Fae Hines
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Joined 03-05-04, id: 400550
Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Haiku, Friendship, and Love.

All right, reviews! Woohoo! I'm so happy people are finally picking up on my desperation. Keep it coming! If you review me, I will review you.

For all those just showing up, I really want reviews on "Grace Like Water." This is my number one and my legacy. I love it almost as much as I love my pug. Almost.

But, of course, I cannot dictate what you read or what you review.

But I will suggest anyway. subliminalmessaging

Love, Fae

P.S. Find Robert Langdon

P.P.S. Sometimes when Ronnie and Nancy were all alone in bed in their big, white house, they liked to pretend they were a bologna sandwhich, with Ronnie being the bologna, and Nancy being the cheese, and the pillows and blanketsbeing the bread and mustard and mayonaise, which always made them feel snuggly and comfy, but most of the time they didn't think about it all that much.

P.P.P.S "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln


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Sunset Villanova Academy by loveepassionx reviews
Capella Beaumont seems like a typical nerd, but there's only one catch: she's dropdead gorgeous. What happens when she starts falling for her best friend, Leo? Love webs like you've never seen them. Sunset Villanova Academy. Love, secrets, and drama. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006
Escape or Some Reasonable Facsimile by ElatedHatred reviews
Escape? I dont really know what it's about. It's your decision I suppose.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
Tide by ElatedHatred reviews
The water is cold tonight
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2005
Mango Milkshakes And Fries with That by Rina-Lyn Bae reviews
COMPLETE! Taya Talon Tiyed who's been blessed with such a name is trying to make her way through a suddenly notsoeasy job, two rivaling lovelifes, and still finding time to have a milkshake and make plenty of comments on her life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
They Say by ElatedHatred reviews
They say I hate you for a lie
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
Greatest Passion by ElatedHatred reviews
Kiss me in the rain...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
Shadow's Dance by ElatedHatred reviews
Read to see.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
My Friend, My Lover by ElatedHatred reviews
We'll slowly kill each other
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005
Chemical Kiss 2 by ElatedHatred reviews
Chemical Kiss, please take me away.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
Propaganda 2 by ElatedHatred
I will control you, get ready for me.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
Sweet by Rina-Lyn Bae reviews
[COMPLETE; Now with Author's Note] Two life-long best friends fall in love. The classic plot with my own twist and touch. [PG for mild language and one sexual scene; note: this was not written w/ chapters, but separated after completion.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003
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Grace Like Water reviews
It's a love story, and it's a hurt story, and it's a life story. Read it. You know you want to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
Tankas reviews
Tankas are a form of Japanese poetry which use a syllable format of 5, 7, 5, 7,7. I put it uner haiku because it was the closest description I could get! These will be updated frequently.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006
Haiku reviews
These are all my haiku. I'm going to keep them in one place so's I can keep them straight!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004
Why I Wouldn't Die for You reviews
Wonder Boy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006
On the Passing of the Divine Four reviews
Four friends decide they don't want to go to class. No reason, they just don't feel like it. Instead, they embark on a mission that will stun the student body and shake the very foundations of their high school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/6/2005
babe corps begins reviews
llamas are fantastical furry creatures
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2006
Wednesday Afternoon
Mile day-fun, fun! Not. A documentation of how we slacked off in PE second term.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 7/16/2005
Watching Over You
Again, very undeep, but sweet. I like it, anyway. Rating due to the fact that some people would consider watching someone sleep creepy and stalkerish.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Wednesday Morning reviews
My friend and I were late for class so we decided we were just going to walk around campus for a little while and finish our coffee. We ended up missing first block completely.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005
The Ransom and Kidnapping of Matthew Edison reviews
Matt is kidnapped by a crazy girl in his geomerty class, and what follows is almost as insane as my own life. You will laugh, Matt will cry. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Tale of Monjaba the AllAround Good Guy
Yeah, I was watching some weird psycho fantasy movie and I was like, "Hey, WTF? All the girls are like PERFECT and it's not FAIR" And then I started noticing all these stupid little imperfect things in the fantasy movies and the product was this. Squeeble
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Published: 5/29/2004
Cabin Fever reviews
A group of teenagers get stuck in class... for the weekend. The story focuses on thier insane attempts to get out of close proximity with each other, with a little bit of romance and a whole lot of randomness. No one's skin comes off while shaving.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete