“Welcome to Insanity. Would you like a hand stamp so you can get back in?”
-Red Masque

“In the beginning, there was chaos.
Shortly after the beginning, there was still chaos.
And then, after that, there was some more chaos, on top of the chaos that was there already, so the result was a big chaos sandwich, with all the fixings. By this point, you’re probably wondering exactly what chaos means here, and let me tell you, this chaos is a lot more chaotic than just little bits of elements flying about and bumping into one another without excusing themselves. This chaos means business.”
-Waltraute

“*Attempts to fly around room.* *Falls off rolly chair.*”
-moondreamer89

Possums and Awesomeness...Do they fit together???? Long has this been debated by myself and that of my imaginary friend Geoffrey, but leave him out of this, (Geoffrey has a very sensitive personality).
- Eckrice

"I say hurray you say hurrah!"
"I say YAY!"
"I say we go to a midnight buffet and have pancakes."
- Rust Poisoned Blade, Skiv, Faith

"Skiv is the voice of reason around here."
- Ahrar Nighthammer (He gets a cookie for this one)

"You make me feel
Like I'm drowning in a sea
Of my own vomit
And some of yours
That is disgusting
Kiss me, I love you"
- TAE the Adventurer

"George is only half the man he was before he met Skiv."
- Ahrar (Ya don't ask)

"I feel like the Chinese water element... Or a Nazi symbol..."
-Skiv, lying contored on the floor

"Is this not the most spastic rodent you've ever seen?"
- Skiv, pulling a stuffed badger briskly from her bag

"Thou shalt not hollow out seals for rollercoster rides."
- Skiv, gravely

"She's still so sweet! Now she's just sweet and green!"
- Skiv

"And we can do the hussle! 'Cause in Heaven? Everyone can do the hussle!"
- Skiv, excitedly, beaming

"It's a proven fact that many insane people grow calmer when they're around cats. I find this explains much about me."
- Skiv, matter-of-factly

Ok there you have it. Oh, I also say "Huzzah," and "Fie," a lot. To put it shortly, I go everywhere, see everything, steal most of it, and misplace the rest. 'Shana calls me a kender. *beams*

People's works you need to check out are as follows.

Kishana Mornai, one of my very bestest friends and sorta half cousin (Don't ask).
Great in writing shortish serious stuffs.

Ahrar Nighthammer, my brother (Don't ask) , my friend. Has an AWESOME story going called "Nighthammer," I believe it is. Some nice rants and such also.

Eckrice, a nice guy if you can get through the possums, "Stuff," and yellings of awesomeness. Has a nice story going called "Malkarise." (Did I spell that right?)

Naquam, another brother (No asking allowed), another friend. Has nice poetryish stuffs. Will soon have a story out me thinks. (Mwahah. Now we hopes he has to put it out soon)

Rust Poisoned Blade is another buddy. Aren't I so popular? She has a really good poem up called... Erm... Pains of an Unwanted Heart! I think! Read that, it's good.
And some nice humor stuffs too.

Ahhhhhhh Masked Coconut. What is there to say about you but... Werr...
She has a really really fantastic story called Little Kingdoms. It rocks.
*mutters* If you're even thinking of rewriting that again I will hurt you, mangos or not...

Rytia Malachite is someone I don't know but has a really nice story called "Twisted Fate." Very good...

The Author Formerly Known as Oz, Drunken Monkey King, deserves some r&r too. His story The Order in Chaos, has been read by me, and it's really good and used to be good from what my friends tell me. (He's revising it)

FurBall*of*Evilness... Ya she's awesome. She has some awesome humor stuff and really cool hiakus! She's totaly cool, she gave me a hug! *beams*
And we're cousions! (Guess what?! No asking! Hah!)

AethraZip: Huzzah to clicky pens.
Her story "Under Meteors" is nice, as far as I've read. It's wonderful according to some more of my friends... Why do I listen to them anyway?... She's a very spiffy person. Hug her. *eyes narrow* Or else.

Well anyways...

May your sword stay sharp, may your horse stay strong, and may the mangos not track you down and beat you like the dog you are.

~`Skiv

We loves der kihees