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Joined 02-15-04, id: 398152, Profile Updated: 06-19-08
Author has written 14 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, General, Song, Action, and Thriller.

My name's Jim Smith.

I like science fiction and fantasy, mostly, although the occasional horror story may draw my eye. I also like standard action/adventure romps every once in a while.

I'm not much for poetry. Sorry folks. I typically find it to be nonsensical and pretentious. Call me uneducated, but it's my personal preference.

Other than that, there are some categories I really dislike, namely "spiritual" and "young adult" fiction. I'm not much for simplistic moral dilemmas and quandaries, like stories in those categories usually come down to. I don't like romance either, unless it's coupled with a genre I like.

Favorite Personal Quote (from my time as an agnostic): "I will neither confirm, nor deny, the existence... of a greater being."

Other funny personal quotes:

"I am Stalin reincarnated!" (Yes, folks, the name of the game was sugar high...)

"This is was separates the men from the dancing monkeys."

Other favorite quotes:

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!" -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr. (movie version)

"Get off my plane!" -- James Marshall

"Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something." -- Pancho Villa (last words)

"History will remember me well, for I intend to write it." -- Winston Churchill

"France: Where the money falls apart, and you can't tear the toilet paper."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." -- Albert Einstein.

Current Fiction:

A novel-length sequel to Operation: Wolf and Operation Wolf: The Agency. It's not going to be posted here, but with any luck, it'll get published someday.

Upcoming Fiction ( means possible):

Extended "Movie Star Wars". More corny puns! Oh what joy!

Adandoned Fiction:

The Old Switcheroo. Adults always want to relive their childhood, right? And children want to grow up faster, right? That's Daniel Murray's view.

Industrial Manslaughter. Weird idea I had on a long bus ride with friends. I said I was "revoking them" and it kind of snowballed into a little sci-fi shortie.

Thanks to the following people (that I know of...) who added me and/or one of my stories to their favorite authors and/or favorite stories list (Updated 6-13-05):

Joe Hogle - read his "Trial of the Damned" and "The Last."
Kevin Noonan
simply-frondle - although i think she just did it as a favor... maybe not.
shaoZahn
Daniel-Murray- especially him because I'm on both of his lists and three of my stories are the only ones on his favorite stories list.
Learora - even though she hasn't reviewed anything...
Sir Keilah - A great writer, who has unfortunately left FP.
T.J. Henri
The One Chosen
Seixe
Th' Tolimnes Davin
Kittybobo777 - Thanks Mike!

Thanks also to ChristianGeekGuy for his useful, helpful, detailed, and informative reviews, as well as writing good fiction.

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Winter by Miss Wood reviews
Eden was the realization of a dream-and it was also the manifestation of a nightmare.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005
Ravings by warnthepenguins reviews
A delightful confection of rants, raves, nonsense poetry, insights and specious proofs. Bite-sized!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003
Pulsar by Mara L. Blake reviews
When bounty hunter Morgan Lanell found a mysterious key, codenamed the Pulsar, she never expected it would change her life. Now, teamed up with a wanted scientist, she fights to unlock the secrets of the Pulsar before it's too late.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 6/6/2003
Freedom by Nick H reviews
This is my first published story. In a scant overview, it is about optimism on a doomed space station. But find out for yourself. PG for a scene of violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
Second Revolution by Greg M. Schumaker reviews
The Prime Minister sends his regards.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2004
Earth vs Mars by Richard Valot reviews
Just added additional info! Complete Story: The human race fights to take their planet back from invading Martians. Retro science-fiction chock full of nerve-racking battles, tender romance, side-splitting humor, and intense drama. R & R or be vaporized!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,064 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004
Perfect to a Fault by Miss Wood reviews
It was the end of the world as we knew it. We lost everything - our property, our influence, government, and our freedom. How? And why? Read and find out.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
The Utterly Improbable History of by Tyler reviews
The Utterly Improbable History of the only Yellow Jubril of Mons Pavonis.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004
Agent: Section 1 Outsiders by Pencil Name reviews
A team of scientists must discover the origins of a mysterious, and deadly, disease, before the outbreak of a heinous epidemic.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
The City by Aesper Drame reviews
The City is a place with a past a place to which one could escape, a place from which they fled.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Complete
A Stitch In Time by Willum reviews
David Donaldson has lived for forty-three years...and he's only twenty-eight.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2003
Battlespace by Admiral reviews
The United Systems and the "Slithers" battle for control of the galaxy. (HELLO! Down Here! Read Me! Review Me!)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,848 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 7/4/2001
The Divine Comedy. by Cyril Gupta reviews
I just reserved my permanent seat in hell. Please do not read this story if you are religious and get offended easily.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2001
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Two Men and a Body
John and Daniel, the heroes of the Operation: Wolf series, are presented in another light. They've got a problem. There's a body on John's living room floor.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Operation Wolf: The Agency
Sequel to Operation: Wolf. Duvessa Batte always knew there was something wrong with the Agency, she just didn't know what. Thanks to John Streck, she's about to find out.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,386 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Synapse Chronicles
A scifi thriller featuring many gun battles and an exciting climax. For fans of my work, this is a rewrite of Synapse.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Published: 5/4/2007
Random is Pie I mean Good! reviews
Random thoughts from the mind of Biminator... This has become my rant depository, so... if you want my random, sorta funny stuff (which is mostly K-rated), go for the first 3 chapters, and stop there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/12/2004
The Specimen reviews
A story about a breach of security in a military base similar to Area 51. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
John the Baptist reviews
A man is hired to kill people committing the seven deadly sins. The category doesn't fit very well, but... it's good stuff. Oneshot. 71906: Page Breaks Fixed.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Operation: Wolf reviews
It's not everyday that a portal opens in your world. Cowritten by Miss Wood. COMPLETE. 71406: Revisions Complete. 71906: Dates Added.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Johnny and the Bomb reviews
Yeah, just a bit of an action scene I wrote. Just went where it took me.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Synapse reviews
body switch fic. upgraded the rating for possible later gun violence and violent and or inappropriate dialougue. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Why I Took Down The Old Switcheroo reviews
Yeah folks, I took it down. Here's why.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
What A Nuclear World reviews
A random idea a friend and I had.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Complete
Movie Star Wars reviews
Hyperness causes me to act weird. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Aliens Are Evil reviews
A kid battles aliens. There are a few spoof moments. This may be removed. Oh well, enjoy the overlyused corny jokes if you can. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
The Trip reviews
John Streck builds a dimensional portal. Problems ensue. Oneshot.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
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