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Joined 02-26-04, id: 399857, Profile Updated: 10-11-13
Author has written 35 stories for Song, General, Love, Life, Family, and Politics.

formerly known as do you has. older works on what a gas.

posted works
- "danielle" // "little black book" // "(go ahead) the stage is yours" // "the goodwill revolution" // "freddy's not a punk" // "running with traffic (interlude)" // "blonde on blonde on blonde" // "the price of bliss" // "solitaria" // "enjoyable abuse of the chemicals among us" // "keen" // "grey haired apple" // "distance with a capital d" // "pictures of hands" // "when johnny was a child" // "louisiana air (what a scene)" // "what a terrible life" // "my face like braille" // "rescue me" // "she could win a war" // "growing up in summer clothes" // "chemistry with this machine" // "on the second day, we heard an alarm" // "tko" // "the auditorium" // "96 drops" // "rejection cake" // "we are not fish, we are men!" // "having a clue" // "donica" // "dynamite houses" // "mouse and a rabbit"


straight in my head
"raise your glass" // "to the bones" // "bolt from the blue" // "camouflage on the ceiling" // "jail cell song" // "envy rides" // "forest green" // "survey says" // "untitled (6-19)" // "waiting with the sunrise" // "celebrate dana" // "get jaded" // "teleteletelekinetics" // "tokyo" // "a bit of a smile" // "saint" // "no wine" // "mint mountain" // "boy, we are not in arizona" // "a linda blair morning" // "be your banshee" // "janie" // "ink on her face" // "dirty french words" // "glue to dark hearts" // "annie fights a ninja at the dirty disco (la violencia!)" // "my left arm" // "let's get invisible" // "no, please" // "marie and the concrete" // "poughkeepsie bowed its head and let her walk away" // "stop your goddamned screaming" // "in the middle of our street where we pushed and shoved and shook and danced" // "yes, those are my real teeth" // "casual fridays" // "the weather disagrees" // "street credit" // "superhero" // "queer apple" // "pavlov taught me everything" // "jesus seems" // "scramble in falsetto" // "by lonely i mean lonesome" // "apologies in advance" // "the bug that ate me" // "hey, cecelia, what can i do?" // "parlor"


in all your teenaged glory
"english" // "in all your teenaged glory" // "i know your name" // "shelby baby" // "my morning with the king" // "nobody wants to dance anymore" // "scout" // "love supreme on the silver stage" // "she speaks like marie" // "see straight" // "chase" // "i guess i just want people to know my name" // "ohio is not for lovers" // "like your sister" // "shave your head" // "delicate nonsense" // "somebody owes me something" // "you're beautiful to everyone but me" // "no pathetic bliss" // "the show is currently experiencing technical difficulties" // "song of innocence (18th century art)" // "glam bam bam" // "we need a brain" // "welcome, we say" // "shine on" // "mailbox" // "the best in venice" // "part of the legacy"


holding on to teenaged glory (incomplete)
"before we were crooked" // "child star" // "you are audible (rewrite)" // "i don't blame you" // "change" // "i didn't know your name" // "you could van gogh my ears" // "brick wall brother" // "those big brown eyes" // "back of your mind" // "barefoot" // "alcohol" // "glory to god, i guess" // "seventeen (or eighteen)"


simplicity
"simplicity part one" // "a bell" // "my face like braille part one" // "not i, said mr. loveless" // "my face like braille part two" // "a big big love" // "shampoo" // "simplicity part two" // "new york nights" // "time wasted" // "95" // "lost in translation"


other / unposted
"alone together" // "go with me when i go" //"jamie wasn't there" // "every impulse" // "don't" // "your marion awaits" // "do the jerk" // "sleepwalking in seattle" // "oh i oh i" // "sandwich philosophy" // "artistic differences" // "i'm a catch" // "bored little soldier" // "sly" // "that's not healthy" // "the boy with the glove" // "fire, fire, in your hair" // "godspeed" // "benevolent order of antelopes" // "you are audible" // "lucky" // "lime" // "holding the cellar door open for you" // "bomb me, baby" // "gamete" // "waltz once more" // "punch drunk" // "make it over" // "wallflower" // "breeze" // "granted (i will)" // "take me to the promiseland" // "black and white" // "sounds for europe to hear" // "to be an animal with animal instincts"

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see you in the morning by this is britt reviews
in which i sell myself for used love.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2005
Jesus Was Gay by tofujunky reviews
Why would you think otherwise?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2004
Seaweed Hair by Enchant'd reviews
A poem 'bout a kelpie. It rhymes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
random on the label, alternative in the box by fren chi reviews
swanky...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2004
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simplicity reviews
excerpts from a writing notebook stored deep in the desk beside my bed. poems date as early as december 2004.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2/6/2006
mouse and a rabbit reviews
you are the knife and i am the spoon. you are the words and i am the tune.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006
straight in my head: pending works reviews
i know these lines look crooked on paper, but i swear i've got it straight in my head. unfinished writings.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 47 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
dynamite houses reviews
we are doomed! doomed, i tell you! but we all go down together.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/14/2005
in all your teenaged glory: collected works reviews
word after word inspired by yearbooks and one vivid imagination. because i'm not omniscient.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
donica reviews
ode to a book with some autographs.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005
having a clue reviews
i don't want to hear about the day the music ceased to exist.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005
we are not fish we are men!
'a school? yes. do we swim? most of us, yes. are we trout? i don't think so.' long lost friends deserve some words.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 7/24/2005
rejection cake reviews
one plus one plus one makes three. we love he love she love me.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
96 drops reviews
love lust love lust love lust love lust. which is it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/26/2005
the auditorium reviews
you and i diving through the aisles sounds really nice.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
tko reviews
you were a total knockout on stage.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
on the second day we heard an alarm
what do all these words mean? chicken scratch on college-ruled paper is NOT pretty, mind you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 5/26/2005
chemistry with this machine reviews
let's interact, robot robot.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2005
growing up in summer clothes reviews
jigsaw hips give me pleasant chills down my spine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/15/2005
she could win a war reviews
she's your wife, hank! she is your bride!
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2005
rescue me reviews
it's your party, you can cry if you want to. i'm sorry that i'm not good at this comfort thing, but here's a poem to make up for it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005
my face like braille reviews
this piece is about your eyes, my fascination, your life, my observations.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
what a terrible life reviews
the world is made of black and dark and red and blood and hurt and pain and blood and hate and evil. duh.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005
louisiana air reviews
This is the script of how things would go, down in New Orleans where I hoped to see you having a good time. But where were you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
when johnny was a child reviews
call him heavenly, call him sinful, but he's just a man. and i still don't understand what's wrong.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004
pictures of hands reviews
I have no pictures of you, but I can wish I do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/26/2004
distance with a capital D reviews
I love. I love fences. I love middle ground. I love confusion. I love suspense.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/23/2004
grey haired apple reviews
My horoscope said it was going to be a good day. Also, italics are good and punctuation & capitalization are bad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004
Keen reviews
We all know the beautiful people lead to beautiful bruises, but we (or at least I) can linger in love from far away. Then again, you spoke to that beautiful person, so I must admit I'm a bit jealous.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
Enjoyable Abuse Of The Chemicals Among Us reviews
'It's a vague and wonderful thing...' (originally written in summer 03.)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004
Solitaria reviews
Oh irony, oh patience, oh speed...(originally written in July 2003).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
The Price Of Bliss reviews
Failure isn't something we desire, but is it something to settle for? Why can't comfort, contentness, and happiness be free?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004
Blonde On Blonde On Blonde reviews
A song dedicated to a friend of mine. A lot of things mentioned in this song very few people will understand. Obviously, there are some alcohol references - the rest I will leave for you to determine yourself. Interpretations are encouraged in reviews.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
Running With Traffic Interlude reviews
A short piece about life flying by. When everything's normal - not going through heaven or hell - but you still feel like life is moving so fast as if it were being pushed by a wind (which explains the Windy City - Chicago reference in my poem).
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004
Freddy's Not A Punk reviews
I didn't have anything in mind while writing this, but it's vague enough to make up your own meaning for.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Goodwill Revolution
Inspired by a bout of loneliness and my thoughts along with that feeling. Also, the tune is heavily influenced by Modest Mouse's 'The Devil's Work Day'.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 4/17/2004
The Stage Is Yours reviews
Full title is 'Go ahead, the stage is yours'. This song is heavily influenced by Radiohead's 'A Punchup At A Wedding', and this song is named after a lyric from an unreleased verse of 'A Punchup...'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2004
Little Black Book reviews
For a friend, suffering unrequited love and a certain dilemma.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
Danielle reviews
She confuses me the most of anyone I know.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2004