulling a stuffed badger briskly from her bag

"Thou shalt not hollow out seals for rollercoster rides."
- Skiv, gravely

"She's still so sweet! Now she's just sweet and green!"
- Skiv

"And we can do the hussle! 'Cause in Heaven? Everyone can do the hussle!"
- Skiv, excitedly, beaming

"It's a proven fact that many insane people grow calmer when they're around cats. I find this explains much about me."
- Skiv, matter-of-factly

Ok there you have it. Oh, I also say "Huzzah," and "Fie," a lot. To put it shortly, I go everywhere, see everything, steal most of it, and misplace the rest. 'Shana calls me a kender. *beams*

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People's works you need to check out are as follows.

Kishana Mornai, one of my very bestest friends and sorta half cousin (Don't ask).
Great in writing shortish serious stuffs.

Ahrar Nighthammer, my brother (Don't ask) , my friend. Has an AWESOME story going called "Nighthammer," I believe it is. Some nice rants and such also.

Eckrice, a nice guy if you can get through the possums, "Stuff," and yellings of awesomeness. Has a nice story going called "Malkarise." (Did I spell that right?)

Naquam, another brother (No asking allowed), another friend. Has nice poetryish stuffs. Will soon have a story out me thinks. (Mwahah. Now we hopes he has to put it out soon)

Rust Poisoned Blade is another buddy. Aren't I so popular? She has a really good poem up called... Erm... Pains of an Unwanted Heart! I think! Read that, it's good.
And some nice humor stuffs too.

Ahhhhhhh Masked Coconut. What is there to say about you but... Werr...
She has a really really fantastic story called Little Kingdoms. It rocks.
*mutters* If you're even thinking of rewriting that again I will hurt you, mangos or not...

Rytia Malachite is someone I don't know but has a really nice story called "Twisted Fate." Very good...

The Author Formerly Known as Oz, Drunken Monkey King, deserves some r&r too. His story The Order in Chaos, has been read by me, and it's really good and used to be good from what my friends tell me. (He's revising it)

FurBall*of*Evilness... Ya she's awesome. She has some awesome humor stuff and really cool hiakus! She's totaly cool, she gave me a hug! *beams*
And we're cousions! (Guess what?! No asking! Hah!)

AethraZip: Huzzah to clicky pens.
Her story "Under Meteors" is nice, as far as I've read. It's wonderful according to some more of my friends... Why do I listen to them anyway?... She's a very spiffy person. Hug her. *eyes narrow* Or else.

Well anyways...

May your sword stay sharp, may your horse stay strong, and may the mangos not track you down and beat you like the dog you are.

~`Skiv

We loves der kihees

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The Order in Chaos by DrunkenMonkeyKing reviews
Technology and magic mix in a tale of desire, mystery and action. 2nd edtion. Just check out the prologue and tell me if you want to read on.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,292 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003
Twisted Fate by Rytia Malachite reviews
NEW AND IMPROVED! The question, What is going on? The answer is to be found out by four brave heros, three of which are seriously lost, one who is mysterious. All four are about to discover much; about truth, about the world, and - of course- themselves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,528 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 10/30/2002
Dragon Lord legends by Miller8 reviews
Completed:: For summary, see my bio. If you see ANY mistakes in my editing, please say in a review. If you're reading my other stories, this is probably needed to be read first. Have fun!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 151 - Words: 488,524 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Complete
Little Boy by PurityTears reviews
Ever wondered how the mind of a /female/ rapist works?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Rebel Lover by from beneath the bell jar reviews
It's a rock song, not my usual style. "Trouble follows you like a shadow/It's like your second skin/ know that you're not good for me/But baby, your love's the sweetest sin" Review!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006
The Painting by The Sneak reviews
When your love is only returned with hate, and the painting is completely destroyed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2006
Caroline by Aslan Israel reviews
She's a Mafia girl through and through...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2006
Puppetmaster by Vulgarity reviews
I tried to make my poem abstract and open enough to interpretation that I don't really know HOW to summarize. I don't like poem summaries, anyway.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
Tuesday's Child by Aslan Israel reviews
Don't really know about this one... been in the works for some time, and i can't really make anything of it. Suggestions, if you please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2005
Bookshelf by TheBigTease reviews
Depiction of a bookshelf as a prison for books.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2005
Good Friday by Aslan Israel reviews
My Lord died for me today. I will never forget.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005
Mortal of the Lamp by insert cliche here reviews
After thousands of years of slavery, the genie race is free and wrathful. Alex Darson is only one of a line of unfortunate young human men thrust into their world of magic, cruelty, revenge...and deliciously forbidden love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,954 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003
Wanderlust by Benjamin L'Amour reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
Phantom of the Opera by Aslan Israel reviews
I went to see this play for the first time last night. It was just amazing, and I felt I had to write something about it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2004
Graveyards and Gluesticks by Ahrar Nighthammer reviews
A general collection of strange rants and fatuous, incoherent idiocy. Just a little vent for some of my nonsensical stuff. Tell me what you think. Now rated PG for rather bitter content. Shrug
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003
One Through Five by Ginamaya reviews
Everyone is hiding something. Sometimes it is better not to hide, or you might end up being bought down by it. "Come air of problem rise anew..."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
Stopsign by Kishana Mornai reviews
Dedicated to the four. Grateful to the girl. And sorry for the bystander.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2004
The History of Werr by Masked Coconut reviews
The word 'werr' is spreading like wildfire throughout... er... well, it's spreading, at least. What does it mean, and where did it come from? Has the author finally snapped? Will part two every be written? No one really knows for sure...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004
Curiosity by Ibea Female Pirate Savvy reviews
Just a lit'ul poem about...well...curiosity.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2004
I Dreamed Of Firelight Kisses by Ibea Female Pirate Savvy reviews
A poem I wrote after a dream. It has some qualities of my conscious life too. Another challenge for you, the readers, just like in "My Name Is Forever Nevermore". R'R please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003
Vampires? We've Got Plenty! by E. M. Grinlord reviews
Ever notice how many vampire poems there are on FictionPress.net?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2003
Its not easy being evil by Simon Silvertongue reviews
Times are changeing. The world seek a more modern outlook. Can the followers of evil go with the times or will they stay stuck in the past? This is where you find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
The Downfall of Lord Soriss! by E. M. Grinlord reviews
Ridiculous epic about the downfall of one of those cliche big, bad villains. Includes exploding Goblin heads, a car that doesn't exist, and a wizard who...doesn't really do anything!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2003
Six 'Chickens Do Not' Haikus by FurballofEvilness reviews
Haikus detailing what exactly chickens do not do. Like driving semis on the freeway very well.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
Tears of the Sun by Ashes of a Willow reviews
Sonnet - The sun and the moon eternally separated
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2003
Dove and the Raven by Cecilia Knight reviews
A poem that I was inspired to write one day.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2001
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Pretty in Pink Sinister in Sable reviews
A double poem! Leave intact for an 'unlikely friendship' poem, or cut the last few lines for a 'I am different then you all, fear me' poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10/8/2005
PuppetMaster reviews
Woo hoo for metaphors. About a marionette and her former puppet-master.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/18/2005
Random Ditties reviews
A ditty is a little song. Mine are just random little songs that I wrote, most of which are quite strange.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
Wanderlust reviews
"This is what the Wanderlust does to a trapped soul."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/15/2005
All You Ever Meant to Me reviews
He didn't mean much to me. This is all...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005
Gypsy Lover reviews
A song about two young lovers, brought together by travels, and torn apart by the very thing that cleaved them. (Oooh, aren't I flowery)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Concerning Soup reviews
A thrilling tale of an eccentric protagonist. Really short. Really strange. Not for the people who don't appreciate my ways.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005
My Response reviews
All you people out there who look down on be for being different? NSync style point This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/15/2005
Trapped Without the Shackles reviews
A little bit of prose, about how I get when I'm in my mood. Have fun.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005
Insanity reviews
A short story type deal about "insanity." Enjoy.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005
I'll Always Love you reviews
A song about... Yeah I dunno, it just came to me. Have fun.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/6/2005
Emrald Tears and Sapphire Kisses reviews
This poem in honor of Cosmo-queen, read her goods! Should the title be "Nature's Gems" or what it is now?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005
Purple Sticks of Incense reviews
Ya I got nothin'... But FP is being mean and messed up the font, when one person is speaking it's italic and bold, and the other person is just italic.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005
The Larkless Afternoon reviews
No larks to fly today.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/28/2004
Shadowstabbing reviews
A strange poem that I have NO clue what it's about, nor do I overly care.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/28/2004
The Pirate Sheep of Doom reviews
A drinking song I wrote about The Pirate Sheep of Doom
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/28/2004
Love My Anestesia reviews
A really short poem that flew into my head when I was having a really good day. How strange...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/28/2004
What Shall We Do My Lord? reviews
A really silly song I wrote when alone in the house, and insanely hyper for some reason... I was just bouncing around singing whatever came to mind, and then wrote it down. Never safe, I know.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2004
untitled reviews
Untitled song, until someone gives me a good name for it. A song I just wrote because, alas, you can not hear the tune, or the main part.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2004
The Legend of the SpoonTree reviews
Some wonder where spoons came from... Well now all your questions are answered, in one, action packed, tale of love, humor, and angst... Ok so their's not love, lots of humor, and the only action and angst involves a picnic spoilt by ants...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004
Waiting reviews
A story I wrote a fair while ago, the night of a friends graduation, but didn't put up for who knows what reason. Now I think I will. It's writen from someone else's point of view, not mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Night of Larks reviews
'Twas a night of darkness, 'twas a night of larks.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/25/2004
A Poem for a Friend reviews
This is a poem dedicated to my bestfriend. The friend that never leaves, that's always there for me, that goes with me everywhere. This is for you... -pours coke on the ground-
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/16/2004
Fun things happen when reviews
Ten amusing haikus about when fun things happen.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
Cold Night reviews
A rather haunting chant.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004
Love is Like a Zipper reviews
Ah love. It's just like a zipper don't you think? You don't? Well it IS! Just read this and you'll see.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5/21/2004
Ethereal Sylph reviews
A short poem based on my friend (Pen name of Ethereal16).
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/12/2004
Total Nonsense reviews
Well there's not much to say that the title doesn't say for you. It's a song that makes no sence. But it's FUN! About stuff I've done or should do. Mostly have done...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
The Master Plan reviews
This is a story about a girl and her brother and her plan to get a cookie. It's writen from both there views so every other paragraph (Starting with the first) is from the girls veiw. The others are from the guys view. It's not the confusing once you star
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4/13/2004
Fallen Dove reviews
An alphabet story about a dove. An alphabet story is a story with exactly 27 sentences. One of each letter in the correct order, and then one of any that you wish.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/19/2004
Penguin Murder Mystery! reviews
By puffin you're right! It's a penguin murder mystery!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/6/2004
Random Outburst reviews
It's as the title said. A random outburst. It's just going up because I made the mistake of showing Kishana Mornai and she told me too under pain of death... Or something like that...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2004
Wolf's Song reviews
A heartbreaking poem I wrote, oddly enough, when I was very happy. Who'd guess it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
The Doctor The Mother The Baby reviews
A poem about a doctor that wants to kill, a mother that wants her child and a baby that wants to live.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/13/2004