Author has written 2 stories for General.
Location: east coast U.S.
Favorite School Quotes:
“Lauren, what’s your name?” – Alex
Mrs. O: I’ve heard that when people are buried, they put horns in the coffin, so that if the people aren’t really dead, they can blow the horns and people can dig them up . . .
Mrs. R: Pick a number from 1 to 7.
“Panda bears aren’t really bears – they’re monkeys.” – Jessica
“Wait, which comes first, ‘V’ or ‘W’?” – Tori, a regular genius
“Uh . . . ‘W’ comes first!” – Jackie, another genius
“My leg’s gone dumb.” – Chad
“You’re lying. I can see it in your ear.” – Abhay
Jill: What are the Northern Lights?
Nicole: Can I sue the guy who invented math?
Mr. A’s quote of the day: Rattlesnakes don’t commit suicide.
“The score is 10 to 20. Only 15 more to go!” – Katie’s brilliant math skills
“Henry Ford was a great actor who starred in Indiana Jones.” – Nicole’s research paper
“Due to cancellation, the after-school band rehearsal has been cancelled.” – Dan
“All history majors are old and have beards. Even the women.” – Mr. A
Mr. C: What came before Janet Jackson?
Sourav: Brian, are you crazy?
"Here's a good trivia question! What is Ernest's first name?" – Ernest
"I'm so sorry your goldfish . . . drowned." – Miss K
Nick: He attacked me with a wooden hockey stick! Like, made out of real wood from trees . . .
Mr. C: Special Kay, what do you think of when I say Greece?
Lauren: It's raining and snowing outside!
"Are those flowers or popcorn?" – James
"Tyler, did you just say that lambs are minerals?" – Rob
"I took two showers yesterday - one last night and one this morning." – Brian M.
"My dad got into an accident on accident." – Brian H.
"Did they catch the suicide bomber yet?" – Joe
From Fire to Water - story . removed
When the Rain Falls - songfic . removed
The Elements of Eternity - series . removed
Nightmare - poem . removed
Everything has been taken down except for the first chapter (or two) of my two stories. I've recently become aware of some plagiarism issues regarding another author here on fictionpress, and while I'm not deluded enough to think that I'm even remotely talented enough for people to be stealing from me, I'm not taking any chances. Sorry, guys, and thanks for sticking with me.