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Joined 03-22-04, id: 403728, Profile Updated: 09-16-09
Author has written 2 stories for Life, and Humor.

My name is Shannon and I'm completely insane. You wouldn't know it, just by meeting me, but seriously, take my word when I say I am totally off my rockers. I'm cukoo, I'm loco, I'm a giant wet slipper. But aside from that, I guess you can say I'm just an average girl. But that's what all the loonies say, don't they? Give you a sense of security, 'Oh, yeah, I have chores too, and sometimes I feel like painting the bottom of my feet purple. I'm normal.' And then BAM! They pop out with super radioactive rubber chickens and start cackling mady...at least in my experience. Anyways, I'm not really normal. But you can't tell I'm strange, not unless you know me real well, which is a dangerous endeavor all on its own. I love to write. What's a crazy gal like me to do with all her creative energy? Rock scultping? Nah, I'm not real trustworthy around sharp point chisels and the like. Anyways, that's me and my life in a nut shell.

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The Good Ones by parisi reviews
"It burns," I rasped. "It's cheap shit," he admitted, "but it gets the job done." I nodded, understanding enough of the concept to decide that I had a job that needed doing as well. I took another swallow, this time managing not to come up sputtering. It still burned like a bitch, but a little bit less this time. Who knows, maybe life burns a little bit less with time too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6871 - Favs: 3,529 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
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When Boy Met Rock reviews
A confused kid with a very snarky rock.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004
Paper Bag reviews
Alone and hiding
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004
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