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A little about me:

I have many awkward moments...and conversations... in fact, tripping over words is my specialty. I am, however, an excellent listener (unless I'm overly excited about the subject, because then I interrupt like nobody's business, but I try)... And I love to have conversations that mean something.

I'm not a very mushy person...Well, actually, that's a lie so let me re-phrase: I'm an affectionate person...But other people's Public affection drives me absolutely nuts. I love studying people and temperaments (I happen to be phlegmatic/sanguine). I love figuring people out. I will test boundaries in my own ways, and I will try different ways to get a line of communication open with someone I'm interested in. I tend to do things against my better judgment. I can be fun, but in recent months/ the past year has gotten me in an incredible amount of really strange trouble. This may translate into how I tell my stories since my characters usually are a lot like me in one way or another.

I love to experiment with words. Words, sentences, quotes, figurative language, captions, funny myspace comments, witty one-liners...They make me spin. No wonder the early seasons of Gilmore Girls and Everwood are down right genius in my book.

I love to laugh, no surprise. I tend to over-react a lot... I love pictures of my friends. I enjoy eating Sloppy Joes at 10 o'clock at night... Connect Four used to be my favorite game but I lost too many times to my little brother so now it's Scattergories...I love the history channel...My guilty pleasures include Macaroni and Cheese, dove chocolate, and the Backstreet Boys, but not together.

At school I am incredibly even tempered, but around the friends I am most comfortable around I tend to be a little across the board.

As for writing, I am most susceptible to procrastination and lack of motivation, but I'm working to change that!

Most of all I hope you enjoy what I write, and review because I would love to know how I can improve. Thank you!

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Captive At Sea by Luciana-Malfoy reviews
Brigitte Rousseau, along with her husband, is taken captive by a notorious pirate as punishment for landing him in jail earlier. Now, the only way to save her husband's life, is to submit to the pirate's every command. Updated- Chapter 32 added. Rated M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,876 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2006
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Free Fall by EeeNAce reviews
Rynne Hartley is the daughter of the notorious town whore. Hayden Winters is Winsley High's idolized senior who wants nothing more than to break her apart the same way her mother broke apart his world. It's a game of revenge and everyone's playing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
The Other Click by Froshie reviews
When your on the phone with some one and they go to the other line, it clicks, and when they come back, you hear nothing. I wanted to write a sappy little story about the silent "other click"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004
Boys And Girls by lilGyMnAsTcHiC reviews
Crazy dating games . . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
Sunk reviews
One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete