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Joined 02-11-04, id: 397503
Author has written 17 stories for Life, Family, General, Friendship, Fantasy, Religion, Humor, and Humor.
Hello! I'm a crazy person from Texas who does not own a ranch nor any cattle, unless you consider a cute fluffy kitty and a cocker that really needs a haircut, cattle. And, alas, our poor beta died a few weeks ago. Now, his rotting body is somewhere in our backyard, unless the fire ants got to it which is more probable. Oh, ants... has anyone out there seen ants an inch long and a centimeter wide? (Don't worry those aren't fire ants. I'm just following my nutty train of thought.)

Anyway, I've wanted to write since I was in 4th grade; I actually started writing a play that year. (Oh, boy does it scare me to reread my past...work.) I had begun to like reading just a little while before that. C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia were the books that first made me want to read.

Books, Movies, Musisc...
Now, I my favorite books are The Lord of the Rings, Jane Eyre, and David Copperfield. I love classic movies as well as books. Margaret Becker is my overall favorite singer, but I like many different types of music, not just contemporary which she sings. (Classical, Jazz, Rock, more I'm sure but I shan't write it all down)

A Few Things I Like...
The moon and stars on a black night
Art
History
Chemistry
Math- sometimes
Kids
Home
My hairball of a cat and my insane dog
The smell in the air before it's going to rain
Winter and fall
Quiet places
Paper and pens (they fascinate me for some reason)

Some Things I Like to Do...
Read and write
Stay at home
Think
Eat chicken
Draw
Cross-stitch
Watch movies late at night
Help my friends
Make people happy
Make people see the Truth
Feel the freedom of unscarred people

I think this is getting a bit long, so I'm gonna stop now. My email is up there, so use it, please. I'd love to meet all of you, and remember that Jesus loves you. (The reason He isn't on my lists is He isn't something I like; He's a part of my world. He just Is.)

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Untamable by R.M.Whitaker reviews
Both fear and curiosity fill Mercedes McBride when her father requests that she return to live with him in Texas at the end of the Civil War. What she never dreamed was that she might find love on the wildest adventure of her entire life in the old West..
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,540 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Jimmy the Samurai by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
In a parallel universe where becoming a samurai is the ultimate honor, a hero will arise... and his name will be Jimmy. A story filled with Drama, Romance, Twists and Turns of Epic Proportions, and Stuff! It will make you cry in pain mingled with joy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
Leprechaunland by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
Horace embarks on a magical journey to a land full of unicorns, fairies, gnomes, baby elves, flying turtles, magical prince/princesses, and, of course, leprechauns. Oh, the humanity!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Sheep Herd of the Hill Country by Miss K Ree reviews
She runs from the terror that destroyed everything she had known, straight into the adventure ahead. Includes handsome prince, Magik, wolves and Fae [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
A Horoscope A Week by Moonstorm101 reviews
The planets are alligned...do you know what that means? Neither do I! But if you're looking for a laugh or are just really really gullible, this is the story for you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
Time Stopped, Silence Pounced by aqua-angel reviews
Meet June and David: The duo whose causing a scene in aisle 5. So what happens when June's ex comes into town? Masquerade as a love-sick couple of course! R/R plz!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 1/24/2003
The Copper Ring by SilentOsiris reviews
In post-apocalyptic America, White must escape his imprisonment in the Academy and come to grips with his psychic powers, an aftereffect of the same war that left the Earth scorched and barren.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004
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Midnight Prayer reviews
A desperate prayer during a hard time... a hard time called life. :D
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006
A Psalm reviews
E-hem! It's a psalm... ya know? Enjoy!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006
The God of my Childhood reviews
Look at the title :D
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006
The Cosmic Irony reviews
Life isn't as "normal" as we subconsciously think it is. Just think about the universe, for example...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006
Heart of a Child reviews
The different sides of human nature and the liberating Captor
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Clocks and Philosophical Fleas reviews
Just a silly little poem I wrote for school last year- there is something about a mouse running up a clock by the way...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004
The Deed reviews
This poem was His gift for Easter last year.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2004
My Burning Bush reviews
An encounter with God
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004
River Father reviews
The thoughts of a water sprite...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
Succor reviews
Sometimes I just don't understand people. I mean, I do, but I don't. Why can't we just take the best path?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
Without a Thought reviews
About the people I see around me and their behavior...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
A Very Special Day reviews
A birthday poem
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
My Creed reviews
What I believe in and what I think is plain silly!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
I am reviews
A description of myself...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2004
Little One reviews
The one who haunts my dreams...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
The Important Things reviews
The title is pretty straightforward.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
My Tormentor reviews
At times I've felt that something evil was nearby torturing me. (I wrote this a few days after my dad was killed.)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2004