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Joined 03-12-04, id: 401966, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
Author has written 12 stories for Haiku, and Humor.

Bio Last Updated: July 2009

Girl. Sarcastic. Gamer. Loves writing comical Haikus and poems about the trials of everyday life. Anime, sushi, and PC games are her faves. Despises poorly written fanfiction, Republicans, and the cubicle she spends 8 hours a day in.

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Leave without pay reviews
90 percent of my time at work is spent on the internet, 5 percent of my time is spent pretending to do work, 3 percent of my time is spent taking 15 minute bathroom breaks, and 2 percent of my time is spent completing actual work.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
The joys of public transportation reviews
Come on man! Do you really think I don't notice your hand moving around under the jacket you strategically placed over your lap? At least go to the back of the bus. And don't forget to take that girlie mag with you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
I enjoy wasting company time reviews
It's just ridiculous how much time I spend on the internet while at work. And sometimes not even out of my own freewill! What the hell am I suppose to do if I finish an entire days work within the span of one, maybe two hours?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Evil Panties reviews
If I had just done my laundry; I wouldn't be suffering at the hands of the evil panties.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005
I'm not your fucking sweetie reviews
I really wish my boss would stop calling me sweetie. But instead of voicing my concern to him, i've decided to make light of my sexual harrassment by creating a haiku. Figures...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/9/2005
Not Optional reviews
I deserve foreplay. Especially after that 3 minutes and 45 seconds you called "sex".
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
Office Life reviews
I'd spit in your coffee. But that's such a cliche.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005
Argument reviews
It wasn't my fault. I'm serious!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005
Wage Slave reviews
If being employed is wrong, I don't wanna' be right.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
Ohsoemo reviews
Now every girl with a pair of horn-rimmed glasses thinks she's emo. Is it that easy?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/7/2005
Hello Moto reviews
There is nothing better than a new cell phone. Nothing.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005
Elevator reviews
Elevator doors are not a laughing matter.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005
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