Chocolate Herrings
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Joined 02-09-04, id: 397266, Profile Updated: 09-16-09
Author has written 21 stories for General, General, Fantasy, Friendship, Love, and Life.

I am female (suprise, suprise), I'm twenty one years old, and I can explain almost nothing about myself. The best I can give you is: paradox.

My New Year's resolution was to write a poem a day. I actually followed through with that for an entire month. After that...well, things got a little looser. However, poetry is being written. I will make no guarantees on how good it is.

"Chocolate Herrings are Impure."

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,442 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Cirque de Moi by glimpses from an ivory tower reviews
Tonight, the sideshow takes center-stage, here in this hall of mirrors, squeezing my soul through a kaleidoscope. Part of June's Creative Odyssey.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
an open book by glimpses from an ivory tower reviews
your words, like splinters, lodge under my skin. part of june's creative odyssey.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
This will be enough by pixy-dizzy reviews
I will sleep on sunbaked roofs, I will remember that there is perfection in imperfect imperfection, I will find It. This I swear. [A collection]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
we call this the revolution by i'll ask the stars above reviews
the poetgirls are striking back, scarred limbs and messy hair have never been so beautiful.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Me and You? How About US by Malicious Scars reviews
Slash St. George Academy for Boys: Let Your Light Shine. Collin had to leave his friends, his home, his life behind in Fl. for some uptight private school in Maine. But maybe he'll find a comforting familiarity in one of those uppercrust school boys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,123 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/21/2004
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Magebound by Katica Locke: Chapter One by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser -- Lark is a slave, now the property of the enigmatic Traxen Mage. He’s used to hard work, but as the Mage’s assistant, he will face challenges he’s never imagined. Slash. Is now available on Amazon! Look for Magebound.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
sex ed by dollface and her cancer reviews
they tried to keep us sheltered.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/17/2005
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Communion by Midnight Strike reviews
Complete Because a part of me always wanted to be tall, blonde, and winged.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
Random Thoughts of Insane HighSchoolers by cheeseball madness reviews
strange quotes said my my friends and i. rated for mild language and several innuendos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004
Condiments by cheeseball madness reviews
a rant of extreme randomness displaying the absolute craziness of my friends PG-13 for mild swearing and connotations
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004
A Comedy of Godly Sorts by An Inside Joke reviews
This is a parody of ancient Greek mythology. It's rated because of a lot of talking about sex If you've ever ready Ancient Greek Mytholgy, you know it's a major theme, but it's not a dirty story or anything.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
The Toenail Sponge by Minyatholiel reviews
Hence the name of the story and the sn of the author, it can't be normal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
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You Were My Lucifer reviews
Sometimes, it's not so much the word we say, as it is how we say it. Teach me how to say, "No".
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
The Judas to your Jesus reviews
I sold your heart for another night in someone elses arms.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard reviews
I was addicted to your late night back door visits.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Exchange of Goods
I am nothing but a two penny prostitute for your promises.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Rhetorical Questions
Rhetorical questions have become my bedtime prayer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Two Mirrors or how I tried to love you
Standing between two mirrors watching your love reflect itself into infinity.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Megalomaniac
Your desire fuels my megalomaniac tendencies...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Train Process vs Thought Wreck
I don't know what the sound is in the back of my car, but I know that with every thud it makes me think of you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
The Sinking of Venice reviews
Geology class stirred my poetic juices.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
A Whole Lot of Lucky
Here in this space we know there is a love that lasts through tabloid marriages and platinum anniversaries.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
A Dream of You and Me
A sequel to 'Draw Me a Picture'. The acceptance of the passing of childhood and dreams.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Onomatopoeia reviews
Words that are neither sound nor word, but something in between...much like this poem, which is neither here nor there.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
An Adventure All Our Own reviews
Two best friends begin an adventure... some prose based on a road trip.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006
Bus Stop Epiphany reviews
I almost got up, feeling awkward and uncomfortable with your close proximity and obvious drunkenness, but then you held out your hand to me and I, with my proper upbringing and stern mother, automatically gripped it with my own.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2006
brave little sailor reviews
You kneel before me, taking my face in your hands, 'oh my brave little sailor'
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Death of The Party reviews
A house of humanity, a murder, a community of honey, a photographer, and the girl that links them all together.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006
Draw Me A Picture reviews
A short short about the tension between a girl in lust and a boy with no idea.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Dreaming reviews
A strange monologue that may have sprung from the tale of Sleeping Beauty
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006
Mining For Beauty reviews
A short story of beauty and its deceptions. One of my many takes on Sleeping Beauty.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
The Broken Hallway reviews
Make of it what you will.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/16/2004
The House on Heron Street reviews
"Sometimes, I think that I have been here forever like one of those speeches that seem to go on and on..." A houses pov...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004