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Joined 03-05-04, id: 400400

If you came here looking for something to read you are so out of luck! With one hand broken and a lack of inspiration on top of that, I just flat out crapped out on this original writing number here. As of today my current stories will become only a memory on this website. No, I'm not leaving, but I seriously need to re-evaluate my writing style. In other words, I could do much better. That and my name has been changed to something new. I was once Faded Primadonna by the way. Oh, and don't worry, inspiration will come sooner or later, but knowing me, probably later. Way later. For this, I apologize.

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Leviathan's Ghost by Nickolaus Pacione reviews
A spectre inhabiting the waters of Key West, Florida. The ghost was one that lived during the time when the world was young, a world when the animals were nothing but flesh and teeth.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Ferryman's Wheelchair by Nickolaus Pacione reviews
a young Illinois woman suddenly becomes paralysed from the waist down but that isn't the start of her horrors. She becomes haunted by the Ferryman, and by the premonitions of the horror to become of her younger brother and the girlfriend of her brother.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004
Children of Vengence by Vipeream reviews
The darkest of sins never go unanswered...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004
Poop Classifications by pooplova reviews
Rated PG for nasty poop talk. Having trouble classifing your turds? Come, and listen to the most recent classifications for poop.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
The Passing of Wind by Jelani. S reviews
A poem about a fart. Please review!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2001
Patience by oskar Zenith reviews
Quite simply, the escapades of a man who really, really has to go pee.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2001