Proh Crepitus
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Joined 03-24-04, id: 404198
Author has written 27 stories for Fantasy, Love, Friendship, Song, Life, Humor, Religion, School, Family, War, and Young Adult.

Well hewwo!! Li-chan here. In case you're wondering, "Proh Crepitus" is Latin for "oh snap!". At least according to Jesse... Aaaanyway, please visit
A) Moroni of the Mount of Ro
B) AmazingBlazes
C) Kirona of the Skies
D) Scruffy the Pixie

They are my favorite friends on here and will be greatly obliged if you'd read their stuff too. ^_^

And does anyone know why these people don't like my "..."s?? oh well...

Thanks for catching my mistakes, like the ones spellcheck doesn't. ^_^;; No one's perfect and I really do appreciate it. You guys are all so sweet about my poetry!!! :huggles each and every last reviewer: Especially you who I don't know personally!

Oi! Xantos story is done!

Oi! Oi! The Mages of AAS is now completely finished! I decided to just give you all the rest of it instead of bothering with more chapters because I would probably forget to put it up even if it was already all typed. So...read it! :cracks whip: It's good, I promise. Hugs and kisses to those who read (and review)!

Some of you may ask yourselves (or me), "If I think some of my poems suck, why are they still up on fictionpress?" The answer is this: A) I'm too lazy to go back and see which ones suck. B) Maybe you can learn from them? and C) Maybe someone, somewhere doesnt' think they suck. XP. So there's your answer! Tootles!

Hidden by amazingblazes reviews
A cry for help - but from who? Is it many voices, or just one? Read and decide for yourself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2004
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There You Were reviews
I have been trying for EVER to write a poem based on 1 Kings 19:11-12 and it just never worked (see "You're Here". That one sucks). But this one definitely does not suck!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Mages of AAS reviews
Rated for the characters' reeeeally bad mouths. What can we say? Co-written with Moroni of the Mount of Ro. What shall one do when one is stuck in the miry depths of boredom? Call on the Mages of A.A.S., of course!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004
C'est la Vie reviews
Okay, some English but also some Spanish. Second chapter is everything translated. Takes place in my Spanish class. Just a little snippet of what I think my life would be if a guy I like was in my class.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005
The Fight reviews
Rating to be safe. The products of inspiration by Jon/Fernando and Bob/Roberto. They were hitting eachother in jest and the sound was just so cool that I had to write about it.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2005
I Love It, I Hate It reviews
My first love poem! Time to dance. Just a little bit that obviously I wrote but dedicated to Trisha and Leo.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/12/2005
Don't Lose Face! reviews
A warning to all, lest you fail at this "game" we love to call life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005
The Difference reviews
What is the difference between the "me" you see and the me you don't? I know many people can relate to this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2005
Call me Crazy reviews
Busy, busy, busy... We're all busy. Why do we do so much? This tries to explain my side of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
I Hope I see You in Heaven reviews
I wrote this on the Sanctity of Life day. The sermon was pitiful, so I wrote a poem... anyway, yeah. Just read it.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
Just Words on a Page reviews
I was really, really, REALLY down and out and we were studying the Beatitudes in religion and I was inspired. Behold the fruits of those labors.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
You're Here reviews
Inspired by my religion teacher, which was weird, because he usually isn't so inspiring. So I wrote it down right away. 'Sabout the Holy Spirit, and kinda like in 1 Kings 19:11-12. Look it up.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/23/2005
Hold Me reviews
Just something I wrote at about 11:30 at night after being inspired by my friend Hannah-chan! I don't even think she knows it. Enjoy
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/22/2005
Well, Not to Brag reviews
A lot of you will probably get it by the fourth line, but I wrote it because I thought it was a cool concept. Hope you get it! And if you don't, the last line explains it all.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/30/2004
All That Boy Stuff reviews
The name is quite misleading. It's not about boys, per se, but it is very good. I wrote this when my dad made the evil comment: "...Girls don't like knives".
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2004
This Story Printed Without Xantos' Consent reviews
FINISHED! PG for suggestive dialogue and mild language. Xantos, a blundering, perpetually lost...well, moron, finds himself in Libby's high school. Whatever shall he do?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
Black and White reviews
This is just about how I don't get people. This, like "Difficult Teacher", was written in the sixth grade. It is, however, slightly better.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004
Difficult Teacher reviews
I wrote it the 6th grade, I think, and I just found it now. Forgive me if it's 6th grade-ish. I just felt like posting it.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004
Untitled right now reviews
This one I really, really like. Its genre is "Drama" only because it is about the theatre. I love it to death. Read it please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
Mistakes reviews
I wrote this when I was frustrated with myself about missing my ride home and messing up a bunch of other things. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2004
I Know You reviews
This is about all these conniving people who use others to get what they want...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2004
Laughing in the Rain reviews
A poem-story with chapters about two female friends who practically grew up together. I like it, myself...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/19/2004
The Lord Knows reviews
Based on 1 Samuel 5. I wrote this for Religion class; read it if you wish.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004
How is It? reviews
See the author's note at the beginning. Dedicated to Katie-chan
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/1/2004
Mystery Man reviews
Well, I wrote this on my trip. It's about a guy I met there. I don't like the ending but I like the rest of it!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004
Nobody Cares About You reviews
I wrote this for Fluffy-chan. I want her to know how Nika-chan and I feel. This expresses some of it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004
Duet reviews
Just a little something I wrote during class one day. It started out as brainstorming about this one duet I was doing and it turned into this! Short and sweet...I've been told.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004
Just my Luck reviews
This is dedicated to just about everyone who has these feelings and understands how I feel. Yes, it is about a guy I know . . .uu nothin gets past you folks...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004