Jane Piper
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Joined 04-06-04, id: 406532, Profile Updated: 03-20-13
Author has written 64 stories for Fantasy, Love, Life, Play, Young Adult, General, Friendship, and Humor.

Update- (03/20/13) I haven't written anything in a million years and I just got my password reset. Maybe I'll start posting again. Probably not, though, I work at a desk now and have a BA. Actually I'd love to write again, we'll see.

Note- the vast majority of this was written when I was 14-17. My 23 year old self has determined that the stuff from 17 is pretty decent, and the stuff before that is the ridiculous nonsense one might except from a

(The below biography was written in my English class junior year of high school when I was supposed to be writing a paper about someone from the Crucible. I leave it here and update the age at the end because it seems to amuse people)

I was born in an underground radio station to a disc jockey and a magic 8-ball on December 27th, 1610. I grew up in a pizza parlor, where my mother, the disc jockey, taught me the ways of Scientology and my father taught me Catholicism. I didn't really buy into either, but I did firmly believe that skittles were evil, especially the red ones, because my father gave me a red one when I was 8 and I choked on it.

I developed an obsessive interest in line dancing at the age of 3, at which time I was able to do the Cha-Cha slide, Cotton Eyed Joe, and pretty much all others you can imagine, earning the title of Line-Dancing Prodigy. When I was 10 I entered a contest to invent a new line dance, at which time I invented the Electric Slide. Of course, I won the competition, and earned the prize of running my own casino, which is how I make most of my money.

By the time I was 12, I had also gained a desire to go out on my own into the world. I dyed my hair blue and my father, the Catholic magic 8-ball, disowned me as I expected he would. He firmly believed that hair should remain naturally colored. It wasn't his religion or anything, I think it was just because he had no hair to dye. Anyway, after I was disowned I ventured to Cambodia, where I was taught meditation techniques by monks there, and then I headed to Laos, where I did my best to gain citizenship because I wanted to be Laosian. However, I failed, and at that time I was 14, which is when I began my writing career.

My early work is mostly based off of romantic tragedies that occured frequently during that year (the year I was 14). One right after another, I would fall in love, be rejected, and commit suicide, only to return to life as a caterpillar, fall in love, and have my caterpillar lover be stepped on by a raccoon. I plotted my vengeance against the raccoon and failed, to be stepped on and return to life as an orangutan- but that story is too tragic and grotesque for words. Anyway, I have been human 3 separate times now and I played a big part in ending the Cold War and inventing the idea of global warming. I bet you thought it actually existed, didn't you?

Nope. I made it up. Global warming, I mean.

So there you have it. My life up until now, which I currently live as a 23 year old genius biding my time for the next international crisis, and writing during my free time from developing the future world language and new flavors of cheese.

I hope you enjoy my work.

