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Joined 03-31-04, id: 405612
Author has written 10 stories for Young Adult, Life, Romance, and Action.

10-20-06

updated.. new story.. based on a true story..

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late and to a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

When the head of state didn't play guitar
Not everybody drove a car
When music really mattered and when radio was king
When accountants didn't have control
And the media couldn't buy your soul
When computers were still scary and we didn't know everything

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

When popstars still remained a myth
And ignorance could still be bliss
And when God Saved the Queen she turned a whiter shade of pale
My mum and dad were in their teens
And anarchy was still a dream
And the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

When record shops were still on top
And vinyl was all that they stocked
And the super info highway was still drifting out in space
Kids were wearing hand me downs
And playing games meant kick arounds
And footballers still had long hair and dirt across their face

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

I was born too late to a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

i wish i was a punk rocker by sandi thom

Sheena Hartley

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One Last Breath by Never Knows Best reviews
Shy and withdrawn Trista Park was orphaned a year and a half ago. Now she's moving across the country with her newest foster parents and has to deal with their punk son Tiergan and his pet tarantula, Frederick. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,058 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
All That I've Got by Cocaine Cowgirl reviews
Marissa is pretty and shy. Adrian is tearing himself apart with his self destructive behavior. She is determined to help him, he is determined to keep her out. Too bad love can't stop getting in the way. /rewrite pending\
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005
New Kid by Esquirella reviews
Adam meets Gavin in the fourth grade. He wants to get to know him, but his two friends don't like Gavin. Time keeps passing. When will Adam get his chance? (Warning: MxM, yaoi, shounen ai, slash) Chap. 9: Gavin takes it from the top.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,838 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2004
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
ProtégezMoi de ce que je Veux by peachfruitsalad reviews
FIN! Living with a totally rich, dropdead gorgeous guy is every girls dream, right? Wrong! So far she's made it by herself, but how long can she deny the support offered? Can she resist the one thing she wants the most? SEQUEL UP: CH13!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,690 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
A Boy Brushed Red by pineapples reviews
Scott Fillman plows through girls faster than Brad Pitt on a good day. Lex McNeely, his beloved best friend, hasn't had a boyfriend in two years. Friendship is always ruined when you add romance into the equation.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,165 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Killing the Cliche' by jadedmuse reviews
Amy gets kidnapped by an easily annoyed stranger. Her teasing nature is driving him over the brink, but he might just learn something from her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,067 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004
The Strength of Eternity by My Works 87 reviews
They were best friends as kids. But time brought realities that tore them apart. Now he's a school player and she's the girl no one notices. Perhaps fate means to reunite them. Chapter 17 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/15/2003
Sweet Sixteen by oh no I'm a pirate reviews
What does a Goth Guy, the Biggest Jerk of all time, and a Ghost all have in common? Little old Keely... To bad she didn't see it coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Guide to Emo Mating Habits by thank you thoughtful reviews
come on, you know you wanna...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
Anonymous Letters by Phoenix Kiss reviews
Nick is your charming popular playboy. Raelyn is the sarcastic, pessimistic nobody who happens to unknowingly catch the eye of a certain playboy. Opposites attract, after all. What happens when the spoiled boy who has everything meets resistance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
Always and a Day by w1ngle55-ang3L reviews
Next door neighbours. Katy - the popular girl who thinks her life is perfect and is in love with Shane West. Jaymes- belongs to the 'in-between' group and cant get enough of Metallica. Once friends, now enemies, will fate bring them together?Chap 6! r+r!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004
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How to Seduce a Boy even if you look only 14 reviews
A cute story that doesn't really have anything to do with seduction at all. More or less what happened to me when I attended a wedding and met a very cute boy who was 2 of T-pain's songs: "bartender" who " bought me a drank".
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Still
Shim: "I still live, I still think: I still have to live, for I still have to think." - Friedrich Nietzsche ///Sarita: “Playing safe is probably the most unsafe thing in the world. You cannot stand still. You must go forward.” Robert Collier
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Published: 5/31/2008
How To Water Love reviews
ONESHOT: If you can’t stand being apart, then every second you’re together counts. BASED ON TRUE PEOPLE... aka me
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Sex, a Ring and a Foot reviews
ONE SHOT: If you can’t break free from your chains, you have to get rid of the foot. :He says I'm beautiful, but really, I'm a whore.:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Give Me Ideas and I'll Tutor You reviews
TWO PARTS: She thinks one way and maybe she's wrong. He thinks another way and maybe he's right. Anyhow, they both win.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
I Hate Me reviews
Just a place I can vent so I don't do anything stupid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Leading Us Along reviews
ONESHOT: When you realize the perfect girl isn't perfect for you, you give in to the temptation of another. Songfic to VITAMIN R by Chevelle.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Easier to Run reviews
ONESHOT: When blood spills from your cuts, what do you begin to realize?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
Just a Mere Memory reviews
ONESHOT: Her best friend committed suicide a month earlier and now she's at the cemetary, talking to her. Maybe for the last time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Complete