Mixed Metaphors
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Joined 02-12-04, id: 397661, Profile Updated: 12-03-08
Author has written 16 stories for Supernatural, Life, Essay, Play, Fantasy, Love, Romance, Fable, and Friendship.


We all start out as a blank slate, untouched parchment. Little by little words appear on us, some scratched in, some lovingly painted on, some carefully formed by a shaky hand, some scrawled. They all mix into a wonderful mosaic of graffiti that becomes an essential part of who are, whether we're a wall, a bridge, a mirror or something else entirely.

My graffiti isn't finished yet, there's still words missing, blank spots to be filled. But when it's finished, I promise you, I will be a masterpiece.



I'm physically 20, though I suspect that mentally and emotionally I'm around 43, in terms of pessimism. I like to describe myself as a cynical idealist. Some days I despair with mankind and others I wake up and I know that we can change the world if we try hard enough. There's always hope.

I'm Canadian, and officially eccentric, but all writers are. To be a writer, you have to spend most of your time in your head (otherwise you're not doing your job) and I must say, it's a lot more fun in here.

I wear silver rings and I have blue-grey eyes with shades of green. I don't speak unless I have something to say (I hate small talk) but when I do have something worth talking about there's no shutting me up.

I like pie and Shakespeare plays and hugs. I believe in reincarnation.

I'm secretive, but I'm a terrible liar so I stick to being bluntly honest when it comes to that. But if you don't ask, then I won't tell.

I love my family.

I'm female, and quite happy to be so. I'm feminine, but in a womanly sense, not the girly giggly kind. I believe in equality of the genders, not superiority, male or female.

My dream in life is to travel, to fall in love at least once, to act, to write, make my mark, and live, laugh, love and learn as much as possible before I'm gone. What more is there to do?

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Your Horoscope by Del Felesif reviews
So what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 2/22/2003
Death, Inc by Beaudoin reviews
Someone dies. Humor ensues.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2004
Mostly Blessed by Della C reviews
Angels, Demons, Heavenly Bureaucracy. She's only MOSTLY blessed. Angel Nerilnine is sent to guard the demon lord Aeldrin L'dreth with interesting results. CHAPTER FOURTEEN POSTED!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003
THE MIDAS TOUCH except with lemons by djsaxon2 reviews
A man with a terrible gypsy curse... everything he touches turns to lemons! Except latex. He's cool with Latex.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
Conspiracy on how Conspiracy Therories are made! by djsaxon2 reviews
YAY! Conspiracy Number 5 for me and this one is te best so far. If you like JET PACK WEARING, PSYCHIC, INVISIBLE PENGUINS, come here!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
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Around and Around
Whether you win love or lose it, everything comes around. You just need to wait long enough.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
My Refrain reviews
The most important part of a song is the refrain. This is mine. I love you so.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Into the Woods
For my friend Nick, who refuses to stick to the beaten track.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
This Too Shall Pass reviews
This poem is dedicated to the lonely, the lost and all those who have sought self-destruction in the arms of a stranger.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
What We Have
We shouldn't have done it, of course. He knew it, I knew it. But it's not like we let that stop us. This is what we have. It's not much, but it's something. Sometimes that's almost enough.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
A Fable, Of Sorts reviews
Once upon a time there was a girl. There was also a man. This of course is not surprising. Where there is a girl there is almost always a man." How it ends, well, that's up to them. This is a love story. Pure and simple. Just not the usual kind.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Salvage reviews
Pick up the pieces and wait for the end. How they wish they could let go...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Dear Stranger reviews
"Take heart in knowing that somewhere in this country, someone else is real". Two freedom fighters fall in love through a secret exchange of letters hidden between the books of a government library.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2006
Fly Away reviews
Good-bye is the hardest word to say. It's easy to start with once upon a time, but so difficult to end with happily ever after.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006
A Month of Sundays reviews
Tanya Winters always knew that death was an expected part of life, but she didn't expect to die in a random accident at the age of 19. Enter Dimitri, her quirky guardian demon who has the power to help her win her life back.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004
The Assassin's Muse reviews
"Every night she returned with more blood on her hands. Sometimes it was her own. More often it was not." She cannot escape the dark for there is no light in her world. Music is neither light nor dark. What effect will it have on this half-drow assa
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
The Love of Assassins reviews
Assassins love death, and so they love each other. But it is this love that ultimately destroys them. Based on two of my characters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
Rum and Sporks reviews
Alack! Alphonzo the rubber chicken has been stolen away from his friends by the dreaded Captain Antsinpants. Now it is up to his drunken friends Captain Sassafrass and First Mate Aardvark the pirates to find and rescue him!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005
Wednesday Night
"In the end, I'm just human and that's all that I can be..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 2/14/2005
The title is latin for "I believe". These are my beliefs. Ever heard the expression "all the world's a stage"...?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 10/6/2004
Who Am I? reviews
This is the full sum of me in a nutshell...a very babbly nutshell...minus the shell. Please R and R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004