Ridley Jack
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Joined 04-13-04, id: 407981
Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Romance, and Humor.

"And years later, spreading from an unknown source as most famous tales do, the story was told of a noble girl with a thirst for adventure who was stolen away by an assassin on the run..." (-Cat's Eye, C.M. Tryst)

Some say that all the worlds of the many-splendored universe lie nested one within the other like the layers of an onion. I say to you that they lie all braided and wound round and that no man nor woman either can map all the roads of their twisting. (-The Red Wyvern, Katharine Kerr)

Deliver us some evil
(Gotta love Chucky)

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students

Honesty's the best policy but insanity is the best defense

Practice safe food. Use condiments.
(Oh, Sandra, I love it. Totally brilliant)


Quotes I live by:

This, too, will pass.

If you can't remember it, then it wasn't that important in the first place.

Variety is not just the spice of life, it's the key to life.

And I'm not very religous, but I like this one:
"God is a DJ, life is a dance floor". (Pink, 'God is a DJ')

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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
All Play and No Work by twitched reviews
Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,712 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Devil's Playground by Veiled Dicast reviews
Anna wants nothing to do with pompous Connor O'Hanley, so when he asks her to charter a boat for him during the summer and it crashes leaving them stranded will she learn to tolerate him, or just hate him even more?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
Varsity Boy by pixy-dizzy reviews
You know that guy, don't you? They seem to own the world and you can't help but love them, just a little, and pity them (just a little). Here's to that guy we all know.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When the Faeries Fly by Jinni-chan51 reviews
Sometimes...out of the corner of my eye...I see them.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Under A Cheshire Moon by Jinni-chan51 reviews
"I tell my deepest secrets // To the darkest heavens // Hoping, Praying, Craving // Of love unlived"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Unlikely Attraction by multiples of six reviews
A series of poems exchanged between the geeky boy and the popular girl. COMPLETE
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Five Cents by Jinni-chan51 reviews
"If I had a dime//for every mean, hateful, vicious glare"
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006
Tear Stained Friendship by Jinni-chan51 reviews
"It started in his mouth// It landed in my ears// Traveled to my brain where it triggered my leaky eyes"
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Girl From The SciFi Convention by Last Stop This Town
How a geek can find love
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
If Looks Could Kill by Allyse reviews
Knowing someone too well to be affected by their glares and condescending looks...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Blind Infatuation by blue-wall reviews
Am is looking forward to going down to her friends place for the holidays, but she didn't expect to argue with her friend's brother 24/7. It isn't till later that she realises that he's different from others..he's blind. Chapter 8 up! pLz R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Semantics by Virgo Child reviews
Life begins to turn around for self-described Grammar Nazi Desiree when she meets the quiet, brooding, English major Derek. However, things are not always as they seem. one-shot
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
My Friend and I by D'Bryn reviews
I wrote this way back in high school...so consider yourselves warned
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2001
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Liminality reviews
Composed of 100 and 50 word stories, about different things such as faeries and dragons, relationshiprs, and more. Mostly mythical.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
Summer Afternoons reviews
One-shot. Fluffy. Hard to summarize without giving away the extremely short plot... She loved watching him, (gak! Sounds stalkerish) and this afternoon was no different
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2005
Even Though reviews
She loved him with everthing she had. 'Stop wishing it was someone else,' he told her softly. 'I can't,' she sobbed back. Deathfic. Angst (dur)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quiet Confrontations reviews
Neil was a girl who always got teased throughout high school. Now high school’s over, with her at the top, of course, but has the teasing stopped? What’s with the handsome man running in to hide in the library? Possible one-shot. Hopefully humorous.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005
Fly Me to the Moon reviews
Mae's got a genie that she doesn't want. Sin's got a crush that he doesn't need. What's a genie to do? Add a bit of Frank Sinatra, and fly to the moon! (summary not exact) TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
Changing a Time or Two reviews
One-shot. Hard to summarize without giving away the plot. Dacostas', a race able to change appearance at will. Kaylan, their new member, and Neil, the man to share it with her. TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005
Broadcasting Love reviews
One-shot. She kept broadcasting her thoughts, no matter how hard she tried. So her teacher assigned her the one person who could as her tutor. Of course, it just so happens that the person was HIM. TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005
Suteki Da Ne reviews
T for safety. One-shot. He was her brother's best friend. But was he more? And why did he always want to speak with her outside? She hoped he always gave her that tingle up her spin. TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
As Long As We Both Shall Live reviews
One-shot. She definately doesn't want to marry him. They don't even have anything in common, aside from being the same species! Can he convince her of his love in time for their wedding? TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005
That Look in Your Eyes reviews
Girl rides dragon; boy rides dragon. Dragons pick girl as leader of human riders. Girl discovers she loves boy. Girl's dragon picks boy's dragon to be her mate, thus making boy co-leader of human riders. TRUE LOVE PREVAILS! One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2005