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Details: Short, small, and slightly sophisticated.
I'm a little sweet, a little callow, and just a bit too irascible.
"Right. So: we'll take this home, run through it with a fine tooth comb, cross the Ts and dot the...lower-case Js." -- Wayne's World II
"Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?" -- Wayne's World (I)
"Solitude stands in the doorway/And I'm struck once again by her black silhouette/By her long cool stare and her silence/I suddenly remember each time we've met/And she turns to me with her hand extended/Her palm is split with a flower, with a flame ..." --Suzanne Vega, "Solitude Standing"
In search of tranquility, I find myself perusing volumes of the following: Truman Capote, Thomas Hardy, William Blake; I've found that I am in love with Boris Pasternak and H.G. Wells.
Hunter (Patch) Adams: "I'd like to leave."
Psychiatrist: "... I still believe that you have some issues to work out ... Have you thought about what you'll do?"
Hunter (Patch) Adams: "... I want to help people ..."
Psychiatrist: "That's what I do."
Hunter (Patch) Adams: "But you suck at it."
Patch gets up to leave, once and for all
Psychiatrist: rises hurriedly "I must warn you. If you leave, my report will read 'AMA: Against Medical Attention'."
Hunter (Patch) Adams: "And my report will read 'IDGARA: I Don't Give A Rat's Ass'."
-- PATCH ADAMS (Adams is played by Robin Williams)