Chris B. Matthews
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Joined 02-27-04, id: 399952
Author has written 26 stories for General, Life, School, Song, Essay, Romance, Young Adult, Love, Humor, General, and Friendship.
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Flawed Logic reviews
A villanelle all about how love just can't work (big surprise). Now that I am no longer being forced to churn these out, I can finally get back to writing some stories.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004
What A Beautiful Concept reviews
Once you try to pursue a relationship, all hope for love is completely lost.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004
An Allusive Tale reviews
Rejection just gets funner every time.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004
They Apparently Care reviews
The ones who have screwed your life up the most are the ones who care the most.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004
Success and Failure
A sonnet I was forced into writing. It's my first and possibly my last.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 4/21/2004
Very Satisfactory reviews
A love villanelle about a girl who doesn't exist.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004
Enter Waking Life reviews
My first attempt at a villanelle. Forced, of course.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004
Simply Strangers reviews
The encounters of a man riding an elevator to the hotel lobby.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2004
Why I Don't Write Poetry reviews
Another forced poem. This time, with more of a lighthearted zombie approach. Of course, it still sucks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004
Loving Impaired reviews
A love poem that blames it on the girl. This poem sucks for three reasons... 1. I can't write poetry. 2. I can't write poetry that rhymes. 3. I was forced into writing poetry that rhymes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004
A Birthday Spent On Her Couch reviews
Inspired by a dream about visiting a friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2004
Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep reviews
A pretentious story about suicide with a disappointing end.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2004
Orchid Merman reviews
A fictitious twist on a relationship between two not-so-fictitious people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
Observation of Strangers reviews
A brief observation of two strangers having a conversation about dieting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
Toothless Vampire reviews
The theme song to a non-existent sitcom about a vampire. Sing with enthusiasm.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/27/2004
Johnny, Jump Up reviews
Johnny is the best friend a guy could hope to have (other than a girl). That's why he had to be made up.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
Robots Rebel
This song asks the question: "Are you prepared for an invasion from the robot community"
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 2/27/2004
Go, Bree, Go reviews
A horribly lame love song about a girl I used to like. She asked me to write a quirky song about her, so I did. We stopped talking before I got to show it to her. Was it intentionally this cheesy? I sure hope so.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/27/2004
Alice
A misguided love song about Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 2/27/2004
Toy Board Freestyle 2
Another freestyle rap on a toy message board. Not as lame as the first one, but that doesn't mean it's good.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 2/27/2004
Toy Board Freestyle 1 reviews
A freestyle on a toy message board. Behold the utter lameness of a toy collector.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
His Personal Victory reviews
The light-hearted tale of a man taking a math test.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/27/2004
Just A Teen reviews
What I really see in the mirror.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
Letter From Susan
An allegory from the perspective of a boxcutter.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 2/27/2004
The Drifter reviews
An allegory for the discovery of someone who cuts themself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004
RE: Mr Chronchite's Social Commentary reviews
Strange, random freeform ramblings as a result of a night full of sleeping pills, vodka, and Red Bull.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004