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Joined 03-07-04, id: 401084
Author has written 23 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Young Adult, Fantasy, Love, Romance, Humor, Life, Supernatural, General, Friendship, Play, Song, Essay, and Sci-Fi.

My name is Jason Linder, and I love to write and share my work with others. I usually write comedies because I am a funny guy. But I'm also trying different writing styles. I also draw my own cartoons (the characters from my story The Crazy Thing Called Love)so if anyone at all is interested in looking at my drawings, ask me and I'll send some for you, I also take requests.

The Crazy Thing Called Love is my major piece, pleaseR & R. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming seqel to The Crazy Thing Called Love. (hint hint. their won't be a sequel if nobody reads the story)

I would also like to add that as of March 20'th I have begun to revise and edit The Crazy Thing Called Love. I have fixed a few mistakes grammer wise and story wise. I also added a few new jokes and explained a few things better. And you will be glad to hear that I also cut down the boring descriptions a bit (It was getting to the point were I was skipping over the descriptions when proofreading my story so they had to go!).And as far as the format, I redid that in the preferred body text format so it's easier to read now.

I would also like to thank my two greates reviewers R.T. michaels, and rain-angel03 Thanks you two! With out your help I probally wouldn't be able to do this.

Just a side note; for a good read check out these otherauthors:

AngelOfMusic3872.BlackOleander 3. CongressSweetie 4. Dream and Write 5. Ecliptic Wolf 6. G C Walton 7. Ganheim 8. HimekoRose 9. InvaderAL 10. JemG 11. PadfootsPaws 12. R.T. michaels(who I am currently editing a story for: The Answer to Life's Questions) 13. rain-angel03 14. RandoMaia 15. Redlyn Hawkins 16. RellaRock 17. Rhiane Raine 18. t h e m u s h r o o m 19. The Art Deco Flamingo(previously Midnight Predator Everyone check out this author. Her work is excellent. And let's all whine at her and try and persuade her to re-post her two masterpieces; "Rose" and "Changing Rose" for some reason she took those two off. They are wonderful stories and I even printed out the entire story Rose. just check her out. you won't be dissapointed.)

To all you people who have me on your favvorites list; I LOVE YOU GUYS!! But... as friends... let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Me and Jamie are co-writing a story together. We posted it and now we need some feedback so we can continue. It's titled "Janie's Diary". Please, we are begging you for your help! I am extremely serious. please please PLEASE sombody R&R Janie's Diary. PLEASE!? I am glad to say that as of now Oct 10, We have recieved a total of 6 reviews for Janie's Diary. Thank you so much faithful reviewers. You have made Jamie very happy, and We plan to write chapter 3 next time we are together.

I am happy to announce that The first chapter of The Crazy Thing Called Love is now complete. This is the final draft and I love it.( I refuse to rewrite it anymore I've been working on chapter one for three years!)Please R& R. It's quite different from the original; the storyline is the same but I added more narriation, more added jokes and Dude has even gotten a personality makeover. please check it out and let me know what you think

Final draft of Chapter 2 coming soon!

~More Cowbell!~Jason

just to note;

Stories I am currently working on ;

1.)the Crazy Thing Called Love Chapter17 (in progress right now)

2.)revisesing Chapter 2 The crazy Thing Called Love,(i thoght i had already done it... oh well I guess i have more work to do)

3.)The Orb (been stuck on it but I will soon break out of my rut!)

4.)Teen Vamp (see above),

5.)Janie's Diary Chapter 3 (Coming Soon!thanks for the reviews!)

6.)Lord of The Ring Tones (It has been buried again... I will find it and complete it!)

Completed stories;

1.)Silent Call

2.)Tire Blowout

3.)my little gaurdian angel

4.)and Several poems that I am too lazy to write down the names of

I will get everything completed faster only if I revieve more reviews so... REVIEW PEOPLE!

And I will get violent If no body doesn't review Janie's Diary... And I am far from kidding here... just review people! Is that too much to ask?! Sheesh. Even though We have recieved reviews...and we want more...MORE MORE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

...Ahem... we appreciate the reviews and hope to hear more from you.

~I gotta have more Cowbell!~

Ps. on a newer note, I just turned 20, and I just recently discovered that I'M GONNA BE A DADDY_ Jamie is now 4 months pregnet with my child and she's due in April! Thought I'd let y'all know!

Homey

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Odd Chances by q is for quirks reviews
Life's an uncertainty... make the most of it. A story about friends, love, and the things that we cannot see.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006
Through The Eyes Of The Rafters by t h e m u s h r o o m reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten. 'Tis okay for a lazy read but not much better. RRR. T for language, mild violence, guns, and blood.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
English Paper by q is for quirks reviews
Multiple genres. You know you have interesting friends when there is global destruction and you aren't one bit surprised. Doodleheimer
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,328 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Answer to Life's Questions by R.T. michaels reviews
Got Questions? we got answers! all you have to do is ask
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
Figuring Out Happiness by q is for quirks reviews
If you think about it...happiness makes no sense.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Adventures of AL by InvaderAL reviews
Alex is a regular 13 year old, until he meets his other hALf... (This aint a slash fic) Funny, romantic, and a must-read for those Split personality types!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Tangled by LibertyLives reviews
{Completed} Ellie Johansen’s life is in total disarray. A hugely important woman in her life has just died, her sister’s dating suspicious guys, and she’s caught in the middle of a virulent love triangle…and she doesn’t even know it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,234 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004
Poprocks & Coke by t h e m u s h r o o m reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, only I like this one so read it as is for now. RRR. T for language, some kissing, some premarital sex, the works.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Until Next Time by Candace Jane reviews
After ten years, I still feel the same way for him I did when we were in middle school. Now, when I tried to tell him...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
The Government is Watching Us All Reownorized by Kallero reviews
Peer into the mind of a raving lunatic consperecist, just like me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003
That Burning Sensation by Rhiane Raine reviews
Ever wonder what it feels like to know that your life would be filled with inevitable pain?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Terror Strike 237: Lockdown by startthedaywithasplash reviews
Currently in development..
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
Imminent Death by Dream and Write reviews
It's so much fun to come up with ways to kill
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004
Love of a Slave by HimekoRose reviews
In a world ruled by demons and humans are slaves. A young prince recieves a young slave that he seems to fall in love with. But how will every thing work out for the two?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Adventures of Eggyman! by RandoMaia reviews
A completely crazy spoof of a ton of comics. Yes, okay, first thing I posted on here. Not all that great, and I'm wayyyy too lazy to revamp it and make it... you know, good. But hopefully it's bit amusing. So... readify?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Christmas Song by RellaRock reviews
Only PG13 mild use of the 'f word'. No boobs, tho. Christmas at my house.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2004
TUNA'S PREY by startthedaywithasplash reviews
Humanity still trembles ever since the invasion of a superior alien force. Now it needs to prepare for the next invasion, but how?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Just Friends? by HimekoRose reviews
A group of friends decide to move in together to get away from their bossy parents. But they have enemy's that could take advantage of the group being away from their parents, they are the closest friend to each other. But how will they survive together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
Tales Of A Screaming Fan Girl by InsaneOleander reviews
This is a story about a girl who met Good Charlotte on a plane, though she was not able to recognize Joel. The story mostly revolves around the fact that she wasn't able to recognize Joel, and basically the stuff that goes on because of that...Really rand
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004
Our Teacher: An Ode to the Gym Teacher by Rb reviews
Every year, my school asks the students to submit entries for the Teacher Recognition Award, which honors teachers for their accomplishments in both teaching and in kids' self-esteem. This is my entry -- written in honor of my gym teacher. ^_-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2002
Doggon: Book I by Gabumon reviews
Ok, I suck at summuries, so, you'll just have to trust me on this. I PROMISE U THIS STORY IS A MST.!!! I post one chap. every week. This is the first in a series. So PLEASE, just R&R cause this fic is to hard to expalain =P
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001
Stare by LibertyLives reviews
{Short Story} When a young and beautiful teenage girl's appearance is destroyed in a fire, who will stick by her without her popularity? Will anyone? Being lonely is something everyone can relate to, so read this!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2001
What The Hell? by beth m reviews
Just my first EVER short story. Rated PG coz of a little language later on. Will only be 2 or 3 chapters long. Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeee review please please do! Coments or critisim is welcome. Flames will keep me warn because July has now turn
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2001 - Published: 7/18/2001
The Four Crystal Shards by star reviews
Four children, created by magic, are sent to Earth to protect it from unseen forces planning their attack. **Chapter Three now up! Please R/R!**
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2001 - Published: 6/24/2001
The Satanic Soccar Match Part 1 by G C Walton reviews
After a failed attempt to steal Evan Parker's soul, the forces of Hell, led by the demonic Mandraggor and the seductive Valerie Dencington plot to redeem their failure by playing a deadly game of soccar, with none other than the Scion's soul as the prize!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2001
Evan's Brush With Death by G C Walton reviews
Evan Parker has always avoided Sherry Good's attempts to kill him, but he couldn't run forever! Now he's dead and has to match wits with Timmy, the Grim Reaper in order to return to his life! Find out what happens in this funny and vulgar short story from
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2001
Crush by Rb reviews
It's sometimes more difficult to be the crushee than the crusher, especially when the crush is unrequited..
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2001
Frightful Decisiom by black-sheep reviews
going away for college,,review,tellme what ya think
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2001
How Do I by DarkFaeryChild reviews
its about loving someone and not being able to tell them you do
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2001
The BattleHawks, part 1: Attack at Correta by Zina reviews
The beginning of my story, the BattleHawks. See title. Please r/r. I'll be happy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2001 - Published: 2/3/2001
To My Special Girl by SimonLozano reviews
I wrote this for my Love
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2000
Coloring Out of the Lines by RayRayChic reviews
I wrote it for school and decided to post it up here for some odd reason that I don't even know. It's about a troubled kid seeing the school psychologist. Please r/r!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2000
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Virus reviews
In the year 3050 people are more dependent on computers and technooglogy mor ethan ever... but what happens when all technology fails? complete
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Crazy Thing Called Love reviews
A story about a hopless romantic, who falls in love at first sight with a girl and is too shy to ask her out. with help from his friends however... ch 27Revised ch2 under construction and up to ch.16 posted
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004
The Perfect woman reviews
this was just an essay I wrote for speech last year. I should update it seeing that now we are going to have a child together. This is just exactly what I think about the love of my life.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Silent call reviews
Chad was a cool guy, and Katrina was a very shy girl who never speaks. When Chad's prom date cancels on him, he decides to ask Katrina, but she's too shy to ask out. complete
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
The Lord of the RingTones reviews
This was originally going to be chapter ten of the crazy thing called love. But it got longeer and longer and it had potential enough to survive as a short story. R/R please.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Person I really Am reviews
This Is a song I wrote as a result of listening to Linkin Park too much
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Janie's Diary reviews
Thsi is actually a story that my girlfriend Jamie wrote. It was her idea and i cowrote it with her. I would like to tell you what it is about but i don't enen know yet!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/14/2005
Tire Blowout! reviews
Joe has finally gotten his licence, and is taking his friends to the mall. But on the way, a tire blows. And no one knows how to change it... PG for comic violence
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Memories of Love reviews
I was going to submit this piece later, but I just had to do it now. This is a story about...Joe's love life before he met Amy. The love life of Joe and Melody are revealed here, (this piece will be an important thing a little later from now, wink wink)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
Teen Vamp reviews
A story of a teenage Vampire and the problems she has to deal with. rated pg13 for some language, scary theatrical themes and partial sensuality
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Girl for me reviews
This is probally the most moving poetry I have ever written, It is about me and my sweet loving girlfriend
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Homey, This is Just to Say reviews
A very Personal Love poem written by... Rose Gardan!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Pelicans Fly Around My House reviews
This would be just an odd poem I wrote in creative writhing
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Nintendo Gamecube reviews
A poem dedicated to the greastet invention sinse the Nintendo Entertainment System
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
The orb reviews
A story of a twenty one year old girl who discovers that she is from another world and travels there with a mysterious stranger that claims he knows about her and her long forgotten past life, and a floating orb that can talk, to battle an evil shadow cre
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
My witch craft magic reviews
This poem was based on a picture I drew of a female witch with wings. so if it doesn't make a lot of sense, sorry.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
Life Sentance
This is a poem I wrote in Creative Writing. The first line was a writing prompt. This isn't by best work however
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Late Triumph reviews
This is not my best work, for those who are confused, I was playing Floor Hockey in Gym when I wrote this
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
HOMEY reviews
Look for the secret message in this amusing poem. R & R and tell me if you found it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Great Bay Shrine
ahh, what better way to relax than writing a tribute to the Legend of Zelda? Please R & R Read and Respond, not Rest and Relax although you could relax if you want.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Don't leave me reviews
This is a poem I wrote when I thought my girlfriend was goin g to leave me one day
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Pure of Heart reviews
This is a poem I wrote based of Kingdom Hearts for PS2
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
My little guardian Angel reviews
This is just a nice little short story I wrote for creative Writing. Please R & Rcomplete
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete