Author has written 34 stories for Family, Love, Humor, Humor, Haiku, Life, Fantasy, Romance, Friendship, Fable, Song, War, Nature, Thriller, Fantasy, Spiritual, and Essay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~“Welcome to Insanity. Would you like a hand stamp so you can get back in?” “In the beginning, there was chaos. “*Attempts to fly around room.* *Falls off rolly chair.*” Possums and Awesomeness...Do they fit together???? Long has this been debated by myself and that of my imaginary friend Geoffrey, but leave him out of this, (Geoffrey has a very sensitive personality). "I say hurray you say hurrah!" "Skiv is the voice of reason around here." "You make me feel "George is only half the man he was before he met Skiv." "I feel like the Chinese water element... Or a Nazi symbol..." "Is this not the most spastic rodent you've ever seen?" "Thou shalt not hollow out seals for rollercoster rides." "She's still so sweet! Now she's just sweet and green!" "And we can do the hussle! 'Cause in Heaven? Everyone can do the hussle!" "It's a proven fact that many insane people grow calmer when they're around cats. I find this explains much about me." Ok there you have it. Oh, I also say "Huzzah," and "Fie," a lot. To put it shortly, I go everywhere, see everything, steal most of it, and misplace the rest. 'Shana calls me a kender. *beams* People's works you need to check out are as follows. Kishana Mornai, one of my very bestest friends and sorta half cousin (Don't ask). Ahrar Nighthammer, my brother (Don't ask) , my friend. Has an AWESOME story going called "Nighthammer," I believe it is. Some nice rants and such also. Eckrice, a nice guy if you can get through the possums, "Stuff," and yellings of awesomeness. Has a nice story going called "Malkarise." (Did I spell that right?) Naquam, another brother (No asking allowed), another friend. Has nice poetryish stuffs. Will soon have a story out me thinks. (Mwahah. Now we hopes he has to put it out soon) Rust Poisoned Blade is another buddy. Aren't I so popular? She has a really good poem up called... Erm... Pains of an Unwanted Heart! I think! Read that, it's good. Ahhhhhhh Masked Coconut. What is there to say about you but... Werr... Rytia Malachite is someone I don't know but has a really nice story called "Twisted Fate." Very good... The Author Formerly Known as Oz, Drunken Monkey King, deserves some r&r too. His story The Order in Chaos, has been read by me, and it's really good and used to be good from what my friends tell me. (He's revising it) FurBall*of*Evilness... Ya she's awesome. She has some awesome humor stuff and really cool hiakus! She's totaly cool, she gave me a hug! *beams* AethraZip: Huzzah to clicky pens. Well anyways... May your sword stay sharp, may your horse stay strong, and may the mangos not track you down and beat you like the dog you are. ~`Skiv We loves der kihees |