FireChainsaw
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Joined 04-05-04, id: 406436
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, and Essay.

After three years, now presenting FireChainsaw 2.0.

Features:

Hotter Flames!

Randomer Randomness!

Firmer, longer lasting erections!

Not Dead!

New Chapter of The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan!

Leo and Gemini: Season 1 by Leo Damascus reviews
The recepie for comedy: just mix in two guys, two girls, a monkey, and a talking cookie, then enjoy. Please R & R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004
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FireChainsaw's Deadworld reviews
ZOMBIES!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007
The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan reviews
The second chapter, and the triumphant return of FireChainsaw! I'm not dead yet, y'all. No matter how much you prayed for it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004
Laugh At Cruelty reviews
Violence is only amusing if it's completly senseless. Ch 2 now up, now with 100% less walrus!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
My New Piece of Crap reviews
The same thing I've been doing, only shorter and crappier.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Why the Teen Titans bite reviews
Everyone on here writes about war and torture; I write about cartoons. Yay me.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5/14/2004
Random Mental Thoughts From My Head reviews
An ongoing record of the dribble that clutters my mind; new chapters added sporadically.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
FireChainsaw's Guide to What Women Want reviews
I got sick of these lists, so I wrote my own. Don't whine at me if it offends you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2004
Stupid Waiting Room reviews
Not great. Read at your own risk; don't whine if you don't like it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
A Word on Monkeys reviews
You want a summary? Don't worry about it; you NEED to read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004
Habanero Pepper Mints reviews
A commercial I had to write for an assignment. Thanks to all who read my last work; please check this out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004