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Masquerade by Maverick Grey reviews
That's all life is right? REVIEW!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Thoughts from the Garden by Seraphix reviews
A rhetorical poem from the perspective of woman in the Garden of Eden.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
catastrophe by writing-to-save-my-soul reviews
somewhat short. but i like it. :D
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
i'll write emails by beauty and the breakdown reviews
(or write you off)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006
Porch Boy by likeatart reviews
Naive boys stay.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006
One of Those Days by Violent.Delights reviews
"And the brittle promises of spring/ Snapped underfoot."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006
Scarlet by xWhit3StaRx reviews
I'm feeding your ashes to the sea.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006
2 Words, 20 Minutes by TeapotLid reviews
I'm just that interesting girl with the locked face. Wrote this when I was miserable over first encounters with jealousy it was my bitter year.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006
NO! by Cassandra Lorelie reviews
Conformity is sickening!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2006
Be Emo? by checkerboxed reviews
Poetry. I'm not one to fall that hard, so if I cross my fingers...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
No Way Out by Korn's Killer Cobra reviews
Demon, Jonathan, Ninja and the rest are living their normal lives until all get accused of one thing or another and up in the island prison of KC19, which hides a secret they don't want to find out...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005
Promises & Lies by Crysania of Frog reviews
A poem I wrote about my Dad that was published. R & R?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005
The Ballad After the Rain by Mr. Izzy Fabulous reviews
I did actually take a walk after the rain, in black in my combat boots. This is based on real life! Its true!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Typos of a Teenage Life by Buffy and Gravy reviews
Gracie Sue Clifton is a just a girl trying to make her way through high school without getting put in juvy. This story includes very nice explosions, the private school from hell, and an illegal car chase (coming soon anyway)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004
Compassionate Storm by ad9a reviews
my favorite time
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Book of Ramortis by Kaity and Jordan reviews
The Book of Ramortis is found and magic enters the hands of Edward and Diara, but things are not as they seem and you can't always trust someone's first face...please R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004
Choiche Gwynt by Cadfan and Eavan reviews
Eavan's 15th birthday is where it all begins. /Choiche gwynt tiomna lasair an aigean.\
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
Hopeless Masquerade by A.R. Twilight reviews
How much can you hide from watching eyes?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004
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Decisions, Decisions
....life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Decay reviews
it happens.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Loner
just nostalgia
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Forecast
yeah.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
RacingRestlessBeatingBreathless reviews
there was a typo in the last one, so I took it off and reposted.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Twenty Below reviews
experimenting with a bit of a different style.not much different, you know.but a little bit.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
They're Only Words, But I Hope They'll Smother You reviews
just the same.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Midweak By Wednesday
meant to be weak, not week. play on words, yeah.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
A Breathing Ghost reviews
yup. I fail to actually post things when they're recent.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Guity Is Written On Your Teeth reviews
my titles are weird.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
490
wow.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Turning Tables, Turning Pages, Burning Bridges reviews
yeah.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Of Hilltop Conversations reviews
After the events of spring break, my friend Amanda and I realized that, unfortunately, we were being forced to grow up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Your Battle's Lost reviews
I like parts of this more than others...it's a work in progress I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007
Filling Awkward Silences reviews
older one, um, yeah.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Captivating Stories That Never Meant Anything reviews
what's it about? I don't know. older one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007
Amounting to Disappointment reviews
exactly that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007
Stop Talking and Start reviews
start what, exactly?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Going Full Circle And Never Getting Anywhere
yup.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
A Case of Danger
written again in AP History when I was supposed to working...this is one that at the time made no sense, but now I can relate to.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Spreading Like Misery reviews
updated and improved. thoughts?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
A Bullet to the Head, A Dagger to the Heart reviews
sort of a speculation on the possible outcome of a situation, but it probably won't make sense. I spent AP History writing it instead of working, so.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
You're Making That Up reviews
Does anyone know how anyone really feels? That's basically the question I'm asking here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
The Great Salt War reviews
Two serving wenches plot against the royal family of Frills...a tale of treachery, conspiracy, war, and sodium...short story, complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Fatal Illusions to Cover Florescent Bruises reviews
quit faking it, we caught on a while ago published
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Dear Understanding, I Miss You reviews
The things we find most important are the things that hurt us the most.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Thrown Against Honesty reviews
Emo and overdone?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Lies Ease Tension reviews
Pretending there isn't a fight doesn't really solve anything. published
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Pour me some attention reviews
Some people really think like this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Goodbye, Academy of Moronic Tortue reviews
This episode has all been written, I'm just too lazy to type it.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
The Years are Numbered, and Counting Down reviews
I really don't want to grow up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
A Heart Surgeon Isn't Prepared for This Emergency reviews
I really like to exaggerate.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Looking for Trouble reviews
Lara is cocky, stubborn, and craves excitement. When she finds it in the form of a love interest, a pending war and danger to an unkown society....well...you read what happens. Please R&R, I will give you a cookie!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005
Broken Mirrors and Bleeding Faces reviews
what the hell was wrong with me?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
A Quarter for Your Sympathy reviews
yeah I was pissed.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
My Execution reviews
My personal favorite. I guess the title sums it up. Sort of. Metaphorically.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Love Song reviews
It's not actually a song. three different stories wrapped into one poem. I mostly just like the first line.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Metaphor reviews
This may seem kinda random. I like it though.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
My Perspective reviews
Title summarizes it, though a lot of it is metaphorical or just doesn't make sense if you don't know what my train of thought was.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Lonely One reviews
For every girl who ever has suffered, is suffering, and will suffer from heartbreak.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Timidity reviews
I DON'T understand why people refuse to speak their minds.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
the Reasons why reviews
thanks reviewers for the genre thoughts, I've changed it,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
all the titles I thought of were lame reviews
people make me so angry sometimes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Road to Anost reviews
When the Empress Icelliana takes Riine Cullhe from her home, Riala, Raanan, and V'dean pack up to go and rescue her. But if Icelliana's plan goes well Riine won't want to be rescued...I'm not sure if I'll finish this. Maybe if more people show interest.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005
Mirror reviews
Everyone's got a face to hide behind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
I Cannot reviews
I do not believe in summaries.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Sleeping Sovereign reviews
A retelling of Sleeping Beauty I wrote for English class. The cursed one is a guy so the girl has to rescue him. The fairies are evil. The witch is good. It's a turvytopsy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
The Bottle Inside reviews
Pouring out all my doubt, the only way I know how.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Song of Sorrow reviews
old.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Eleven Percent reviews
Yeah, this one probably won't be finished. No one seems to care that it exists.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005
Flame or Fire reviews
This probably won't be finished, I just don't have the motivation. If anybody bothers reading it and likes it bunches, let me know, maybe I'll write another chapter for you.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Ten Percent reviews
At Yazaird University, a lot is going on...a ridiculous assignment from an insane [but not obviously] teacher, some romance, and the evil plottings of a crazed 13 year old...nothing too interesting.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Spiderweb of Lies reviews
Lying, Backstabbing and betrayal are just part of her game...a short story [complete], please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Eternal Night reviews
Death, gloom, fire, despair, like the apocalypse or something.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Just Like Romeo reviews
My affections.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Storm reviews
A poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Couldn't think of a title, written a while ago when I was angry...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Losing Time reviews
About watching time pass by and doing nothing about it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Heart Captive reviews
Her heat is bound.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Is It Worth Waking? reviews
In 8th grade, I was basically retarded.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
The Cobra of Cellanaria reviews
The Cobra of Cellanaria has been stolen from Cellanaria's tomb in Allakaran. A woman named Lara appears out of the blue, interuppting the lives of Rianna, Eliisia, and Korius. She gets them on an adventure they'll never forget.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete
Lost reviews
8th grade. For an assigment. It's okay I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Awaiting Daylight reviews
written in 8th grade. this one's actually been published.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete
Love Unspoken reviews
Based on a situation in a book. Written in 8th grade, but still one of my favorites.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete