Grace Rhapsody
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Joined 04-07-04, id: 406732
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General.
Hey Everyone! I have a new story now! Please R&R!

Name: Nichole Grace

Age: ALMOST 16! June 28th is coming up soon!

Looks like: 5'5" golden brown hair and hazel eyes

Dumb Law of the Week--

Liverpool, England: It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.


Oklahoma City, OK
Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage testified that Newton was indeed the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, " I should have blown your f*ing head off" The defendant paused then added "If I had been the one that was there." The jury deliberated for twenty minutes before returning a verdict of guilty and recommended a sentence of thirty years.

Peladophobia: Fear of bald people.

Some Funny Quotes--

I have PMS and a loaded gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Eve was framed.

Missing- Husband And Dog; Attention $100.00 Reward For Dog

If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons

God made Oceans, God made Lakes, God made Men... Hey, we all make mistakes!!!

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.


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In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7253 - Favs: 6,300 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
The Phoenix Arrow by Kimra reviews
The Phoenix Arrow gives luck where it will, and always, has remained loyal to her. But the arrow grants its own kind of luck, and not even Kalika comprehends what it's giving her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 2/10/2002
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
When the Rain Falls by vanilla frosting reviews
This is a story about the life of a teen who just wants out. An abusive father, an overall horrible life and the need for something new finally push her over the edge. She's leaving and there's no turning back. (could be changed to R for later chapters)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
My Bizarre Verve by Hoshii reviews
GIRLS just don't attend ALL BOYS SCHOOLS, It's not in the natural order of things, It's not normal! But wait! WHAT IF A GIRL DOES ATTEND ONE? The mind boggles! RnR people! Rating 4 language!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,175 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
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Happenings of Knightly High reviews
Nichole is attempting to get the guy of her dreams, but is prevented from doing so by the guy who she knows is the devil in disguise. The one who dares to call her Blonde. Will anyone stop her before she punches his face in?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Maximum Disclosure reviews
Surrounded by the oddest assortment of guys, Mia is just trying to keep her sanity. When a mysterious student teacher is added to the mix, things take a turn from weird to just absurd. Please R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004