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Joined 04-11-04, id: 407615, Profile Updated: 10-09-13
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, and Essay.

HEART LOTION SPF 20 NOTICE: I've received a number of emails/PMs/reviews asking me about editing Heart Lotion, and while most of my old readers are aware of my plans, I thought it wouldn't hurt to put them on the record. As soon as I finish posting on FP, I'll be doing a complete rewrite of the story. I have been planning a major rewrite for years now. It's going to be a MASSIVE overhaul. There are so many flaws in the current version. Trust me, I am painfully aware of each and every one of them. The inconsistencies, characters, setting, style, plot holes, the list is endless. It would take me weeks to tell you about all the ways I need to change HL. But many of the major changes I can't implement right now, because they require changing the setting, killing off characters, creating new characters, revamping the mythology, cutting out entire chapters, and so forth. So, as imperfect as it is, please bear with me right now as I finish this first version.


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Friday, October 4, 2013

I know, it's been a while. Good news: Quinn has kindly offered to help me beta the remaining chapters. Bad news: This help has come at an inopportune time. I started work last month, and have been pulling 80-100hrs/week in the office. Most of you who follow me on other sites have probably noticed that I've been MIA for a while, and it's because this sort of schedule has left very little room for leisure. I am not sure when things will die down, but I have hope that I'll get a breather eventually. Please accept my virtual love and gratitude for all the support you guys have been giving me throughout this period. I promise, you guys will get to see the end of HL.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Hey guys. So, some bad news. Jules will no longer be able to beta HL. Which means I'll have to find a new beta to edit the remaining chapters. I'm not sure how long it'll take to find someone else, but I'll keep you guys posted. As always, feel free to direct any questions to my website cbox or the tumblr ask page. In the meantime, hope everyone is enjoying their summers!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Hello lovelies. Jules is going to be out of commission for an indefinite period, as she's dealing with some personal problems. That means she's probably not going to be able to edit for a while. But I'll still be writing in the meantime. Just wanted y'all to know, because I've been getting an influx of panic emails/PMs again. I'm here, and HL will be finished. No one is abandoning the story. :)

I will be busy with graduation in the next two months though, so bear with me if you don't hear from me! As per usual, minute-by-minute HL updating info can be found on le website. And always feel free to contact me via PM, or you can direct your questions to www.venaism.tumblr.com. :)

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Anonymous review replies for Chapter 25 are up. Chapter 26 should be posted in a couple of hours. :)

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Oh, my God. YOU GUYS. An incredibly amazing person with a British accent did a reading of the first few paragraphs of TDISH. My life is complete. Rosie Franklin, I love you.

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Heart Lotion SPF 20 reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Say What?: A 101 Guide to Reviewing Chaptered Stories reviews
A short guide on how to write a good review - with emphasis on reviews for incomplete, chaptered stories.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Pop My Cherry reviews
Faced with the sudden desire to lose her virginity before graduation, Deedee Winterbottom sets out on a mission to find the perfect prick. (removed for editing)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Day I Stalked Him reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete