Name: Aria

Location: east coast U.S.

Favorite books:
1) Violet Eyes & Silver Eyes by Nicole Luiken
2) His Dark Materials Series by Philip Pullman
3) The Seer and the Sword by Victoria Hanley
4) Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
5) The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Element: wind

Favorite School Quotes:

“Lauren, what’s your name?” – Alex

Mrs. O: I’ve heard that when people are buried, they put horns in the coffin, so that if the people aren’t really dead, they can blow the horns and people can dig them up . . .
Zack: But how do they know which grave it’s coming from?

Mrs. R: Pick a number from 1 to 7.
Chad: Um, 8?

“Panda bears aren’t really bears – they’re monkeys.” – Jessica

“Wait, which comes first, ‘V’ or ‘W’?” – Tori, a regular genius

“Uh . . . ‘W’ comes first!” – Jackie, another genius

“My leg’s gone dumb.” – Chad

“You’re lying. I can see it in your ear.” – Abhay

Jill: What are the Northern Lights?
Brandon: Well . . . they come from the north . . .

Nicole: Can I sue the guy who invented math?
Kevin: He’s long dead, Nicole.
Nicole: Well . . . can I sue his ancestors?
Kevin: They’re even deader than he is.
Nicole: But . . . can’t I still sue them?

Mr. A’s quote of the day: Rattlesnakes don’t commit suicide.
Adrian: Yes they do! They might bite their tongues!

“The score is 10 to 20. Only 15 more to go!” – Katie’s brilliant math skills

“Henry Ford was a great actor who starred in Indiana Jones.” – Nicole’s research paper

“Due to cancellation, the after-school band rehearsal has been cancelled.” – Dan

“All history majors are old and have beards. Even the women.” – Mr. A

Mr. C: What came before Janet Jackson?
Brian S: Michael Jackson.

Sourav: Brian, are you crazy?
Brian M: Sourav, are you a weasel?

"Here's a good trivia question! What is Ernest's first name?" – Ernest

"I'm so sorry your goldfish . . . drowned." – Miss K

Nick: He attacked me with a wooden hockey stick! Like, made out of real wood from trees . . .
Alyssia: As opposed to wood that's not made from trees?
Nick: Well . . . there could be artificial wood . . .
Me: There's such thing as artificial wood?
Nick: Okay . . . I'll just shut up now . . .

Mr. C: Special Kay, what do you think of when I say Greece?
Joe: The movie.

Lauren: It's raining and snowing outside!
Emily: It's all slushy.
Me: It's slushing!
Emily: It's rowing!
Michelle: It's snaining!
Lauren: Um . . . it's called sleet.

"Are those flowers or popcorn?" – James

"Tyler, did you just say that lambs are minerals?" – Rob

"I took two showers yesterday - one last night and one this morning." – Brian M.

"My dad got into an accident on accident." – Brian H.

"Did they catch the suicide bomber yet?" – Joe

Story Stats:

From Fire to Water - story . removed

When the Rain Falls - songfic . removed

The Elements of Eternity - series . removed

Nightmare - poem . removed

5/21/09

Everything has been taken down except for the first chapter (or two) of my two stories. I've recently become aware of some plagiarism issues regarding another author here on fictionpress, and while I'm not deluded enough to think that I'm even remotely talented enough for people to be stealing from me, I'm not taking any chances. Sorry, guys, and thanks for sticking with me.