Arael the 15th
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Joined 03-19-04, id: 403183
Author has written 50 stories for Love, Essay, Spiritual, Politics, Song, Fantasy, Religion, Humor, War, Nature, and Mythology.

My true name is unimportant.

What is important is to know that my essays all become out-dated at one point or another as my mind is still growing and accepting new ideas even as we speak. Bear this in mind before you decide to flame me for sounding like a blowhard.

I am a socialist that accepts communism and capitalism as well, depending on how efficiently they are done. In the end, as long as it is executed ideally, either system is fine with me.

I am a counter-cultuist, so be prepared to read anti-American songs that I have written. Also, I am an agnostic with atheistic tendencies, though I my best to suppress them, so be prepared for a little God-bashing as well.

My poetry is mostly counter-culture and love poems, though I am writing more in different subjects with my poetry in different rhymes and rhythms.

And for the record, I do not tolerate opinionated and useless flames, though this doesn't mean that I hate all flames; sometimes the best reviews are the harshest ones.

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Portrait Of A Writer by Theory Of The 4th Dimension reviews
This one was a little frustrating to finish, but here are my confessions of being a writer, but most of all as a human being.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/2/2005
Philosophy by Alucard reviews
Basically a collection of my thoughts, ideas, and perceptions on a variety of topics.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
The History of Werr by Masked Coconut reviews
The word 'werr' is spreading like wildfire throughout... er... well, it's spreading, at least. What does it mean, and where did it come from? Has the author finally snapped? Will part two every be written? No one really knows for sure...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004
Project Season by Sam Francis reviews
And the Hunt begins...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
I'm Nobody by FreeCheshire reviews
Essay for an English class on the topic, "If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why"
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2004
Ten by Evil Eric reviews
A "modern interpretation" of the Ten Commandments. Also known as "The Ten-Step Program for How to Hate God."
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2004
Right Or Wrong by Adirmes reviews
A short essay I wrote whilst studying ethics in religion class
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Feardom by pixelatedbunnies reviews
Read if you dare!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004
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Cowboy reviews
Tribute to Thor, the Norse cowboy
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006
Consumation reviews
The night that changed our relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006
Existentialism and Faith reviews
A brief reflection on dealing with the 'Which Faith Is Right" debate.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006
So I Write, and Write, and Write reviews
For those hopeless romantics like me; guys and gals alike.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006
Ode to Odin reviews
A poem I blotted to the All-Father.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Imagine reviews
Modern, serious parody to John Lennon's song "Imagine."
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006
Songs of the Tavern reviews
A series of songs I'm creating, all in the spirit of European pub songs. Warning: course language and sexual themes.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005
Dream Inferred
A dream I had. The second dream I have ever had about my gods.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 6/25/2006
Releasing Thor reviews
A modern Asatru epic in progress. A young man of America must free Thor to re-imprison Loki.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
An Asatru Meal Blessing
A meal blessing I made up.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 4/12/2006
An Asatruar's Blessing reviews
Self-made blessing for Asatru
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006
An Epithet of Balder reviews
Good reading, whether you're an Asatruar or not.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006
I Want to Live! reviews
My ballad of how I came to be an Asatruar
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006
From Christ to Darwin to Thor reviews
It certainly is amazing how one's spirituality can twist and turn...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006
Die Legende des Baron reviews
This is the story of a long-fogotten hero of Germany, who died on the fronts in 1917
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006
Angela, Can You Hear Me? reviews
A sort of plea to my dream girl, whever she is out there...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Mustache Manifesto reviews
"Give me a man that has a bald face and no self-respect, and I'll give you that man with a mustache and more self-worth than the Kaizer." -The Baron
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2006
A Red's Song reviews
Sung to the tune of the Russian Red Army Choir's
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006
A Note on the Red Dawn and Events That May Be reviews
To my brothers in arms, united under the Scarlet Banner, this is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
You're a Red reviews
Sometimes, you have to just say it out loud.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006
The Calling of the House of Phisto
My attempt at Nostradomian poetry, a fictitious idea of how history could flow for man...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 713 - Published: 12/27/2005
Ode to Justice
A song of rebellion and justice. Sung to the tune of the fourth movement of Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 11/3/2005
The Onyx and Alabaster Titan
A continuation of the Orca theme of my previous songs 'Kasatka' and 'A Message to Lynx and Lamb of Prussian Blue.'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 11/1/2005
Welcome to the USSR reviews
A funny look at the brief history of the USSR based off the feel of Five Iron Frenzy's song 'O Canada'. Mild swearing.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2005
The Maiden of the Town
An old cliche for bards' stories, but,I just felt like doing it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Published: 10/31/2005
A Message to Lynx and Lamb of 'Prussian Blue' reviews
If you two are here, you might want to read what this 'Mud' Jew has to say.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005
What's YOUR Excuse? reviews
Much lunacy and cookiness. First attempt at a humor poem (I'm no n00b, though)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005
Return, Father reviews
A plea to the father of the revolution...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/19/2005
Kasatka reviews
See how many symbols you can find in this. A cookie goes out to the first conservative that bashes me for LEGIT reasons
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2005
Te Amo: Autumn Edition
One of four sets of five poems on love throughout the seasons.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 354 - Published: 10/3/2005
Amae reviews
A series of poems written of love. Based off of personal experience.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005
A Challange to the Religious of the World reviews
I encourage you to read if you seek a challange toward your beliefs and customs.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2005
An Atheist's Retort reviews
A song for the Atheists.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005
Something to Chew On
Title says it all. Geoffery Chaucer meets George Carlin
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Published: 8/3/2005
Sorrow of a Warrior's Eternity reviews
The lament of an unbeaten warrior
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005
God Bless America reviews
The glorious truth of our nation
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
Public Service Announcement: Patriotism reviews
How to be patriotic, told in the fashion of a 1950s after-school special.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005
War on Arrognace reviews
A summary of America's state
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005
I Want
A desire of mine.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 7/5/2005
Manifesto of the Retributionists reviews
A movement. A cause. An idea.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/2/2005
The Dark Side of Secrecy
Is secrecy a good thing?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Published: 5/24/2005
Motherland reviews
A song to the Reds of America
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005
Arael's Inferno reviews
What is Hell?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
The Perks of an Orwellian Society reviews
Can it work? Of course it can! (satire)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005
Patria
What makes a country great?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Published: 1/25/2005
Quod Fidei Est: Translatio Secunda reviews
For those offended by 'Quod Fidei Est', this is to show you that even a stubborn ass can change.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2004
Opinari reviews
Rants, opinions, and opinions on opinionation. I was inspired to right this spontaneously...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004
Divina Retributio reviews
The Catholics believe in the existence of Seven Deadly Sins, but, are they truly sins?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Quod Fidei Est reviews
What is faith? And is it worth it?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/19/2004
Valentine reviews
I understand I'm a month late with this entry, but I just recently opened an account here. A short poem on relationships and love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2004