Ilsa Immerman
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Joined 02-04-01, id: 40629
Author has written 71 stories for General, General, Haiku, Family, Humor, and Nature.
A little about myself. What's to know? I'm just a random person who enjoys writing. I write whatever's on my mind be it good, bad, or just plain weird. I possess a particular predilection towards the mundane. How can I describe the satisfaction I feel after writing something that nobody gives a damn about? I have many serious ideas that I would like to get on paper someday but considering how badly I procrastinate, it seems I'll never get around to it.
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Solitude reviews
A sonnet. Once again not in iambic pentameter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004
Common Factor reviews
Shared fate, great leveler/equalizer, etc.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2004
Sophistry reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2004
Dawn to Dust reviews
Stupid random free verse written in a few minutes. How typical of me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003
Love Poem for the Unattractive reviews
Though it may not seem to happen much on screen, ugly people fall in love too. Of course I am an exception. Celibacy and apathy all the way!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/20/2003
Belladonis reviews
A poem about stasis.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2003
Vanity's Vassal reviews
Making money off another's vanity.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003
Broom reviews
A short silly poem. Contains a bad pun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/9/2003
Rude Awakening reviews
A sonnet. I haven't written one of these in a long time. The flow is kind of off but I'm too lazy to bother with iambic pentameter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003
Cipher reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/6/2003
Uninspired reviews
A poem about boredom, written as a result of boredom.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2003
Summer Night reviews
About a boy, a girl, a book, a tree, and strangers.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2003
The Adventures of Mary Sue reviews
A two minute product of my boredom. If anyone feels like contributing to Mary Sue's adventure, e-mail me or post it in the review. Rated pg for the "b word".
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003
Chrysalis reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
Familiar Positions reviews
I'm bad at summaries. Just read the poem. It won't take more than a minute or two.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
Dusk reviews
A short four line poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
The Race reviews
A short four line poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003
Cat's Eye View reviews
See title.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003
How Sweet Thy Name reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
Cubicle Ventriloquism reviews
See title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2003
Moo reviews
A limerick.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Mountaintop reviews
See title.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/29/2003
Midnight Pursuit reviews
A childhood experience of mine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2003
Willow reviews
See title.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2003
Pandora's Box reviews
A poem about abduction.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2003
August Moon reviews
My first villanelle!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/22/2003
StillLife reviews
A positive poem, which is unusual for me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2003
Down the Harbourfront reviews
An experience of mine. The poem itself isn't very profound or well-written but it's something I had to write.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
School Day reviews
See title.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2003
Roadkill reviews
A poem about roadkill and life. Written under the influence of sleep deprivation and sweltering heat. Not particularly good. You have been warned.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/26/2003
Two Cubes Not Three reviews
Pretty self-explanatory I think.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/14/2003
Untitled reviews
Two haikus and a tanka. A tribute of sorts.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/7/2003
Necrophobia reviews
See title. Doesn't flow too well though.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003
Butter reviews
A sonnet about butter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/27/2003
What I See reviews
A silly poem about kindred spirits. I doubt that I should ever find one but it's always nice to dream.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2003
Ramblings of a Teenage Psychopath or Holden On reviews
See title. Some may find it disturbing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/11/2003
Procrastination reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/11/2003
Meretricious reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Flesh reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
March of the Lemming reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
The End reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
Dreams of Eternity reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
School reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Dreaming reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
Misc Crap reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Blasphemous Blasphemy reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage. May be offensive to some. Did I say some? I meant most. Contans profanity.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2003
Mother's Day Poem reviews
A poem I wrote for my mother.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/10/2003
The Dark Side of School reviews
Don't even get me started on it...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/4/2003
School Glue reviews
See title. The actual haiku is only 12 words long. The rest of it is an author's note.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/4/2003
Dictionary reviews
About my dictionary. We've been together for over five years now. I do love it so.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/4/2003
Daughter of the Sea reviews
See title.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003
Rain reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003
Mist reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/4/2003
Money reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/3/2003
TV reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/3/2003
Zephyr reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2003
Pukeahontas 2 reviews
It's a haiku. Why bother summarizing? Any Simpsons fan should know where I came up with the title.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2003
Disillusion reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Mannequin Me reviews
A crappy sonnet about feeling fake.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2003
Choke reviews
A limerick about a man choking.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/30/2003
End of Autumn reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/30/2003
Flesh Eating Virus reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2003
Lamp reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2003
Books reviews
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Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/30/2003
Chubbs reviews
About my cat. I do love him so.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2003
Journey 2 am reviews
The journey of a person at 2 am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/30/2003
Clown Lady reviews
Clowns are funny. This poem is about a lady clown. It's not very good.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Hobo's Lament reviews
The title says it all.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/26/2003
Heart Disease reviews
A silly sonnet about love. Doesn't flow too well but I'm too lazy to fix it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002
Words reviews
A short story about a kid pondering words. Some profanity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2002
Butterflies reviews
Sort of a "My Best Friend's Wedding" type of story. Something I wrote a while back for English class. Not very angsty but didn't know what else to classify it as.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/19/2001