Lorelei Kayeri
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Joined 02-14-04, id: 397996
Author has written 20 stories for Essay, Life, Love, General, Fantasy, General, Romance, Humor, and Supernatural.

hello. welcome to my bio. i took my completed stories off here, but if u want to read them just email me or sumthin. chaochao ;)

gender-female
Hair color- brown
eye color- blue
height -5'4
age- guess :)

Favorite books/authors:

fantasy/historical/romance/adventure books

Tamora Pierce's books

humorous stories

Inferno

Tunnels

Favorites Movies:

Whalerider

Ever After

Pirates of the Carribbean

A Knight's Tale

Movie Star Crushes- Orlando Bloom & Heath Ledger, o & Johnny Depp is cool too!

Pets: two kitties

Things i abhor:
People saying no offense, but...
senseless violence,

Things i love: food, books, computer, friends

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To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by Shandee reviews
I woke up to find myself in the cabin of a pirate ship. Yes, a PIRATE SHIP. I was lying in a bed, completely starkers with no idea how I'd gotten there. Then he stepped in, Pirate Cameron Hawkins. I knew my life would never be the same again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Band of Heroes, Inc by pixy-dizzy reviews
[COMPLETE! FINALLY] Cinderella's daughter is bored and runs away. Add a hot fairy-guardian, a dragon that can't breathe fire, a fashionable elf (or two), and Mr. Evil Villain. Subtract a carrot and divide an elf. What have you got? Oh dear.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,401 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003
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Hate reviews
i've never felt this sensation before...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
not for you
a poem about love.. not in my usual style
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 3/1/2005
Selfish Tears reviews
these tears i cry are not for you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
Halfthere reviews
beware of the pale, ebony-eyed man...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
can u look into my eyes reviews
can u look into my eyes now? or are you afraid of what u'll see?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
just want to be me
poem written when i was very confused,,,
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 2/17/2005
The Unfortunate Cindy Ellen reviews
Cindy Ellen is a rude and stubborn girl would do anything to avoid getting married. Prince Charming is a clumsy, gawky young man who isn't sure he can live up to his name.Add in a crazy stepfamily & wahla- a cinderellish story with a humorous, zany twist!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
Cordelia: Daughter of the Sea reviews
Cordelia has a curious love for the sea, though she has never before seen it. When 'kidnapped' by a handsome pirate, will she be able to uncover her past? Will she find true love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
Daughters of the Elements:The Initiation, Book One reviews
Water, Fire, Earth, Air, Light, and Ice: what happens when 6 girls realize they carry the legacy of these elements in their blood? please R & R! Chapter 3 of Kyoto's tale is up! (finally) ; )
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
I Weep a Thousand Tears reviews
one of my favorites. please read.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
Love Similes reviews
...what the titles says...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2004
Alone reviews
Callie is the only survivor of an event that destroyed the world. very short story. R & R please!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2004
Misfit reviews
She lived in a world where society was divided into Four Peoples: Flaxens, Browns, Rubies, and Ebonies. She fits in none of these groups: she is a misfit.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004
A Stable Poem reviews
a poem about stability
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004
Save our World reviews
all we need is luv
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004
Who Am I? reviews
who am i? sometimes i wonder, do u?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2004
Them reviews
You better watch out for Them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004
One World, One People reviews
love is the best weapon
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004
Life reviews
short, sweet, and to the point
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004
The Best Teacher in the World reviews
You never know what will happen...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004