Oh, you found me.

read an existentialist's breakfast. it's tragic that it's not cliche. oh horrors.

interpreting you could do with some continuation. it'll come eventually.

or perhaps my life in one sentence is what you fancy most. written first and terrible at that. it's a mirror i cannot fix.

i would, however, most definitely read the storybook of strange. for its spine-tingling strangeness and oddities are those that only you can explain. dare to enter the land of truthful lies.

legend of the laundromat queen is still on the back burner, simmering. don't worry dears. you'll find out who the adorable pixie is behind the striped socks. just you wait and see.

phenomena is inspired by a song. feminism at its finest. but pretty boys with blue eyes and the past come to haunt this defiant spirit.

or if delinquency is your favourite pastime then definitely take a gander at the least successful human cannonball. still a quirky destruction in progress. but i think you'll find yourself rather fond of it.

news: the news...is that there is no news. my brain is a bubble floating in outer space. sending pages of words back to me in a language i cannot decipher. one day there will be a deluge of endings...one day...until then read on.