Captain Swatsenbeige
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Joined 02-20-04, id: 398999
Author has written 27 stories for Love, Friendship, Fantasy, Family, General, and Life.

Ello, The name, for all of you that know me personally, is jsut a small reflection of myself, though that's not saying much, lol. This is my first try with a place that allows me to publish my poetry and get it out there for others to read and critisize and tear apart if you will, and though I was skepical at first I already had one awesome review, on the poem My Fault, Your know who you are, I really appriciate it...anyways, I'll be posting as much as I can, for any of you that are actually interested... Any personal stuff you might want to know: As my name states, I'm a long story...SCA here, a promotion or two there...some killing...some blood (though not was that conceded or what, lol?)...a little plundering...but all in all was simply hard work, and a nice name given to me by the Dark Court... Currently I'm working on an original fantasy and am completely open to any ideas, no matter what they are...if intersted IM me at my aol name...either that or jsut email I said any ideas are greatly appriciated... Wow I haven't been here in a while...okay first of all i love all you who review my stuff, you are the greatest and i appriciate it more than i can no flames...thank you so poems should be flowin out soon...seeing as my writers block is lifting...thanks again!!!


Oh goodness, its been quite awhile since i last wrote anything here...oi, I should be arrested. Well for all who are interested, i've discovered the vicious cycle of writer's block and how to avoid it. Ahem, my plan goes as follows:

1. Write until your brain starts using the same scene over and over again in your mind, and that's all you can think about.

2. Print what you have written (or what you deem worthy), and copy it over into an actual journal so when the computer decides to delete, eat, and/or lose the countless pages of writing you have managed to squeeze out, you have a backup. This is the mind numbing work that cleanses the creative function in the brain.

3. Find something yummy to read, so that you might discover some more inspiration in the beauty of other writers!

Some suggestions may be

A Great and Terrible Beauty & Rebel Angels by Libba Bray

Tithe & Valient by Holly Black (Her newest is Ironside but I'm hoping to get that for Christmas hehe)

Abarat & Days of Magic Nights of War by Clive Barker

Anything by Terry Goodkind

Kushiel's Dart, Chosen, Avatar, and Scion by Jaqueline Carey

Any of the Harry Potters by J.K. Rowling, DUH!

Faerie Wars, The Purple Emperor, and Ruler of the Realm by Brennan Herbie

Morevi by Tee Morris (he went to my highschool woo woo, he's so awesome!!!)

The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and the Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman

The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor

...and if I've left any out I'll be back to add more, but that's all I got so far, these are AMAZING stories, don't let them go unread their voices NEEEEEEED desperately to be heard!!!!!!

4. Hopefully by this point, usually a 2 week - month time period you will be ready and wanting to write, and after this cycle is complete you should be able to pump out some pretty awesome stuff!!!

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Spirit of Halloween
Its tradition that I do a Halloween poem each year. This was what I came up with for 2006, i know its a bit late now, but hey at least its up. Enjoy
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 1/15/2007
Divine Shenanigan
This was a really random scene I came up with about two kids falling into a Fairy Realm in the middle of a wedding and having to adjust to their customs, it probably doesn't make much sense though, it was only supposed to be 16 lines, homework assignment
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 1/15/2007
Pumpkin Patch Hell reviews
Ok so how cheesy is this? I love Halloween, like with a passion, and I had to write something for a workshop in my Creative Writing Class and this is what came out, the name was inspired by an amazing friend! PUMPKIN PATCH HELL!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/26/2005
Very Real
Honestly this one just kind of came out, I had an experience with someone with little to no artistic influence at all and I couldn't believe he was so closed to make believe and fantasy, I was fascinated, this I think is what went through my mind
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 10/24/2005
Above All reviews
Lust should never go over love
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2005
Talk to Me After the Storm? reviews
So, there's tons of symbolism in this, and I hope I made it versatile enough so that it can apply to more ppl than just me, even though I did take this from my own experience...its narrative...tells a story...sooo R/R PLEASE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
To Be? reviews
To be in love...its wonder, its pleasure...its be looking in...or looking out from that position of infamy...R/R please
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Possible Heartbreak reviews
I hate not knowing! The man I love more than anything lives over 500 miles away, and we infatuate each other, but there's always that little lingering voice that says,
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
The Unforgiving Fairy reviews
Ugh, summaries...this is hard to summarize...kind of confusing...This is my perception of the spirite of the unforgiving...I'm generally a forgiving person...but when she takes over I'm not...R/R please and tell me if she haunts u too...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Pity the NonDreamers reviews
I was sitting in the car thinking of how sad itwould be to not have dreams...i mean the kind where you go to sleep and wake up and think about what your dream was...people that don't have that I pity, this is for you...the non-dreamers...R/R please
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2004
Prison of Tears reviews
Pretty much its about how a girl is trapped, locked away from everything she loves because her parents can't accept who she is...poor thing...R/R please...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Why To Love So Far reviews
I love so many different people and yet they seem to distance themselves more and more the more I want the love in return...R/R please...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004
My Anger is Your Sentence reviews
Oi, to think the male race can be so mindless...emotions aren't can't say yes one minute then no the next...what's with that...oh this poems about...My Anger...stupid git won't even see it coming, bwuahahaha...R/R please
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004
Song of the Broken Goddess reviews
Ha, I'm not sure exactly who this is describing but it sounded good while I was writing I just went along with my instincts hope it turned out alright...R/R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2004
I Wait for Things reviews
A coming out of power, control of ones own fate, explosion of life! No one can control you! You are the monarch! It's your time! Indulge yourself! R/R please...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
Imaginary Stitches reviews
Just a poem about the place I wish I could be...considering home and everywhere else I'm not wanted in...R/R please...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
The Boy I Can't Have reviews
This is about a person...too far away...lust, passion and fantasy...the only ways i can connect to him at this distance...R/R please...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004
My Love is a Rose reviews
Wow, I was really mad when I wrote this, its just a warning to men, don't mess with my heart, it bites back...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2004
Roses for my Mom reviews
I love my mum more than anyhting in the world, she is best friend and the most loving person I know, for Mother's day i made her this, pass it on to your mum, just to show her how much you care...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
The Glass, The Pane, The Latch reviews
I'd just finished talking ot someone very special to me and a little thought just popped in my head and this popped out on the paper...though it's not like this is an actual problem, just kind of a Romeo+Juliette thing going on...enjoy
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2004
A Dream, Under the Tree and Amongst the Roses
I wrote this thinking about someone I wish i could one specific just a hopeful wish, i guess...too bad i don't have any stars to see where I live...its mostly a girl wishing and dreaming about a prince charming type to call her own...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 2/24/2004
Can't Keep Us reviews
I wrote this in spite of my parents, though I know it sounds mean, if you read the poem I think you'll find it a little more understandable than my pathetic summary, I've never been good at the darn things...
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
Jolly Roger
As you can tell by the title this is a pirate poem, hopefully not one of those corny ones you read out of some little kids story books but I can say I'll be updating this one sometime soon, I don't like it all that much myself, but it does reflect my life
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 2/23/2004
Victim of Feeling reviews
Do how people can make you so mad, especially friends and family, you feel like you're all alone in the world, or unwanted...yeah well that's what this is about...@-
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
Unfortunate Metamorphosis reviews
This creation of mine came to be when my friend (Yes, the same one form My Fault, Your Fault) started down the wrong path and still is, unfortunately, obliviously strolling down that same path, this is for him...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
My Fault, Your Fault reviews
I had a very good friend of mine living with me, and well we made a VERY big mistake and he got kicked out and he was my best friend and to this day i still miss him...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/23/2004
Fight for You reviews
This is just a cute lil' thing that I decided to write one night, I don't know why, I just did...its rather interesting though I barely remember writing it
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2004