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Joined 03-08-04, id: 401257, Profile Updated: 06-30-14
Author has written 8 stories for General, Young Adult, and Romance.

Seymour is my current baby on this profile, but I'm now also working collaboratively as part of cybersheep with Senatorblitz and hatetohope, who are amazing sparkly writers and humans. If you like the stuff I've got here, check out the stuff we've got there :)

My profile pic's Seymour. I sort of suck at computer drawing, but I'm trying to get better, so if you'd like me to attempt anything, send me a PM :)

Come tumble with me! http://faerie-gumdrops.tumblr.com/

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You're the Sick One by Cheddar and Graham reviews
You think you have problems? Try having your body freeze up (literally!) at inconvenient times. And then add a roommate with a loose definition of the word 'molest'. [Slash. Rated M for the usual reasons, but it's not graphic/violent/gory. The smut appears after chp 5; chps marked with (!) are particularly 'bad'. And yes, there is actually a plot under the naughty bits. Really.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,103 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/24/2014
A Series of Incorrigible Gentlemen by SenatorBlitz reviews
Some superheros fight crime. Other superheros save worlds. And some save girls from crappy relationships so that they can date them. Wait...what? Contains M/F & Slash, M/M. Rated for language and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,188 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/9
Carnations' Wake by Jitterbug Blues reviews
The last thing an assassin expects to find in the lonely hills of rural Scotland is a coffin in the ruins of a castle, housing a sleeping knight. Nor does he expect that one good deed will throw his life into jeopardy, and that his fate will be intertwined in a 700-year-old tale of valor and redemption. / slash (M/M)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 261,608 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Loreley Island by m. b. whitlock reviews
Clay's attraction to the mysterious Stella may destroy him. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013
Soma by cybersheep reviews
Twitchy, ailing Col is tasked with kidnapping a corpse-hoarding waiter, Molly, who may or may not be clinically insane—all while avoiding being turned into human talcum powder by an ambiguous violinist dead-set on revenge. Slash (M/M). Rated for language, violence, and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013
Bellmaker by IAmButAWindow reviews
He was born to make bells. He was trained to fight wars. But he only wants to find peace. Triv returns to his home after thirteen bitter years abroad, hoping to follow in his deceased father's footsteps. His dreams once again shatter as he finds himself wrapped up in the struggle between a beautiful princess, and the slave of a celestial being. I'MAWINDOW! :D
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,041 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014
Just a Tool by alltheeagles reviews
His smile had reassured me, though I should have known better than to trust him. And now there is only pain. It's in every cell and every fibre. I am on fire. But I can't move can't run can't fight. I can only scream. "I know it's hard," he'd whispered to me, "but if you can endure this... you can be free." I understand now. Death is the final freedom. [Full summary inside]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,996 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013
Seriously? by Cheddar and Graham reviews
Collection of silly pieces. Well, ok, one story does not make a collection, but I'll update as and when I get inspired. Consider this complete... ly in progress. Oh, and by the way, things could get a little naughty/iffy, so, um, y'know... don't read it if you shouldn't. Anyway, this first story is about an experiment on how body parts fit together with other body parts.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Complete
Until We Go by The Smile Machine reviews
With a voice that slays millions of fangirls worldwide and an ego that can be seen from outer space, Ander North is not somebody Reverie wants to know. And now he's saying that she owns his soul? Somebody lucked out on the soul mate lottery, but it definitely wasn't her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,661 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014
Adam and Evan II: Evan and Hell by SenatorBlitz reviews
Our favorite shut-in is back and trying to get the hang of making friends, a long distance relationship, professional nudie photography, and, of course, not turning into a melted puddle in the sunlight...rated for language and smut. Slash M/M XD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013
Control by Cordelia Kingsbridge reviews
When Control agent Joaquin Castillo finds himself unintentionally bound to a brainwashed sex slave, he vows to restore the boy's memories and set him free. Then he discovers the boy's true identity, and everything goes straight to hell. (Slash.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
The Queen of the Dawn by m. b. whitlock reviews
Cursed by the Queen of the Dawn with impossible desire, Prince Hal of the Green Isles will risk the most precious thing of all, his honor, on a quest to find the edge of the world and the secret of immortality.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,373 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013
8 am to 3 pm by SenatorBlitz reviews
Meet Stephen Elliot, the thug prince, magnificent and violent is he. Stephen has three simple rules: never get involved, never fall in love, and never have a drink with a Man United fan. He's pretty good at keeping these rules…until he meets Austen. M/M, Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013
Edgeport (Nick Tate, Book 1) by thenutrunningthenuthouse reviews
In a small Colorado town, the young chief of police attempts to juggle closing old wounds, falling in love with a new schoolteacher, and cleaning up his rich twerp reputation as the body of his best friend is found in pieces on the Fourth of July. - story removed -
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Holy the Dark by lookingwest reviews
2013 SKoW nominated for Best Het and Most Creative Plot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013
Like Eiderdown & Disendowers by Whirlymerle reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,451 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Jinxing Remy by Lulu the Llama reviews
Remy has issues, sure, but nothing compared to what happens when he becomes known on the streets as the biggest and baddest mofo around, all due to a misunderstanding. So what's he to do when a REAL violent thug comes barging into his life, ready to beat him into slush in order to take his status? SLASH -COMPLETE! (SKoW Winner)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Adam and Evan by SenatorBlitz reviews
When you're a 16-year old shut-in with a deadly skin allergy and the communication skills of a rock, things like handsome devils dropping into your bedroom in the middle of the night might take a little bit of getting used to. Okay a lot of getting used to...Rated for language and smut. XD. Slash, M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,277 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Johnny & Mary by citrus scented reviews
Living proof that love can be found in the strangest of people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Sweet wrappers and condom cases by citrus scented reviews
where the hell am I?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006
Outcasts by Cutlass reviews
Tired of all the fantasy stories about elves, faeries, and vampires? Want to read a story that doesn't involve a group of people saving the world? Then try this action-packed, character-driven, wryly humorous piece about Strife, Edge, and Siren.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 150,778 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
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Biting Bullets reviews
Seymour is an expert in killing time, and wants nothing more than to hang out with his cat, eat chalk, and occasionally fantasise about dirty sex with his bastard ex-boyfriend. Ira is an expert in killing people, and all he wants is Seymour. Slash (M/M). Explicit smut, swearing, and violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 6/8/2014
Benny's Birdcage reviews
Von loves Benny, Benny loves the bird, and the bird loves the cage. Mature themes and general weirdness. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Genevieve reviews
Pip finds a pretty on the beach. A naked French pretty on the beach. A naked French pretty on the beach with a girlfriend from space. Slow clap, Pippin. M/M, smut, naughty words.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Complete
Skeleton City reviews
Seems like everyone round here is just waiting for something.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Away With Jenny Wren reviews
Mikey was in love and it killed him-a big bang and my best friend was blood and memories. Now, the new girl is flashing her star-spangled knickers at me as I look down the barrel of a fairy's gun. I guess the only thing to do is enjoy the ride - REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
RNA's Bony Arse reviews
He's an uber-nerd obsessed with biochemistry and collectables. She's a vain wannabe prep with a wardrobe full of issues. When you have nothing but 99.9% of your genome in common with the girl you love, how are you to convince her to love you? - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
The Obsession with Jack reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Kiss Chase reviews
A collection of one shots about different sorts of love and apathy. Sometimes it aches until you're sick with it, and life would be easier without it. Sometimes it's just not there when it should be, and all you can do is pretend that it is - REMOVED
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005