Jackie-Obie
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Joined 03-10-04, id: 401732
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Love, Humor, War, General, and Essay.
Hey what's up fellow fiction-ers!!! Here's just a lil bit about me.

Name: Jackie-Obie (YEAH!) (some other guy took Jackie-O... ToT)
Gender: Female
Age: 13...ish
Hair: Blonde (please don't call me blondie... thank you... purrrrr)
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'4"
Weight: STALKERS!! GET OUT!!! Well.. on the moon i'd weigh 16lbs...
Hobbies/Fun Stuff ta Doo: Rollerskating, biking, writing, chatting, video games, flirtin ^_~
Favorite games: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga (that game is fuuuuun!)/anything else that has to do with Mario, Yoshi, or Banjo-Kazooie(except the Game Boy Advance one...blech XP)
Other stuff: Um... I'm Jackie-Obie... yeah

What else to put... R&R my fics please! If you do I'll R&R one of yours (one day...) ^-^

Yes people I AM the same Jackie-Obie as on fanfiction.net. HA!

About my alter ego: As some of you may have noticed, I refer to my alter ego a lot. A lot of you, including my alter ego, are probably wondering why.
I say simply that imaginary people should be able to express their opinions too! :D :D :D

TTFN!
~Jackie-Obie

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Random Sketches by JWMP reviews
A series of completely random sketches making no sense. BLACKJACK - Ted tries to teach his friend Mort about blackjack. A NEW RANDOM SKETCH! HOME OVERGROWN - Harold is getting kicked out of his parents house and at 30 years old, he's reluctant to let go.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
The Life of Megaparsec, In Megaparsec's Own Words by Megaparsec reviews
My crazy, somewhat eclectic life in my words, not those of the people running it. R&R please, first fic on FictionPress!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
To the Point of Destruction by Dream and Write reviews
A teenage account on emotions
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003
Life Is Too Short by Sarasvati48 reviews
Yeah, I know you all have probably heard that a million times...usually when someone is trying to convince you to streak during an assembly or send text-messages to 911... But anyway. Here is my guide for adding more excitement to your life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Random Mental Thoughts From My Head by FireChainsaw reviews
An ongoing record of the dribble that clutters my mind; new chapters added sporadically.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
Things That Piss Me Off by Sarasvati48 reviews
I'm working on my anger issues...really, I am. This is just my alternative to complaining to everyone who gives me the chance-or provokes me, for that matter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
The Kiss or How to Get Rid of a Personal Stalker by annakas reviews
My younger sister is a prep, I have a stalker and I really need to get rid of her. pre-slash / shounen-ai
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
Schoole Blooze by Moldy Ol' Muffin reviews
Middle School Blues.. the Traverse of Teenhood
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
the anna and alexis big book of stupid stuff by Fallen-Love-Angel reviews
a thing about stupid stuff R&R PLEASE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
The Hunt of the Werewolf by Sarcasto Chick reviews
A werewolf story with a Twilight Zone like bit at the end... at any rate, an odd peice by me.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004
Irish Drinking Song by Bragi reviews
Pick a tune, fake an Irish accent, and sing along! Note: This song is best performed in the company of a breakdancing leprechaun.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2004
The 5 Minute Stories by Shadow of a Doubt reviews
I decided to have some fun since i was bored. I got a friend to give me a random subject, setting, and the first sentence in the story, then i wrote it, if you want to do the same as my friend then tell me in your review
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
When the Doorbell Knocks by ZweiAmerikanische reviews
Justin's the Jock. Perdy is the beautiful one. Iyama's the geek. And Nathan is the freaky Goth. When these people pair together to see who's talking Teen-Dream Perdy, they end up finding themselves in halarious perdicaments.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Panic Button by Wasa Chu reviews
Woe to the stereotypical date. If you thought asking someone out was stressful, wait till you read this!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Dad thank you for the DNA by E Chiove reviews
Dad thank you for the DNA - Mom thank you for the love. (All reviews welcome - even if it's just a number 1 through 10. Thank you)
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
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Angry Rants reviews
There are so many things that disgust me... Wanna hear me complain about them?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Random Poemfulness reviews
A collection of weird, short poems I add on to when I'm bored. Ch. 4 up!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
Fun with AOL CDs reviews
Fun things to do with AOL CDs, or any other metallic round object you can grasp.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004
Quotes from da Hood reviews
The title sums it up. Read for laffs!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
Fun with Solicitors reviews
Are you sick of annoying solicitors always calling you, faxing you, coming to your door, etc? Read for ways to get them back!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004
The Attack of the Midgets reviews
The Midgets are up to no good. So un-good that it is Evil... PG evil! R&R please! -Ch. 6 uppers- {yay}
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Underground reviews
Uh... I got this from a horror story of someone trapped underground. I had to write it for an English assignment, so yah, it might suck a little.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
Die a Different Way reviews
The sad story of a girl whose brother dies in the Vietnam War.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2004
Bob reviews
A cute lil poem I wrote a few years ago about my parakeet, Bob. I won a poetry contest with it... mainly because I was the only one that entered. Ha. R&R please, for the sake of Bob!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/14/2004
Where's the Love, People! reviews
You never know how much power you might have over someone else's life. R&R please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/13/2004