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Name: Call me Tsunami...

Age: A lady never reveals her true age. ^_^

Hair: Medium-length blond

Eyes: Greyish-blue

Height: 5' 5" (Short people will one day rule the world!)

Languages: Je parle un peu francais, and I speak English. Oh, I also know a little Nihongo. (thank you, Internet)

Likes: Cats, Inuyasha, 80's music, singing, and other stuff.

Dislikes: Preppies, morning people, daisys (I HATE them SO MUCH!), people who don't like Inuyasha, other crap.

Current obsession: Inuyasha

Personality: Severe mood swings. I'm also one of those annoying people who has a comment and/or opinion about just about everything. If you ever want to hear it, just drop me a line via email, and I'll tell/write it to you.

Lives: In the mormon capital of the world. Yay.("mormon" doesn't deserve a capital letter.)

Here are some quotes I like:

"I embrace insanity as being the only interesting outlook on life."

"Early to bed and early to rise insures you'll meet some very ticked people daily."

"I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of 'mercy'; I just choose not to show any."

"Make her laugh; She'll have a hard time killing you."

"Boys! You can't live with them, but they just won't leave you alone!"

"It wasn't me! It was the...uh...boogy man!"

"My only friends are the ninja monkey squirrels!"

"Men are like slinkies. It's fun to watch them fall down the stairs."

"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun."

"All stressed out and no one to choke."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"If you and your friend are being chased by a dragon, there is only one thing to do: trip your friend."

"Of course I don't look busy! I did it right the first time."


"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"You - off my planet!"

"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?"

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for a few years."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"Stress is when you wake up screaming then realize you weren't asleep."

"I just want revenge...is that so wrong?"

"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done."

"Is it time for your medication or mine?"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are going to make me hurt you."

"There's no 'I' in team. But there is an 'm' and an 'e'."

"If I throw a bone, will you go away?"

"The glass isn't just half-empty; it's cracked too."

"Don't hate the game; hate the person who invented the game."

"Don't drink and drive, because you just might spill your drink."

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore- I am perfect."

"Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the hell with sugar and spice."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do, and four rights at intersections will take you to the airport!"

Okay, that's all.

I said that's all, dammit!



(Sobbing uncontrollably)

Cows reviews
An idiotic (but funny) freestyle poem about cows. I was drunk on happiness and high on euphoria when I wrote this. New poem posted!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004