S. Kila Laase
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Joined 04-09-04, id: 407236
Author has written 37 stories for Love, Fantasy, General, Fantasy, Life, Politics, General, and Sci-Fi.

Well... I'm Kila, I'm seventeen and a senior in high school... I'm a poet mostly... I might crop up with a story here or there... Lah.

Oki, here's a little about me... blargh.

Favorite Quotes: "You spend the first two years of their life teaching your children to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up." ~ ?
"In the Beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely reguarded as a bad move." ~ Douglas Adams.
"Human beings, who are almost unique inhaving theability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." ~ Douglas Adams ((In case you haven't noticed, I luff the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy))
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie' until you can find a rock." ~George Carlin
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks." ~Emo Phillps
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
"Most people learn my observation, and then there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~Anonymous
I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum? ~Unknown

Favorite Writers/Poets:
Stephen King, Emily Dickenson, E.A.Poe, Thomas Hood, Alfred Noyes, Jacqueline Carey, J.K.Rowling, Robert Frost,and a billion others... Yes, I'm a HP buff... :-P

Favorite Books/Stories
Kushiel's Dart ~ Jacqueline Carey
((The entire Harry Potter series, cause I'm an idiot..))
((The majority of Poe's works, including The Masque of the Red Death))
The Women of the Otherworld series by Kelly Armstrong
((and on and on and on...))
Somebody Else's Kids ~ Torey Hayden
The Stand ~ Stephen King
Twilight ~ Stephenie Meyer

Favorite Poems
The Barrel Organ
~ Alfred Noyes
The Bridge of Sighs ~ Thomas Hood
My Dark Fathers ~ Brendan Kennelley
He Sits Down on the Floor of a School for the Retarded ~ Alden Nowlan

Ummm... yush. Feel free to click about and read a few things... Feel free to drop me an email now and then, I love a good conversation...though I can't guarantee I'll be entertaining. :-D

My Deviantart account:
http://kiladreams.deviantart.com

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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Raindrops Will Fall by lipstiches reviews
Nat was never the type of girl to stand up for herself. Josh was never the type of guy to care about women. Being thrown into a different world, Nat is trying to cope with her new lifestyle. So why is Josh set on making it a living nightmare?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,468 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2004
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Acceptance by meanttobe reviews
completed. girl finds out shes going to die in 5 weeks...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
Shizznit by Kaylakoo reviews
High school. So much drama for the poor, unfortunate teen, but funny as hell to the rest of us. Constructive criticism greatly appreciated. =) (Incomplete-Chapter 5)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
Stupid And Or Funny Things Said At Work by Kikaria reviews
just some things said at my work that i thought were pretty funny and worth posting here.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
My Life as Gina Farrov by LadyOfRandomnessThe1st reviews
Really lame story I keep only for my own reference
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Choclet by Beth Anne reviews
A parody of Shakespeare's "Hamlet" dialogue- to be or not to be...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004
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Without Complaint reviews
From the friends who love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Another Portrait
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Life Sublime
This one is kinda about the choices you make as you go through life, and the different paths you can take..
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
For Bargain Price
For Luci. In Villanelle form.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
All That Matters
A quick piece from a roleplay.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
This Failed Romance
For a friend, who is currently separating from his girlfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Second Round reviews
"Nothing's as mysterious the second time around."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006
Your Last Whisper reviews
This was written for a few different people. You know who you are.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006
Goodbye, Goodbye reviews
For a friend of mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006
A Flower For You, Darling
So much is symbolized in a single rose bud.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 4/16/2006
She's Holding On
This was written for a friend of mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 3/20/2006
A Portrait
A self-portrait.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 3/20/2006
BeautifulObsessive reviews
"Shards of existence on a butterfly wing.."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006
Before the Storm
One-shot; It didn't matter what they thought of Miadra. She was already dead.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Published: 1/8/2006
Snapshot of a Broken Heart reviews
"A thousand unshed tears won't bring you back to me."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005
An Angel's Epitaph reviews
Title expains it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005
Indifference reviews
Umm... I suck at summaries... Read it and find out!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
Goodnight reviews
This is a poem I wrote for a friend of mine, who was in a car accident with her boyfriend. After he died, she sort of went insane...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
My House of Broken Mirrors
I dunno if this is quite an appropriate genre choice... It's just me being bitter toward the way the world happens to be...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Published: 9/3/2005
What I Never Said reviews
I wrote this poem for a friend of mine who committed suicide. Parents, don't just talk to your kids. Listen too. Prevent teen suicide.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
Ignore the Pain
Just as the title says... "All you have left to do is ignore the pain."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 9/1/2004
My Other Self reviews
Everyone seems to have this perception of me that isn't real. I'm not like everyone thinks. No one knows the real me. Sometimes, I don't think I even know the real me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004
Insanity reviews
"Cursed by insanity..." That explains it all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004
Look What I've Done
Well... If you've read my stuff, you know I'm no good with summaries... Just trust me on it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 8/31/2004
Immortality reviews
Well... This is just another one to pop from my strange little brain...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004
Hell reviews
How could you envision hell? Well... Here's a bit of the way I think of it...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2004
Untitled
I just can't think of a title for this one. Nor can I think of a summary. Just read. :-D
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 6/16/2004
Lost reviews
This explains it all. We've all felt lost in our lives.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
My Love is Not for Sale reviews
You know, the title is a bit self-explanitory...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
NeverEnding Sorrow
"...As dripping blood stains the snow, in the land of Never-Ending sorrow." Here we are in this terror strewn land.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 6/16/2004
If Only From Far Away reviews
This is a short little poem I wrote for the guy in my life... Despite the fact he doesn't know I'm alive, I love him anyway. All us girls are a bit obsessive, and don't any of you admit it... But this was the best I could do to express how I feel.. Enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
Deathspell
Ok. This is the story of Sakatira's Trial. If you'd like the basic idea of this story, please read the poem, Sakatira's Trial. I've had some requests to actually make this a story, so here ya go.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Published: 6/16/2004
My Soul for Sale
"...But it doesn't matter now, cause my soul is up for sale."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 6/14/2004
Imprisoned in Myself
This is rather fitting to anyone who feels trapped in their own skin. Life is like that. Though there is no prison, you're bound by chains all your life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 6/14/2004
Sakatira's Trial reviews
Oy, certainly not my best... It'll be a story someday.. This is the tragedy of the innocent. Some can relate to it... enjoy.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
Prophecy reviews
In truth, this is somewhat of a prophecy... Hard to explain...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
Black Roses reviews
Abandonment. It's all about abandonment.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004