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Joined 02-16-04, id: 398351
Author has written 6 stories for Love, Spiritual, War, Play, General, and Young Adult.

Name: Kate, or rather, Kathleen

Age: 15

Birthday: January 26

Bloodtype: AB negative (Yes, I'm so special that I'd better never need a blood transplant)

About me: Let's see... I have no life, I'm told I'm fairly pretty-but don't put stock in that because that's what my friends say, most people at my school think I'm a senior because I scare them, I dress relaxed, I'm smart-but lazy, and I'm shy. And basically bitter in a sense because no guy will ever have the guts to ask me out, because I'm most likely smarter then them, and because I'm shy, well that's fairly self-explainitory.

Favorite Quotes:

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

"Where were you at 10 PM last night?"

"Where am I now?" -Futurama

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

-Mark Twain

"I AM THE SILENT SHADOW THAT BOUNCES IN THE NIGHT!" -My sister, don't ask-I didn't.

"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get caught in jet engines." -Unknown

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice.-never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

-Anonymous

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. -screw you and the horse you rode in on.

-Anonymous

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you've got to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something...incredibly...stupid." --CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

I love much, I hate much, and I breath much. Nothing can stop any of these things whileI live, so, as you don't say to vampires, morderme.

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
One Last Breath by Never Knows Best reviews
Shy and withdrawn Trista Park was orphaned a year and a half ago. Now she's moving across the country with her newest foster parents and has to deal with their punk son Tiergan and his pet tarantula, Frederick. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,058 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Of Ice, Men, and Dogs by Kaeari reviews
Reis, a teenager with nearly no life to speak of, is unwillingly brought on an expedition to Siberia to locate a sentient being, frozen for many years, in the mountains. What he didn't expect was for it to wake up. MM
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
You Belong with Me by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,783 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Syraine Dancer by naivete chica reviews
Her father, the Syrian King, is murdered in foreign territory, and Freya is stranded in the enemy palace of Thadell as a dancer. She needs to escape, but this new life is intriguing and exciting. And so is the Prince of Thadell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006
Cupid Has Bad Aim by PigeonRat reviews
I had the perfect boyfriend, the perfect grades, and the somewhat perfect life… And then twin brothers Charles and Ian just had to enter in the picture. God damn it Cupid, don't you know how to aim!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
Fate by tipping ivy reviews
Now that I was gay, going to my brother's Jewish wedding with a skinny Irish boy didn't sound like such a good idea. Unfortunately for me, Reid had other plans.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Darkness by Tygati reviews
Slash. A series of ministories centered around the evil castle of a Demon Lord. In the first, a worldweary Demon Hunter seeks to end his life at the hands of what rumor says is the most powerful Demon Lord around. What he finds when he gets there...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,799 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Yellow Heart by Algae reviews
Of all the people to be in love with, a reincarnation of a Greek god makes top of the weird list. Plus that god just died and is now reborn elsewhere. Hopefully, Jeremy's knowledge of Greek mythology isn't too lousy. Slight slash. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
The Godsend Trilogy, Part I & II by Kiyura reviews
Everything has gotten out of hand for Summer. She's lying to her friends, covering for a rogue demon, and trying to save Gythaen from a conspiracy she practically fell into. Worst of all, she may not be who she thinks...[Review-I'll return the favor]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,020 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
The Golden Crown by Catherine Carter reviews
Complete. Retelling of the story of Dionysus and Ariadne. Rated M for minor adult content.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,456 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
A black fly in a sea of pink and blue candy floss by distantdyingsuns reviews
Vie has just migrated to a new country, and a new life. Back home, few accepted her, and she lived a loney, and mostly unwanted exsistance. Can Vie and her young mother find their true happiness in the land of the free? who know's...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005
An Odd Misunderstanding by RoseMcCann reviews
What happens when a noblewoman pretends to be a dead king? What if the king isn’t dead, and isn’t happy about this? What if he gets really mad, but plays along anyway? Of course, true love always has a way of confusing things too...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
The Second Loki by Pico the Great reviews
A ninth grade atheist named after Loki goes to a christian school and has...um, social problems. Oh yeah, and he goes to Asgard as well. More fun than my summary may suggest.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
The Highland Laird by DOTGod reviews
Love. It is a tenuous human emotion. Strange and unpredictable. Love intrigues Aeddon enough so that he will defy the flow of time itself to see if he can't bring one stubborn 14th century Scot and his 21st century woman together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Of Minds and Murder by Chione reviews
Tahirah's not your average Egyptian. For one thing, she has 'spells' that send her into the mind of a girl of the twenty-first century. She also happens to be the only one who knows that before his twentieth birthday, Tutankhamun will die.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004
Across Time and Oceans by Tessandra reviews
She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002
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Bandwidth
Dante is a girl determined to leave behind her destitute city and make something of herself. With her bandmates there to back her up, there's nothing that can stop her from reaching the top of the charts and realizing her lifelong dreams.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Published: 7/9/2007
Like A Rock reviews
A short story using an extended metaphor. A girl reflects upon various things during her 6th period class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Of Beans and Cows reviews
A day in the life of the boy who gave Jack the magic beans.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
The Avenger reviews
A short poem
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006
Afterlife Description reviews
An interesting take on the afterlife, written for my english class
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/21/2005
Catachresis reviews
It's a short love poem using catachresis
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2005