The UGLY Americanhide bio
Author has written 13 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Play, Humor, General, Haiku, Friendship, and General. everything's on hiatus as of 11/4/06 UPDATE 8/27/07 OMGZLOLOLZ RANDOM CRAP IS OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!111 And I'm writing a short story, but it really sucks now. It will appear up here eventually. |
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Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Armaggedon? by The UGLY American reviews
A fireball hits the sun and instead of killing everyone, it only kills the grownups, and the children under twelve.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
Shadows over Ankariath by Faded Pictures reviews
Ok,this is a revised version of the first,hopefully made better.I'll continue this,as i believe the idea has legs. Comments,good and bad are appreciated,as are tips for what you want to see. Credit where credit's due,once again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004
My Bizarre Verve by Hoshii reviews
GIRLS just don't attend ALL BOYS SCHOOLS, It's not in the natural order of things, It's not normal! But wait! WHAT IF A GIRL DOES ATTEND ONE? The mind boggles! RnR people! Rating 4 language!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,175 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
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Boy Kicked In Crotch reviews
We have managed to get an exclusive interview with the kicker! A no-holds-barred, uncensored account of the carnage. For the protection of the wounded, we have replaced his name with John Doe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Random Crap reviews
Rating may change. . . title is self explanatory. Random Crap K has evolved into . . . Random Crap T! Doodoodoodoo
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2004
Orientating Blues reviews
Blues poem with a nonsubversive nonsubliminal subtext. No submarines. Not humor.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
PipeThirtyOne reviews
Revelatoryof self, only five sevenfive journey in words.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Internets reviews
It's anonymous, and it's bad. It's the internets, and it's for porn.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War reviews
The military holds many secrets, some good, some bad, and some... soulless...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/30/2005
The Puppet King reviews
Julian is the brains behind the throne, and Tort, his brother, is just an insanely powerful Sorcerer. But who is the puppet, and who is the puppeteer? Newly edited! Less curses
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004
The Blood Rites reviews
Tell me if the Rating isn't high enough, don't report abuse. Yarr, this is about Blood. You're listenin to one messed up individual here, so read no further if . . . 'blood queasy'
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Four reviews
What if the Nazis won? The lives of four Jewish young adults, as they attempt to destroy Nazi Earth.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004
Armaggedon? reviews
A fireball hits the sun and instead of killing everyone, it only kills the grownups, and the children under twelve.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
Need reviews
What happens when a blue, a red, a yellow, a black, a white, and gold mage are all put on the same team? What the hell are blue, red, yellow, and black mages? Has the author just picked random colors! On hiatus.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Destroy the Evildoers! reviews
Not telling! it was inspired by a weird al song... guess which one
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Revelations reviews
This is an uncomfortable piece, and sort of creepy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004