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Joined 03-16-04, id: 402736, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 26 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, Young Adult, Humor, General, and Horror.

Oh, you found me.

read an existentialist's breakfast. it's tragic that it's not cliche. oh horrors.

interpreting you could do with some continuation. it'll come eventually.

or perhaps my life in one sentence is what you fancy most. written first and terrible at that. it's a mirror i cannot fix.

i would, however, most definitely read the storybook of strange. for its spine-tingling strangeness and oddities are those that only you can explain. dare to enter the land of truthful lies.

legend of the laundromat queen is still on the back burner, simmering. don't worry dears. you'll find out who the adorable pixie is behind the striped socks. just you wait and see.

phenomena is inspired by a song. feminism at its finest. but pretty boys with blue eyes and the past come to haunt this defiant spirit.

or if delinquency is your favourite pastime then definitely take a gander at the least successful human cannonball. still a quirky destruction in progress. but i think you'll find yourself rather fond of it.

news: the news...is that there is no news. my brain is a bubble floating in outer space. sending pages of words back to me in a language i cannot decipher. one day there will be a deluge of endings...one day...until then read on.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Suddenly Slowly by ithinkimae reviews
"I think I love you, Hal." He said lackadaisically. I pushed his hands off my shoulders. I couldn't listen to his nonsense and it didn't help that I let him act this way with me. "You need help Gavin. Plus, you're drunk." This was too much for a girl to handle so late at night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2005
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Chemistry Cacophony by ithinkimae reviews
To Mae, a relationship should be as simple as a basic chem equation. She finds out the hard way that the laws of attraction don’t always sound quite right.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,642 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Johnny & Mary by citrus scented reviews
Living proof that love can be found in the strangest of people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
A Boy Brushed Red by pineapples reviews
Scott Fillman plows through girls faster than Brad Pitt on a good day. Lex McNeely, his beloved best friend, hasn't had a boyfriend in two years. Friendship is always ruined when you add romance into the equation.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,165 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
And All That Grown Up Stuff by Redd reviews
She'd never again look at him as Charlie, her best friend in the world. Charlie, the guy none of her otherwise perfect boyfriends could compare to. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005
Black Coffee by FireBringer reviews
He was an uncomplicated boy who just happened to infuriate her. She was bitter, twisted and only wanted sex from him. So what does he do? Falls in love with her...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Speak No Evil by dust2dust reviews
Words can hurt people, tear them to shreds... so she simply won't speak...final chapter is up (short chapter, yes, i know)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Masquerade by strapaid reviews
Belinda meets Devin, a charming thief, at a masquerade party, but the host doesn't like being robbed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2003
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Your Cat Is Dead reviews
She considered sending him a text message, but perhaps it was too cold. "Your cat is dead, come take care of the mess" did see rather heartless. Grudgingly she dialed the oh-so familiar number that was his...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
The Least Successful Human Cannonball reviews
Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008
Thor reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Legend of the Laundromat Queen reviews
The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Phenomena reviews
She's something like a phenomena: strong, defiant, what her Mother taught her to be. He will never understand her. [rated for language and sexual content]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
An Existentialist's Breakfast reviews
We ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it first
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006
Quest for the Quiche reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
I Hate Everyone reviews
[4 Part] Hate in four parts. Come now, you say. It's not possible to hate everyone. Oh but it is, especially when it all started with a boy. And now someone's back to try and fix it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
The Storybook of Strange reviews
Halloween never seemed so strange. A story you should never read just before bed...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
Fate and Laundry Soap reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Holding Glass reviews
So precious, so fragile. Life will never be the same.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Interpreting You reviews
Wednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,458 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005
Oz reviews
She blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Play Until Your Fingers Bleed reviews
Play until your fingers bleed. So I did.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Scientist reviews
It was the scenic atmosphere mixed with an explosive pairing of chemistry which ultimately produced...well, the obvious.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
This Thing Called Ordinary reviews
.you're still the scared little boy. and i'm the queen of unsurity. what a morose pair we make. let's look in the mirror and finally tell ourselves the truth.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
The Was That Wasn't Anymore reviews
You never know when it's going to end. Or maybe you just don't want to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
First Day of My Life reviews
Based on the song by Bright Eyes. It's autumn, a day where life is a strange new adventure...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Guardian of the Punch Bowl reviews
Every Valentine's Day she could be seen sitting not 2 feet away from the punch bowl, alone. She hated it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Caution: Wet Floors reviews
A verbally abused girlfriend finally snaps and is left with a puddle. Short story about chauvinistic men:
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
Ophelia reviews
Paint her face an inchthick... How long before the masks become too much?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Nixamour reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004
Juxtapose reviews
Terribly written from an old English class long ago. Not worth your time, really.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Edge of the Earth reviews
Written as a tribute to the style of Sylvia Plath
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004
Dr Suess II: Flying Pigs and Green Lions reviews
What happens when you have too much time on your hands...well...this...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete