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Joined 04-01-04, id: 405621, Profile Updated: 11-18-13
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Mystery.

ME: Extremely outrageously compulsively hyper nervously active. Or. Inconsistent

Interests: Writing meaningful gibberish, typing random cynical quotes, delving into the unknowns or otherwise regarded as ‘ambiguous meanings of life’, sharing useless/retarded rambles/moments with friends/masquerading as a mysterious elusive introvert, reading the classics, talking to interesting people with great lives so to compare with my own unfairly disadvantaged lugubrious sad life, having homicidal tendencies :D Joke. But I do like unrealistic kung-fu and fairy tales.

Expertise: Non-applicable. Highly lacking what most consider a life. Always in the phase of procrastination, acting the dull dud, following geek traditions, being pretentious and retarded at some point, seemingly depressed (but really just too lazy to exert myself), contemptuous, uber hyper then uber zombified, improvisational, giving out love relationships plagiarized from "love for dummies" (who actually writes them?!*Idol*) and lastly - and most truthfully, an egalitarian with a quick tongue to contradict otherwise.

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Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Freak Girl by mez1 reviews
What happens when Freak girl clashes with Popular guy, not your average story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004
The American Life by CrystalDusk reviews
Jackie. 16, annoying stepfather, kicked out of Australia by her mum. So very annoyed. Theo. Cute, annoying, family problems . Yum... Elisha. Genie, attitude problems. Feisty. Karu. Who MUST complete his mission or face his boss's wrath. And you get?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/5/2004
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
My True Strength by SwtMoonLite reviews
~depression and changes~
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
The Boy She Never Knew by sparkly.shimmer reviews
At the most unexpected place, Liz runs into a boy from her past who has completely changed.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2002
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Idiotsyncrasis reviews
Audrae: billionaire heiress, potheads for parents, insanely irrationally logical + Kye: member of a secret underground organisation situated on a newly discovered tropical island somewhere in the Pacific = Everything unexpected
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004
Believe it reviews
What if what we knew was fake? what if it was not like what it is now? What if even the what ifs as we know it is not as it seems? WHAT IF!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/9/2004